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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
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histrionic yarmulke fat ankles
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hyperventilating hell half-breed
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Multi-colored Shrine Codepig
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Boom
geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier
  12/17/25
Incredible
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
boom lives
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Multi-colored Shrine Codepig
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
vivacious deranged orchestra pit death wish
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
wmtp
Burgundy Pocket Flask Garrison
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Glittery Vermilion Knife
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Glittery Vermilion Knife
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Glittery Vermilion Knife
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
White Frisky Kitty Office
  12/17/25
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Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
evan39
Apoplectic Wrinkle Main People
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
histrionic yarmulke fat ankles
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/17/25
who are you
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Apoplectic Wrinkle Main People
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
opaque market organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Iridescent Trip Faggotry
  12/18/25
whokobe
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
White Frisky Kitty Office
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
White Frisky Kitty Office
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Walnut love of her life spot
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Walnut love of her life spot
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
abusive smoky macaca hunting ground
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Walnut love of her life spot
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Walnut love of her life spot
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
buff crawly meetinghouse boistinker
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
flirting dashing sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
Stfu
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
boyish cobalt brunch
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Bistre Racy Cumskin Field
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Hyperactive cordovan filthpig
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Light Elite Giraffe Doctorate
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Provocative Chocolate Plaza
  12/18/25
Thanks.
buff crawly meetinghouse boistinker
  12/18/25
Boom
umber tantric halford striped hyena
  12/18/25
whokebe
Carmine Swashbuckling Tattoo
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating hell half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Shrine Codepig

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored Shrine Codepig

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: vivacious deranged orchestra pit death wish

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: geriatric topaz nursing home sound barrier

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Burgundy Pocket Flask Garrison

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Glittery Vermilion Knife

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Glittery Vermilion Knife

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Glittery Vermilion Knife

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: White Frisky Kitty Office

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Wrinkle Main People

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke fat ankles

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Wrinkle Main People

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: opaque market organic girlfriend

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Iridescent Trip Faggotry

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: White Frisky Kitty Office

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: White Frisky Kitty Office

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: abusive smoky macaca hunting ground

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: buff crawly meetinghouse boistinker

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: flirting dashing sneaky criminal

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: boyish cobalt brunch

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Bistre Racy Cumskin Field

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive cordovan filthpig

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Light Elite Giraffe Doctorate

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Plaza

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: buff crawly meetinghouse boistinker

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: umber tantric halford striped hyena

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Carmine Swashbuckling Tattoo

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)