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Fought w wife 2 mts ago,separated,just had insane 2wk bender.

Completely relapsed on everything. Been going through an 8-b...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
it's over. at least you went out with a bang not a whimper.
canary fat ankles
  07/14/14
guess so Am surprised i don't feel as empty as I thought ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
what next?
canary fat ankles
  07/14/14
What is next? More blow?
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
Back to work tmrw morning. Time to rebuild, stopping everyth...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Have you been going to work during this? Describe the hoo...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
No, been on vaca, answered a few e-mails that's it. One o...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Fascinating. I was almost in your spot once and came back fr...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
Not in a vacation city. Took a staycation if you will. I...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Age? Full of head of hair? Looks?
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
30, full head of hair, handsome but not a pretty boy. Big no...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Apparently so
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
Ha!
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
please don't bring a kid into this world under these circums...
bright antidepressant drug
  07/14/14
you will do none of these things, except maybe going back to...
Mentally Impaired Snowy University Becky
  08/03/23
Have you ceased all communication with your wife?
concupiscible codepig meetinghouse
  07/14/14
yes, even when she came over I cut it short within the first...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
You've come to the right place.
Wine Painfully Honest Really Tough Guy
  07/14/14
...
supple locus stain
  07/14/14
How is your nose holding up Would she take you back if s...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
so far so good doubtful she would take me back at all at ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Fuck yes
Self-absorbed tanning salon
  07/14/14
180
zombie-like electric school
  07/14/14
Wait how are you spending so much on food if you're on coke ...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
Not all day, dont really do any before 9:30/10
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
what games did yuou bet on
zombie-like electric school
  07/14/14
Every single game from the quarterfinals onward including to...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
what was ur strategy what boookie
zombie-like electric school
  07/14/14
jesus i thought i was a useless faggot
mind-boggling quadroon crackhouse
  07/14/14
what caused the split from wife
spectacular learning disabled dilemma
  07/14/14
Ex-gf vindictively told wife that we fucked while we (my wif...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
what caused ex gf to do something totally uncool like that
spectacular learning disabled dilemma
  07/14/14
I told her at the time that I would leave my fiance for her ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Sounds like you two deserve each other.
carnelian abode people who are hurt
  07/14/14
no need to be mean about it. he didn't cheat on his wife rec...
bright antidepressant drug
  07/14/14
Um...did you not read the part about the hookers?
Irate Water Buffalo
  07/14/14
Wow can you imagine how how xo males would flip out if a fem...
Histrionic duck-like newt scourge upon the earth
  07/14/14
Men and women not the same, news at 11. That said, not l...
Hairless big church building
  07/15/14
(Typical pumo)
slimy den trump supporter
  07/14/14
(drama queen)
Vermilion hyperventilating step-uncle's house dragon
  07/14/14
(guy who told the teacher on his fellow classmates as a chil...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
Sup Rabbit
milky alpha
  07/14/14
cr
exciting rehab multi-billionaire
  07/22/14
...
twinkling market
  01/29/17
sorry for what you're going through. it sucks even if you br...
bright antidepressant drug
  07/14/14
want 2 chat
canary fat ankles
  07/14/14
sure, i'm on
bright antidepressant drug
  07/14/14
ty for the kind words, I appreciate it
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/14/14
just stick with the program, even if it's lame. you know wha...
bright antidepressant drug
  07/14/14
just cop dat clean slate and a new fresh as fuck start
citrine trailer park philosopher-king
  07/14/14
sounds like your wife was cr to cut you loose
Fuchsia Pit Feces
  07/14/14
...
crystalline hideous juggernaut ceo
  01/29/17
lame
Pearly candlestick maker boltzmann
  07/14/14
op is a potential top 10 poster
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/14/14
what do you do for a living and how are you affording tihs e...
razzmatazz gold doctorate
  07/14/14
...
Flatulent carmine patrolman theater
  07/14/14
YOLO
motley translucent garrison
  07/14/14
...
Territorial Nofapping Church
  07/03/22
flame
rusted hell
  07/14/14
UPDATE OP
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/15/14
...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/22/14
he dead, massa.
adventurous amethyst home foreskin
  07/22/14
Do you really think so
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/22/14
Fuck my ass.
glassy house
  07/22/14
None of this happened
filthy institution
  07/22/14
The bender probably did, the sex probably didn't.
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/22/14
Nah. OP went to work and billed 14hrs a day like a good litt...
filthy institution
  07/22/14
Naw ding he couldn't know the desperation of his poasts with...
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/22/14
Lol you dim witted fag
filthy institution
  07/22/14
Are you op?
Stirring Metal Legal Warrant
  07/22/14
...
heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster
  01/27/17
OP please respond
heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster
  01/29/17
...
heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster
  04/13/17
Completely forgot that I ever poasted about this time of my ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  11/28/17
180000 Fill in the gaps between this thread and the pre...
Razzle toilet seat
  11/28/17
this. any kids? how is the hairline holding up?
vivacious roast beef
  11/28/17
No kids. I can't even cum inside my wife anymore, I usually ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  11/29/17
yes pls do OP did you contemplate suicide and if so, what...
Opaque rigor theater stage
  11/28/17
Never contemplated suicide because love my parents too much ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  11/29/17
lol OP here This place is like a weird journal. I divorce...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/03/22
Congrats bro
Charismatic cowardly psychic spot
  07/03/22
ty, brother
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/03/22
180. Did you leave law too?
pearl stag film
  07/03/22
Indeed I did. Started my own business (adjacent to law but n...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/03/22
So you divorced a week after the last post? How’s y...
Claret trip circlehead trust fund
  07/03/22
We separated right before Christmas and I never saw her agai...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/03/22
That’s pretty dark lol but glad to hear you are doing ...
Claret trip circlehead trust fund
  07/04/22
If this isn’t flame, get into a program asap. I was as...
Floppy factory reset button location
  07/03/22
Whoops didn’t see the date of op lol. Sounds like ever...
Floppy factory reset button location
  07/03/22
lol it did I am sober since my first kid was born in 2019 ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/03/22
Good for you. Sounds like you were in a bad way back then. G...
Floppy factory reset button location
  07/03/22
is the kid with your wife or a new woman?
Ivory Sneaky Criminal
  07/04/22
My wife (third wife)
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/05/22
OP here. Up to 3 kids now. Can’t believe I’m com...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  08/03/23
Were the first wives actually shitty? Or were they juat reac...
soul-stirring selfie
  08/03/23
They weren't hot enough for me to put up with their bullshit...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  08/04/23
Why are kikes so deranged?
Aphrodisiac sinister corner reading party
  08/04/23
Come to K&A
Lascivious high-end area
  08/03/23
OPs lifestyle here is 180 and much more fulfilling than any ...
Hateful Sanctuary
  08/03/23
...
chrome rigpig
  08/03/23
...
Abnormal base affirmative action
  07/23/25
We have 4 kids now, live in Westchester. 60% chance I get a ...
Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke
  07/23/25
180
Glittery Old Irish Cottage Hall
  07/23/25


