Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Golden Wine Bar Scene
(XO adaptation of Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
EXT. GOLDEN, COLORADO – NIGHT
A full moon glows over the foothills. Crisp mountain air moves through pine silhouettes. The quiet clink of wine glasses and low conversation drifts from a rustic-modern wine bar.
INT. CAIRN WINE BAR – NIGHT
Wood-beamed ceilings. Dim lights. Vinyl jazz murmurs from behind the bar.
BOOM and EVAN39 sit at a corner table. Two plastic wine flights rest in front of them. Boom picks at a charcuterie slate. Evan sips Tempranillo, lost in thought.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Boom and Evan39 had flown in from SeaTTTle that morning. They'd ended up here, in Golden, beneath the Front Range. Tired, altitude-buzzed, and restless.
BOOM
(sniffing)
Everything here smells like pine sap and real estate debt.
EVAN39
(nods)
I kind of like it.
Boom rolls his eyes. Evan glances across the room—
ANGLE ON: A man at the far end of the bar. He wears a charcoal Norrøna jacket. His olive skin seems to hold the candlelight. He drinks alone, eyes on them.
BOOM
(watching Evan)
What are you looking at?
EVAN39
Is that... I think we saw him outside earlier.
BOOM
Looks like the type who corrects your climbing stance mid-trail and then steals your girl.
The man stands. Walks toward them.
BOOM (CONT’D)
And here he comes.
MAINLINING arrives at the table. Calm. Soft smile. No introduction.
MAINLINING
American?
EVAN39
Uh... yeah. I’m Evan. This is my friend, Boom.
MAINLINING
What color are your eyes?
EVAN39
(startled, then smiling)
Blue.
MAINLINING
I'd like to invite you both to come with me to Monarch.
BOOM
Monarch?
MAINLINING
It’s in the mountains. A casino. But that’s not the point.
EVAN39
When?
MAINLINING
We leave in an hour.
My Land Cruiser’s out front. She’s old, but climbs clean. The etchings hum if you're quiet.
We'll drink. Poast under false names. Maybe disappear for a while.
There’s a transmission tower on Elk Ridge I want to see.
It sings differently in March.
Won’t last long.
BOOM
(flat)
Wait—you want us to just... go with you?
MAINLINING
(smiles faintly)
Yes.
BOOM
Just like that?
MAINLINING
Just like that.
EVAN39
That’s... flattering. But we don’t even know you.
MAINLINING
But you do.
(pause)
Q1 ’15. Forty-seven shifts.
Boom’s bat was taped before he ever logged on.
(soft flicker of something vulnerable)
I didn’t come down to this elevation for blackjack or wine.
The Mahchine pinged twice.
Once for each of you.
BOOM
(flashing)
I didn’t fly in from SeaTTTle to get roofied by a Norrøna poaster with a lantern jaw and a glyph kink.
MAINLINING
We’ll eat well.
Drink good wine.
(beat)
We’ll make love.
BOOM
Yeah… who exactly is gonna be doin’ the lovemaking?
MAINLINING
Hopefully… all three of us.
Evan39’s gaze lingers on Mainlining’s mouth. Then hands. Then returns to his eyes.
BOOM
Jesus Christ.
MAINLINING
I’ll get your tab.
He walks away.
BOOM
(leaning in)
What the fuck just happened?
EVAN39
I think he invited us to something real.
BOOM
Evan. This guy is one graphite sketch away from becoming a sex cult.
You remember the BBW from the bakery aisle, right?
EVAN39
I want to go.
BOOM
You’re not serious.
EVAN39
He has altitude in his voice.
You didn’t feel it?
BOOM
I felt scam vibes and an open carry permit.
EVAN39
He wasn’t lying. About anything.
That tower’s real. I don’t know how I know it, but I do.
BOOM
(disbelieving)
This is insane.
EVAN39
(quietly)
I would love to go.
Boom stares. No reply.
FADE OUT.
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