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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
180 umber codepig twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
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  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
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  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
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  04/24/26
Link?
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they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
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These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
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Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
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gen x is not old 😔
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all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
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The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
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Those people are OLD.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: 180 umber codepig twinkling uncleanness

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Zippy Trailer Park

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: gold bbw school



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: exhilarant turquoise center

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Nighttime goyim range

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Blathering Friendly Grandma

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Nighttime goyim range

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Blathering Friendly Grandma

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: 180 umber codepig twinkling uncleanness

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Arousing saffron regret

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: irate yarmulke travel guidebook

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing saffron regret

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: lemon concupiscible roommate

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: White volcanic crater chapel

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed philosopher-king box office

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Jet-lagged digit ratio



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Bat-shit-crazy Market



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Jet-lagged digit ratio



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: irate yarmulke travel guidebook

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: 345 (🧐)

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839738)