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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Completely relapsed on everything. Been going through an 8-ball every two days with degenerate friends from yesteryear, sip on Macallan 15 non-stop from AM to PM, haven't answered any phonecalls from parents or brother except to text that I'm OK, cycling through the same 3 escorts sometimes twice a day, different girls in the afternoon and late night. Spending $100+/day on food, eating at really nice places alone and drinking a lot. Fucked a waitress from Tao Downtown and another random from Niagara, both raw, and both at night and in again the morning. Been betting like crazy on World Cup games, like $5k money lines for no fucking reason. Owe about $17k now. AMEX bill will be over $22k next month. Went to Hamptons last weekend and borrowed my friend's new E-class and almost got into a huge accident. Scratched up his fender real bad, had to give him $400 cash and say give you the rest later. Detoxing all yest and today and the wife randomly shows up, back from staying with her brother's sister-in-law's apt. Wants to give this a second try, I'm so strung out on coke I told her I never wanted to see her again after her leaving me, she just stormed out of here and all I could think as I watched her leave, for maybe the last time, is that I have two cigarettes left and am too high to go to the only deli that's open near me as I'd be embarrassed to be seen in the state that I'm in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927378)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: canary fat ankles

it's over. at least you went out with a bang not a whimper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927407)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

guess so

Am surprised i don't feel as empty as I thought I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927433)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: canary fat ankles

what next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927436)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

