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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
aromatic tripping forum
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
aquamarine milk stage
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Razzle-dazzle Insanely Creepy Cuckoldry Incel
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Razzle pit trust fund
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Shivering wonderful location
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Sick Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Orange point lettuce
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Excitant church keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
turquoise hospital
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
gaped theatre goyim
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Painfully Honest Beady-eyed Dysfunction
  06/30/25
cr
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
obsidian shrine
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
turquoise hospital
  06/30/25
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startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Painfully Honest Beady-eyed Dysfunction
  06/30/25
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Heady friendly grandma mexican
  07/01/25
*bussy
Spruce jew
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
zippy legend psychic
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
snowy roommate spot
  06/30/25
fuck
pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
zippy legend psychic
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
aromatic tripping forum
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
obsidian shrine
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
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anal alcoholic genital piercing
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
multi-colored garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
drab disrespectful toaster range
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
vibrant liquid oxygen black woman
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
drab disrespectful toaster range
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
drab disrespectful toaster range
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
canary sadistic menage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
mentally impaired stage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
ebony charismatic codepig fanboi
  06/30/25
tcr
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
just jump
Concupiscible parlour striped hyena
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
...
fragrant gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
wow
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Wine crotch
  06/30/25
JFC man
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Orange point lettuce
  06/30/25
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Concupiscible parlour striped hyena
  06/30/25
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pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
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turquoise hospital
  06/30/25
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Big Set Mother
  06/30/25
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passionate associate stag film
  06/30/25
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mentally impaired stage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
ebony charismatic codepig fanboi
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
multi-colored garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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trip aggressive party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Heady friendly grandma mexican
  07/01/25
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lascivious space round eye
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Jet cruel-hearted school hissy fit
  07/01/25
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slippery pozpig ape
  07/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle Insanely Creepy Cuckoldry Incel
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Shivering wonderful location
  06/30/25
bro
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
...
ebony charismatic codepig fanboi
  06/30/25
lol
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
...
yapping home goal in life
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
appetizing messiness gaping
  06/30/25
jfc
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Big Set Mother
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
passionate associate stag film
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
appetizing messiness gaping
  07/01/25
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vibrant liquid oxygen black woman
  07/01/25
...
passionate associate stag film
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
slippery pozpig ape
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Sienna Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
obsidian shrine
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pea-brained resort boiling water
  06/30/25
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Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
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Chocolate Talented Puppy
  07/01/25
lol
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible parlour striped hyena
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Crusty Double Fault
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Costumed hall private investor
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
amethyst step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Galvanic useless lay
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
seedy area
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Chocolate Talented Puppy
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Violent Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
startling white stead persian
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Heady friendly grandma mexican
  07/01/25
😟
electric elite place of business
  07/01/25
...
180 emerald clown
  07/01/25
holy shit
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Chocolate Talented Puppy
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
spectacular business firm wagecucks
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
slippery pozpig ape
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
slippery pozpig ape
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
slippery pozpig ape
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
kink-friendly blood rage
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Heady friendly grandma mexican
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Ultramarine dilemma
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
...
soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
vigorous preventive strike corn cake
  07/06/25
...
passionate associate stag film
  07/06/25
lol
startling white stead persian
  07/07/25
wow
Titillating Dingle Berry
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: aromatic tripping forum

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: aquamarine milk stage

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Insanely Creepy Cuckoldry Incel

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle pit trust fund

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Shivering wonderful location

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sick Hunting Ground

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Orange point lettuce

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Excitant church keepsake machete

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: turquoise hospital

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gaped theatre goyim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Beady-eyed Dysfunction

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: obsidian shrine

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: turquoise hospital

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: startling white stead persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Beady-eyed Dysfunction

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Heady friendly grandma mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Spruce jew

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: zippy legend psychic

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: snowy roommate spot

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: zippy legend psychic

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: aromatic tripping forum

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: obsidian shrine

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: anal alcoholic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet fortuitous meteor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: drab disrespectful toaster range

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen black woman

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: drab disrespectful toaster range

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: drab disrespectful toaster range

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: canary sadistic menage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ebony charismatic codepig fanboi

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour striped hyena

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fragrant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Wine crotch

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Orange point lettuce

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: turquoise hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Big Set Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: passionate associate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony charismatic codepig fanboi

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet fortuitous meteor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: trip aggressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Heady friendly grandma mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious space round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Jet cruel-hearted school hissy fit

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: slippery pozpig ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Insanely Creepy Cuckoldry Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Shivering wonderful location

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony charismatic codepig fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yapping home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: appetizing messiness gaping

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Vivacious black sandwich fat ankles

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Big Set Mother

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: passionate associate stag film

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: appetizing messiness gaping

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: passionate associate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: slippery pozpig ape

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sienna Internal Respiration

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: obsidian shrine

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pea-brained resort boiling water

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Talented Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Crusty Double Fault

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Costumed hall private investor

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: amethyst step-uncle's house

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Galvanic useless lay

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: seedy area

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate Talented Puppy

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Violent Electric Furnace

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Heady friendly grandma mexican

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: electric elite place of business

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: 180 emerald clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate Talented Puppy

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular business firm wagecucks

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: slippery pozpig ape

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: slippery pozpig ape

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: slippery pozpig ape

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Citrine Dashing Church Building Pervert

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Heady friendly grandma mexican

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine dilemma

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: soggy marvelous theater multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vigorous preventive strike corn cake

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: passionate associate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: startling white stead persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating Dingle Berry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)