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Ted Boutroustp: Describe the FEELING of getting gaped by EPAH at CA9 today

Can’t feel good
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Ahem. Don’t we even discuss lawsuit legal cases here a...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
get a real job you old as fuck mormon bitch
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..
  03/12/25
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kikekilla9000
  03/12/25
Link to the oral argument recording
subcontinental computer genius
  03/12/25
Well I’m not gonna link it here with people like that ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Do you mind if we post the link?
Quercus
  03/12/25
i wish i'd stayed at baker hostetler. i'm about to go to...
penis butt
  03/12/25
Sounds 1,000,000x better than, “Oh, the other ‘B...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Not cr. Boutique has nothing to do with size, unlike your ti...
penis butt
  03/12/25
These screenshots basically summarize the issue: https://img...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
who is the lesbian arguing in the top photo
penis burn victim
  03/12/25
He’s a very “famous” lawyer at some bullsh...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
no I am talking about the old as fuck lesbian on the top pho...
penis burn victim
  03/12/25
Oh you’re a bitchboi ok
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
...
potluck
  03/12/25
Also relevant https://imgur.com/a/yS4LZae
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Nice argument! Here's a screen cap of EPAH and his paralegal...
Quercus
  03/12/25
if only
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Chambers Courthouse is 180, isn't it?
.,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
  03/12/25
It’s kind of a warren, but yeah it’s alright. Th...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
What'd you think of Rakoff?
.,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
  03/12/25
We’ve had like four appeals with him. He’s great
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
He just found (on Monday) a major part of the sentencing gui...
.,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
  03/12/25
He gets reversed by CA2 all the time for being buckwild
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
Sure. But I don't think this opinion can be appealed. Doe...
.,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
  03/12/25
Hasn’t since we represented some (foreign-born) wholes...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
You seem insecure. Ted’s a legend. You’re a nobo...
shitlib shibboleth
  03/12/25
Counterpoint: Ted is short, has weird hair, and wears ill-fi...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
To be fair, All true, but also enough about EPAH...
To be fair
  03/12/25
I thought you’d left after triumphantly posting that I...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
To be fair, How did I "come back from" poasting...
To be fair
  03/12/25
Oh yeah, this was the thread https://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
To be fair, Wait, so I literally typed out "TBF-free...
To be fair
  03/12/25
Your a bitchboi
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
To be fair, Wow
To be fair
  03/12/25
congrats brother! is that jed rakoff on the west coast?
Kenneth Play
  03/12/25
Yeah. He’s great (as a judge). Seems pretty cool in ge...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
He wanted to pursue a scholarly diversion that you didn't se...
Kenneth Play
  03/12/25
Very perceptive for just watching the arguments man. I was k...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
...
Kenneth Play
  03/12/25
is this a new case against TLS Ted or the same one from befo...
richard clock
  03/12/25
Same cigar case. Third appeal, lol
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
jfc, gotta love the law
richard clock
  03/12/25


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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Can’t feel good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741391)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Ahem. Don’t we even discuss lawsuit legal cases here and how epah always pwns biglolyers here anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741546)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


get a real job you old as fuck mormon bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741552)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: kikekilla9000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742124)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: subcontinental computer genius

Link to the oral argument recording

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741561)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Well I’m not gonna link it here with people like that ⬆️ quotemo ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741626)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Quercus

Do you mind if we post the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742017)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: penis butt ((zurich is stained))

i wish i'd stayed at baker hostetler.

i'm about to go to a 150-atty "boutique" firm based in LA. rate me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741630)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Sounds 1,000,000x better than, “Oh, the other ‘Baker’?”

Edit: OTOH, 150 lolyers is not a “boutique.” It’s shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741742)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: penis butt ((zurich is stained))

Not cr. Boutique has nothing to do with size, unlike your tiny pink member

This firm does most of the labor work for the movie studios and media cos. Somewhat prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742194)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

These screenshots basically summarize the issue: https://imgur.com/a/Bdteogu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741921)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: penis burn victim

who is the lesbian arguing in the top photo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742137)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

He’s a very “famous” lawyer at some bullshit LA firm (I assume the ordering is mis-displayed on your screen. Are you an Androidmo?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742140)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: penis burn victim

no I am talking about the old as fuck lesbian on the top photo with the short hair not the old as fuck lesbian with the long gray hair in the bottom photo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742163)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Oh you’re a bitchboi ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742174)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742149)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Also relevant https://imgur.com/a/yS4LZae

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741934)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Quercus

Nice argument! Here's a screen cap of EPAH and his paralegal.

https://imgur.com/a/2V5yrVD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48741996)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

if only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742093)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:


Chambers Courthouse is 180, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742147)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

It’s kind of a warren, but yeah it’s alright. The window view in that courtroom is nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742162)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:


What'd you think of Rakoff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742167)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

We’ve had like four appeals with him. He’s great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742170)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:


He just found (on Monday) a major part of the sentencing guidelines unconstitutional, which is great for crime bros like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742175)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

He gets reversed by CA2 all the time for being buckwild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742176)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:


Sure. But I don't think this opinion can be appealed.

Does your work ever take you to NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742232)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Hasn’t since we represented some (foreign-born) wholesalers out there is the Clear Eyes case in 2021 or so. But we’ve got a new case against PepsiCo, so I expect they’ll insist on depos out there. A place called “Purchase, NY.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742322)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: shitlib shibboleth

You seem insecure. Ted’s a legend. You’re a nobody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742150)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Counterpoint: Ted is short, has weird hair, and wears ill-fitting suits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742166)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

All true, but also enough about EPAH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742178)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

I thought you’d left after triumphantly posting that Israeli dude’s prediction that TSLA is headed to the stratosphere. How’d you come back from that anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742182)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

How did I "come back from" poasting a link to guy who gets paid to make financial predictions for a living saying that he thinks TSLA numbers will go up?

IDK good question, wow.

Btw here's another link to another poast I made about another guy employed at another fund saying a similar thing (I actually made this one first), god I hope this doesn't horribly embarrass me again :(

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5688944&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742189)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Oh yeah, this was the thread https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&mc=45&forum_id=2

Maybe you can post there and set those guys straight? Just an idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742191)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wait, so I literally typed out "TBF-free thread" in that OP, and now you're in here giving me shit for.... not poasting in it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742193)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Your a bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742209)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742213)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

congrats brother! is that jed rakoff on the west coast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742165)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Yeah. He’s great (as a judge). Seems pretty cool in general though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742168)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

He wanted to pursue a scholarly diversion that you didn't seem interested in, on the imputation of fraud. Most of the argument was over my head. It sounds like you have law on your side, but Boutros has facts? And is smooth and presented an easy option for the court to take his side. OTOH Wardlaw seemed focused on the fact that the case started before the fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742296)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Very perceptive for just watching the arguments man. I was kicking myself for opening the door to the scholarly diversion, but was hoping to build off of Wardlaw’s interest in it from her question to Ted. He actually doesn’t have the facts. His sentences were just a noun, a verb, and “fraud.” Sounded like that sufficed for Jed, but I think the other two care more about the legal issues that were presented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742306)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742351)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: richard clock

is this a new case against TLS Ted or the same one from before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742334)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Same cigar case. Third appeal, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742344)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: richard clock

jfc, gotta love the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693159&forum_id=2:#48742363)