What is next? More blow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927438)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:05 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Back to work tmrw morning. Time to rebuild, stopping everything including cigarettes and pot, and getting back into good shape. Focus on professional goals, selling apt and finding a new wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927472)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Have you been going to work during this?

Describe the hookers - they do blow a you all night too?

Describe the degenerate friends who can just pick up a coke bender with you on moments notice

Describe the crash in the hamptons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927484)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

No, been on vaca, answered a few e-mails that's it.

One of them does, tall brunette with huge natural tits, OK face, but insane body, nice green eyes, from the Midwest, kinda white trash prole face.

1 japanese girl, shorter (5'5") and a little thick not fat (±130 lbs.) but huge tits and a nice big ass.

1 colombian girl, real fucking whore, amazing sex.

Jesse, played in a band with him, fat motherfucker, really good looking guy though, got into heroin for a while. Very into Interpol, Morrissey, the Smiths (even now, 12+ years later) and guitars. Long hair and facial hair, dresses like a 15 year old emo kid from the early 2000s. Going to Philly for a wknd to see a show is a big deal. Works as a sandwich guy and lives w his parents still. Doesn't own a car. Real piece of shit, talks about his hours at work, record labels. Kid is stuck in 2002, annoying as fuck. Pretty hot girl who works a dead end retail job. Dating her since I knew him.

I don't remember the car incident



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927509)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:25 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Fascinating. I was almost in your spot once and came back from the brink.

How did you get a coke connection in a vacation city

How are you rolling to these high end places with a fat loser friend - are you taking hookers?

Are you going to reward ex for this behavior by getting back with her?

How are you in debt to bookies when you obviously have cash elsewhere - have you just not settled up?

Describe some other highlights and lowlights? When did you feel the MOST AWESOME.

How long were you married? Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927541)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Not in a vacation city. Took a staycation if you will.

I'm not really going to places like clubs that are hard to get into

Yes I probably will reward her behavior by getting back with her and having a child, she would say yes in 2 seconds. Might even do that right away out of wedlock.

Correct, just havent settled up. Will do this wk, this isnt a problem.

Felt most awesome on the three days, basically didn't sleep for the first 40 hours, and the day after was amazing. Went to SoHo house rooftop and did a bunch of molly and chugged beers, stayed in the pool for about 4 hours, felt amazing

Married for 1.5 years. No kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927564)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Age? Full of head of hair? Looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927577)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

30, full head of hair, handsome but not a pretty boy. Big nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927583)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Apparently so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927590)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:38 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Ha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927595)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:53 AM
Author: bright antidepressant drug

please don't bring a kid into this world under these circumstances. get better first. you need to focus on your recovery before adding to your responsibilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927671)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:34 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Snowy University Becky

you will do none of these things, except maybe going back to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627390)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: concupiscible codepig meetinghouse

Have you ceased all communication with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927408)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

yes, even when she came over I cut it short within the first 2 min. she knew it was over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927432)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Wine Painfully Honest Really Tough Guy

You've come to the right place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927409)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: supple locus stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930093)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

How is your nose holding up

Would she take you back if she knew what you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927411)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

so far so good

doubtful she would take me back at all at this point let alone if she knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927431)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed tanning salon

