NEWS ANCHOR (V.O.): Elon Musk is facing backlash today after appearing to give what many interpreted as a Nazi salute at the Republican National Convention

LARRY: That’s it. That’s the final straw. I can’t be associated with this guy anymore.

LEON: You just now figuring this out? The man named his kid after a Wi-Fi password. You CHOSE this.

LARRY: It was sleek! It was quiet! And the doors went like this (mimes gullwing door opening, which looks vaguely like a salute) Oh no. Oh my god. That looks like a salute too!

LEON: Yup. You’re rolling around town in a Nazi spaceship.

LARRY: People are looking at me like I gave the salute! I parked outside Gelson’s, gave a wave to the parking guy—boom! Dirty looks. One woman actually spit on the ground!

LEON: You got Nazi residue on you, Larry. Elon rubbed off.

LARRY: I’ve got Musk stink!

LEON: Nobody wants a used Tesla right now. It’s like trying to sell a timeshare in hell.

CUT TO: LARRY IN HIS DRIVEWAY WITH A POTENTIAL BUYER

BUYER: So… this is a Tesla? From that guy?

LARRY: Yes, but I’m not him. I didn’t salute anything. I didn’t build flamethrowers or launch weird satellites. I just liked the cupholders!

BUYER: Nah, man. I can’t be seen in a Musk Mobile. People already think I’m in a militia.

LARRY: I use the turn signals! Like a normal person!

BUYER: Too late. You got the Nazi aura now.

He walks away. LARRY sighs deeply.

CUT TO: LARRY AND LEON OUTSIDE, NEXT TO THE TESLA

LARRY: I can’t sell it. Nobody wants Elon’s Hitler wagon.

LEON: You know what? I’ll take it.

LARRY: Really?

LEON: Hell yeah. I’m bulletproof. I could drive around in a Confederate flag go-kart and people would just think it’s ironic.

LARRY: You sure? It’s not just the car. It’s… everything. The algorithms, the tweets, the weird techno music that comes on when you open the door.

LEON: That’s fine. I’ll scrub the Elon out of it. Get in there with some sage, maybe a little Febreze.

LARRY: Well… if anyone can de-Nazi a Tesla, it’s you.

LEON: Damn right. Now hand me them keys, mein freund.

LARRY: Okay, that’s not helping.

[CREDITS ROLL]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702244&forum_id=2:#48797023)

Leon: Lar, I can't drive this piece of shit anymore. Look at that(pointing to side of car). Somebody wrote "nazi nigger" on it. I don't mind being called a nazi or a nigger, but who the fuck every heard of a nazi nigger? It's a damned oxymoron. It's like saying honest jew. Ain't so such thing.

Larry: Yeah, well, your check bounced anyway, so I'm going to repo it.

Jeff walks in.

Jeff: Hey, Larry, word's out at the club that your nazi footlocker you sold to Leon got vandalized.

Larry: Yeah, well, what can I say. If people knew we were a jew and a nigger they would have given us a pass. We're all liberals around here.

Jeff: Look, Larry, I got an idea. You know your friend Michael the blind guy that you tried to fix up with the chick in the burka except the burka came off and you both found out she was ugly and he didn't want to be seen with her?

Larry: Yeah, what about him?

Jeff: Sell the Tesla to him. He's blind. Tell him it's a Cadillac. It's got that self driving feature, man, it's the perfect car for a blind guy. He won't even be able to see the nazi nigger thing on the side.

Larry: Well, to be fair it also says, "dirty jew Traitor" on the other side.

Jeff: OK, so it's fair and balanced.

Leon: Yeah, Lar, call that blind motherfucker and let's get this piece of shit out of yo driveway before somebody burns an Elon dummy in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702244&forum_id=2:#48799723)