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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant | 04/24/26 |
| Trip Striped Hyena | 04/24/26 |
| bronze indecent principal's office | 04/25/26 |
| Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen | 04/24/26 |
| amethyst 180 indian lodge chad | 04/24/26 |
| Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant | 04/24/26 |
| Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen | 04/24/26 |
| azure beady-eyed reading party | 04/25/26 |
| galvanic effete goyim digit ratio | 04/24/26 |
| Trip Striped Hyena | 04/24/26 |
| fishy hospital gaming laptop | 04/24/26 |
| Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant | 04/24/26 |
| galvanic effete goyim digit ratio | 04/25/26 |
| azure beady-eyed reading party | 04/25/26 |
| Arousing Parlor | 04/24/26 |
| Orange School Cafeteria Toilet Seat | 04/24/26 |
| Dun passionate roast beef fat ankles | 04/25/26 |
| Glittery menage | 04/25/26 |
| burgundy nighttime garrison weed whacker | 04/24/26 |
| hyperactive comical mad-dog skullcap | 04/24/26 |
| idiotic aqua coldplay fan filthpig | 04/25/26 |
| Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant | 04/25/26 |
| bronze indecent principal's office | 04/25/26 |
| Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen | 04/25/26 |
| bronze indecent principal's office | 04/25/26 |
| Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Trip Striped Hyena My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: bronze indecent principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: amethyst 180 indian lodge chad I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: azure beady-eyed reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: galvanic effete goyim digit ratio I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Trip Striped Hyena That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: fishy hospital gaming laptop be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: galvanic effete goyim digit ratio When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: azure beady-eyed reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Arousing Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Orange School Cafeteria Toilet Seat Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Dun passionate roast beef fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Glittery menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: burgundy nighttime garrison weed whacker He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: hyperactive comical mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: idiotic aqua coldplay fan filthpig Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: bronze indecent principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Concupiscible Ultramarine Kitchen absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: bronze indecent principal's office how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Purple Appetizing Legal Warrant Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2/en-en/#49841560) |