Fuck yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927412)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: zombie-like electric school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927415)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Wait how are you spending so much on food if you're on coke all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927419)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Not all day, dont really do any before 9:30/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927426)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: zombie-like electric school

what games did yuou bet on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927429)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Every single game from the quarterfinals onward including today, and a few group stages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927441)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: zombie-like electric school

what was ur strategy

what boookie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927442)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling quadroon crackhouse

jesus i thought i was a useless faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927445)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:00 AM
Author: spectacular learning disabled dilemma

what caused the split from wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927448)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Ex-gf vindictively told wife that we fucked while we (my wife and I) were engaged 2 yrs ago. Thinking about getting back together w her (ex-gf) tbh. She was probably the one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927482)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: spectacular learning disabled dilemma

what caused ex gf to do something totally uncool like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927489)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

I told her at the time that I would leave my fiance for her and then never returned her calls and just sent a "sorry" text weeks later. Thought she would have done something but after a few months I figured she let it go. .. didnt hear a peep. Didn't think about it at all and then two months ago she asks friend of friend for her number, who refuses to give, and then calls her at work and says cryptic msg to wife with specific detail of a wknd I said I went upstate w friends ("didn't get cell phone service"). She told wife that her and I had a laugh about how fucking clueless she was. Then she hung up. Wife still knows exactly who she is through Facebook stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927522)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:47 AM
Author: carnelian abode people who are hurt

Sounds like you two deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927648)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:54 AM
Author: bright antidepressant drug

no need to be mean about it. he didn't cheat on his wife recently; it just came to a head recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927681)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Irate Water Buffalo

Um...did you not read the part about the hookers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930131)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic duck-like newt scourge upon the earth

Wow can you imagine how how xo males would flip out if a female said she'd cheated on her husband and was considering dumping her husband for and ex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930068)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Hairless big church building

Men and women not the same, news at 11.

That said, not like he is getting praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25936207)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: slimy den trump supporter

(Typical pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927488)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:20 AM
Author: Vermilion hyperventilating step-uncle's house dragon

(drama queen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927529)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

(guy who told the teacher on his fellow classmates as a child)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927533)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:23 AM
Author: milky alpha

Sup Rabbit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927535)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:26 AM
Author: exciting rehab multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979751)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: twinkling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#32489033)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:29 AM
Author: bright antidepressant drug

sorry for what you're going through. it sucks even if you brought it on yourself. you can get better. godspeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927554)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: canary fat ankles

want 2 chat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927557)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:42 AM
Author: bright antidepressant drug

sure, i'm on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927619)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

ty for the kind words, I appreciate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927567)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:42 AM
Author: bright antidepressant drug

just stick with the program, even if it's lame. you know what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927620)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: citrine trailer park philosopher-king

just cop dat clean slate and a new fresh as fuck start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25927661)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia Pit Feces

sounds like your wife was cr to cut you loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930080)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 10:14 AM
Author: crystalline hideous juggernaut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#32489065)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Pearly candlestick maker boltzmann

lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930084)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

op is a potential top 10 poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930106)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold doctorate

what do you do for a living and how are you affording tihs expensive bender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930109)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Flatulent carmine patrolman theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930525)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: motley translucent garrison

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Territorial Nofapping Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790977)



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Date: July 14th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: rusted hell

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25930555)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

UPDATE OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25936212)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:16 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979728)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:17 AM
Author: adventurous amethyst home foreskin

he dead, massa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979730)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Do you really think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979754)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: glassy house

Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979733)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:28 AM
Author: filthy institution

None of this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979755)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

The bender probably did, the sex probably didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979763)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: filthy institution

Nah. OP went to work and billed 14hrs a day like a good little cuck and likely has never been married or even had a gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979776)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:38 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Naw ding he couldn't know the desperation of his poasts without experiencing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979780)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: filthy institution

Lol you dim witted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979785)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:40 AM
Author: Stirring Metal Legal Warrant

Are you op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#25979791)



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Date: January 27th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#32471921)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster

OP please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#32489026)



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Date: April 13th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: heady embarrassed to the bone jewess toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#33065864)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Completely forgot that I ever poasted about this time of my life. Pretty amazing how quickly things can change. I have been remarried for over a year now. Thinking about getting divorced, too. Not even 35 yet. Unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795008)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Razzle toilet seat

180000

Fill in the gaps between this thread and the present please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795021)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: vivacious roast beef

this. any kids? how is the hairline holding up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795031)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

No kids. I can't even cum inside my wife anymore, I usually finish on her ass after fucking her from behind, usually thinking about some sexy mentally ill shrew from my office.

