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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white thou...
Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/24/26
My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fuc...
Trip Striped Hyena
  04/24/26
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bronze indecent principal's office
  04/25/26
buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i gu...
Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen
  04/24/26
I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lus...
amethyst 180 indian lodge chad
  04/24/26
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Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/24/26
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Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen
  04/24/26
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azure beady-eyed reading party
  04/25/26
I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and t...
galvanic effete goyim digit ratio
  04/24/26
That’s brilliant
Trip Striped Hyena
  04/24/26
be serious
fishy hospital gaming laptop
  04/24/26
Just sent him a screenshot of this
Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/24/26
When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and w...
galvanic effete goyim digit ratio
  04/25/26
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azure beady-eyed reading party
  04/25/26
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Arousing Parlor
  04/24/26
Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp
Orange School Cafeteria Toilet Seat
  04/24/26
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Dun passionate roast beef fat ankles
  04/25/26
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Glittery menage
  04/25/26
He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in comput...
burgundy nighttime garrison weed whacker
  04/24/26
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hyperactive comical mad-dog skullcap
  04/24/26
Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot&...
idiotic aqua coldplay fan filthpig
  04/25/26
We had flank steak
Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/25/26
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bronze indecent principal's office
  04/25/26
absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chabl...
Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen
  04/25/26
how was the merlot?
bronze indecent principal's office
  04/25/26
Dry and unremarkable
Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/25/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.

If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839858)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Trip Striped Hyena

My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”

She felt real embarrassed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839868)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: bronze indecent principal's office



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen

buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: amethyst 180 indian lodge chad

I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.

our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839873)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: azure beady-eyed reading party



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: galvanic effete goyim digit ratio

I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839884)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Trip Striped Hyena

That’s brilliant

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: fishy hospital gaming laptop

be serious

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant

Just sent him a screenshot of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839897)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM
Author: galvanic effete goyim digit ratio

When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841301)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: azure beady-eyed reading party



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Arousing Parlor



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Orange School Cafeteria Toilet Seat

Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839927)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Dun passionate roast beef fat ankles



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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Glittery menage



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: burgundy nighttime garrison weed whacker

He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839929)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: hyperactive comical mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: idiotic aqua coldplay fan filthpig

Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841317)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant

We had flank steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841327)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: bronze indecent principal's office



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen

absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841665)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: bronze indecent principal's office

how was the merlot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841491)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant

Dry and unremarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841560)