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USNews rankings 2025: Cornell no longer a T-14 law school

I know we're old, but I still care. UCLA surpasses Berkeley...
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/08/25
These rankings are festering TTT, but that doesn't change th...
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  04/08/25
UVA and UPenn state above HLS is lol
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they have very good softball and business programs
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YHS is the proper order
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HLS is a damn good school
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Full list: 1 - Stanford University 1 - Yale University ...
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UPenn named their law center after a baseball announcer?
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after the comedian
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Wtf it is actually Danny Carey the drummer from Tool.
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Skip was a great man. Watch your tongue, faggot.
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Redditor missed BYU
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Mitchell Hamlin in the fight of its life, will probably merg...
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Donde esta Vandy?
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TTT Redditor attention to detail
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its a great list of "why the fuck would anyone pay mone...
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my ls up 11pts from when i attended and clawing it's way to ...
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>> 88 - University of California–San Francisco ...
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like the US, that law school went to shit after kamala left ...
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She left the US?
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Wait, is that Hastings?
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Who keeps track of TTTs
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/08/25
I like to at least keep track of the *names* of the TTTs. A...
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  04/09/25
They peaked at like 17 or so back in the early 00s I believe...
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Dunno
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/09/25
Please don't say H*stings here. It's racist.
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My kids are as many years from law school as I am. For the f...
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will they be doctors of jurisprudence?
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No, inshallah
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Well listen, Cornell is a damn good school...damn good.
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Second page, please!
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Vast_Championship655 • 13 hr. ago cornell number 18?...
Curious chestnut native
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256 upboats Cornell is Reddit central--the meaty midwit m...
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farthest from t14 any t14 has been since...?
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Peer Reputation rankings: https://taxprof.typepad.com/tax...
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Seems much more in line with reality although I still think ...
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(Cornell grad)
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
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(proud Boalt alum)
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U Minnesota one spot away from Cornell? OSU above GW? (wh...
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No
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WUSTL T14? LOL!
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This is the funniest one. Who at USNWR went to wustl
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more importantly, what was/is his moniker?
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173/3.96: https://law.washu.edu/class-profile/ Yale is 17...
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That interquartile range is insane WUSTL accepts a ton of...
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/08/25
all in the game, yo
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who the fuck chooses wustl over any of the top 15 schools? i...
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  04/08/25
everyone knows it's a damn fine school
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lmao, that's absolutely insane. to do the WUSTL?? LMFAO
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They are all splitters, so not the same thing
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/08/25
Still can't believe that many 170+ students are choosing to ...
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WUSTL takes students with like 2.0/174. They don’t hav...
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
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new lsat w/o logic section is nerf'd vs what we all took
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Full ride goes a long way I guess
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You'd think an actual T14 in need of q pump would throw a sc...
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nah, i don't even think UVA or NU (who used to admit every s...
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
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I got an 80% scholarship at NU as a splitter.
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they're referring to a gap between lsat and gpa, not sex and...
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Holy shit
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These rankings are no longer credible. No one that actua...
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no one who gives a shit about the fake “rank” of...
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(USC grad)
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We get it, you went to GW.
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Everything outside of top 14 has always fluctuated a lot, al...
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There's probably some pay for play scheme going on here, tha...
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i remember listened to NPR in the 2000s and they were runnin...
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Mark my words.. UCLA will replace Cornell in the T-14
Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  04/08/25
It already has. It’s been top 14 for a while hasn&rsqu...
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  04/08/25
Yah but maybe tied with Georgetown or whatever uCLA will ...
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Look, Vanessa, of course the rankings fluctuate. Everybody k...
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(Fordham legal writing adjunct professor)
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Cr. It’s preposterous.
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Harvard is a TTT in decline? Haven't followed the rankings i...
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They use it as a cash cow and don’t give money in meri...
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Harvard actually is a TTT in decline, and I always found it ...
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Complete fraud. Usnews basically retaliating against all the...
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lol @ them having a three way tie for 14th place so more sch...
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cornell begging for a 4 way tie
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To be fair, Is there a single person in the whole world w...
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lol true, and many don't know what it is honestly you're ...
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Lol @ this false flag post. No one believes you are the orig...
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To be fair, ??? Because "the original tbf" u...
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That's about the only thing it has right.
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yeah. 4th best school being ranked 3rd is the most egregious...
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a day well spent good sir
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  04/09/25
List has lost all legitimacy. But so has America.
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had we're back on track now. maga
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  04/09/25
second page, please
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  04/09/25
Do the WUSTL!
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NU Law is T10 :) NU Law is tied with Columbia :) Could...
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Serious question: other than perceived prestige and the asso...
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"other than perceived prestige and the associated tende...
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I'm looking for scholarship here. I see some in other poasts...
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Ya, the lower the rank of the school, the more law you learn...
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Unironically true. Top law schools have law profs teaching ...
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The curriculum at the T50 will have classes geared to practi...
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What? Most profs even at regional shitholes went to t6 schoo...
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he said "more likely" you retard. which is true, t...
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Yeah ok maybe 1 at the whole school vs 0. Great point!
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i taught a class at my local t4, which is pretty common. the...
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there's significant benefit to some in having a smarter stud...
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Wow, IL Urbana-Champaign is that low now? Lmao
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:(
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How was living in the cornfields for 3 years?
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I went to NU. My wife, otoh...
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Never heard of it
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Stanford in its rightful place
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“whatever an HLS degree is worth these days…&rd...
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the salvage value of an hls degree
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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

I know we're old, but I still care.