Hairline is perfect but I have a cowlick that's gotten out of hand and looks like a slight bald spot. I've been blowdrying my hair everyday.

Life is great. Sold apartment, made good money, switched to a different practice group, moved to Brooklyn, met wife, bought a 2 bedroom in Sutton Place, got married, got dog, pretty good shot of making Partner in the next two years. Would ideally like to get divorced next year before that happens. Haven't cheated on wife yet but will after firm holiday party for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795076)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: Opaque rigor theater stage

yes pls do

OP did you contemplate suicide and if so, what kept you from doing it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795040)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Never contemplated suicide because love my parents too much and I have plenty of things to live for. Only regret the money all this shit cost me (~450k) - the experiences were worth the pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#34795090)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

lol OP here

This place is like a weird journal. I divorced again in late 2017, met my now wife in 2018 & got married quickly, two kids now and life has never been better.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790882)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Charismatic cowardly psychic spot

Congrats bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790887)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

ty, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790952)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: pearl stag film

180. Did you leave law too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790980)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

Indeed I did. Started my own business (adjacent to law but not a law practice). 2018 was transformational on every level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44791073)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Claret trip circlehead trust fund

So you divorced a week after the last post?

How’s your hairline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790997)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

We separated right before Christmas and I never saw her again lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44791079)



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Date: July 4th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: Claret trip circlehead trust fund

That’s pretty dark lol but glad to hear you are doing better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44793818)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Floppy factory reset button location

If this isn’t flame, get into a program asap. I was as bad off as this, and looking back on it I was completely miserable even though I thought I was “partying” and having a grand old time.

If you need someone to talk to about this, poast a throwaway.

If you keep up like this your entire life will be wrecked (even worse than now) and you’ll probably die young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44790995)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy factory reset button location

Whoops didn’t see the date of op lol. Sounds like everything worked out though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44791011)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

lol it did

I am sober since my first kid was born in 2019 - have wine with dinner every so often or a cocktail but have not been drunk, high or smoked any cigarettes for years. Don’t miss it at all. Ty for the very sweet gesture. Was not on a good path at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44791087)



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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Floppy factory reset button location

Good for you. Sounds like you were in a bad way back then. Good that you can drink booze in moderation. I’m not even going to try that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44791092)



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Date: July 4th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: Ivory Sneaky Criminal

is the kid with your wife or a new woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44793832)



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Date: July 5th, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

My wife (third wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#44799986)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

OP here. Up to 3 kids now. Can’t believe I’m coming up on 10 years from my epic bender. Truly a sick and depraved low point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627261)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring selfie

Were the first wives actually shitty? Or were they juat reacting to your bullshit at the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627427)



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Date: August 4th, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

They weren't hot enough for me to put up with their bullshit is the honest truth. My current wife is a smokeshow and doesn't give me any bullshit, so my quality of life is dramatically better. It's heavenly compared to my first two marriages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46629600)



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Date: August 4th, 2023 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sinister corner reading party

Why are kikes so deranged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46629611)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Lascivious high-end area

Come to K&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627394)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Hateful Sanctuary

OPs lifestyle here is 180 and much more fulfilling than any other "married" life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627405)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: chrome rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#46627479)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Abnormal base affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#49125123)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Nighttime Yarmulke

We have 4 kids now, live in Westchester. 60% chance I get a huge windfall (~$5mm) from a deal in the next year. If that happens, I am retiring for good. Gentle reminder that a lot can change in 11 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#49124985)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Old Irish Cottage Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2618426&forum_id=2:#49125103)