UCLA surpasses Berkeley. Cornell now a festering TTT.

Columbia at number 10, below NYU and Mich.

https://www.reddit.com/r/lawschooladmissions/comments/1ju1kr8/2025_us_news_rankings_dropped/?rdt=35783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826617)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: razzle background story base

These rankings are festering TTT, but that doesn't change the fact that BOALT, Cornell, and GULC are worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826856)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: indigo community account

UVA and UPenn state above HLS is lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826858)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: High-end kitty



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: puce tattoo parlour



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Curious chestnut native

they have very good softball and business programs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827212)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Thirsty ultramarine mental disorder locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827437)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Spectacular topaz marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829431)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827408)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: boyish lettuce jewess

YHS is the proper order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: white party of the first part brunch



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Pontificating useless brakes office



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: wine odious mother



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Date: April 9th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Anal sexy sweet tailpipe

HLS is a damn good school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48832238)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Stimulating resort cumskin

Full list:

1 - Stanford University

1 - Yale University

3 - University of Chicago

4 - University of Virginia

5 - University of Pennsylvania (Carey)

6 - Duke University

6 - Harvard University

8 - New York University

8 - University of Michigan–Ann Arbor

10 - Columbia University

10 - Northwestern University (Pritzker)

12 - University of California–Los Angeles

13 - University of California, Berkeley

14 - Georgetown University

14 - University of Texas–Austin

14 - Vanderbilt University

14 - Washington University in St. Louis

18 - Cornell University

18 - University of North Carolina–Chapel Hill

20 - University of Minnesota

20 - University of Notre Dame

22 - Boston University

22 - Texas A&M University

22 - University of Georgia

25 - Boston College

26 - University of Southern California (Gould)

26 - Wake Forest University

28 - Brigham Young University (Clark)

28 - Ohio State University (Moritz)

28 - University of Wisconsin–Madison

31 - George Mason University (Scalia)

31 - George Washington University

31 - University of Alabama

31 - University of Utah (Quinney)

31 - William & Mary Law School

36 - University of Iowa

36 - Washington and Lee University

38 - Emory University

38 - Florida State University

38 - Fordham University

38 - University of California–Irvine

38 - University of Florida (Levin)

43 - Baylor University

43 - Southern Methodist University (Dedman)

45 - Arizona State University (O’Connor)

46 - Indiana University–Bloomington (Maurer)

46 - University of Colorado–Boulder

48 - University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign

48 - Villanova University (Widger)

50 - Temple University (Beasley)

50 - University of California–Davis

50 - University of Connecticut

50 - University of Kansas

50 - University of Washington

55 - Pepperdine University (Caruso)

57 - University of Missouri

57 - University of San Diego

59 - Marquette University

59 - Pennsylvania State University Dickinson Law

63 - St. John’s University

63 - University of Houston Law Center

63 - University of Maryland (Carey)

63 - University of South Carolina

68 - Pennsylvania State University–University Park

68 - University of Kentucky (Rosenberg)

71 - Loyola Marymount University

71 - Seton Hall University

71 - The Catholic University of America

71 - University of Cincinnati

71 - University of Nebraska–Lincoln

71 - University of Richmond

71 - Wayne State University

79 - University of Nevada–Las Vegas (Boyd)

79 - University of Pittsburgh

84 - Belmont University

84 - Drake University

84 - Florida International University

88 - Texas Tech University

88 - University of California–San Francisco

88 - University of Maine School of Law

92 - Duquesne University (Kline)

92 - University of Miami

94 - Regent University

94 - Saint Louis University

94 - University at Buffalo–SUNY

94 - University of Oregon

94 - University of St. Thomas

99 - Lewis & Clark College (Northwestern)

99 - Stetson University

99 - University of Hawaii–Manoa (Richardson)

99 - University of Missouri–Kansas City

99 - University of Montana (Blewett)

104 - American University (Washington)

104 - Rutgers University

107 - Case Western Reserve University

107 - Illinois Institute of Technology (Chicago-Kent)

107 - Indiana University Indianapolis (McKinney)

107 - Mercer University (George)

107 - Samford University (Cumberland)

107 - Syracuse University

107 - University of Dayton

107 - University of New Mexico

115 - Michigan State University

115 - University of Arkansas–Fayetteville

117 - Albany Law School

117 - Brooklyn Law School

117 - University of Wyoming

117 - West Virginia University

121 - New York Law School

121 - University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)

121 - Washburn University

125 - Hofstra University (Deane)

125 - University of New Hampshire (Pierce)

127 - Seattle University

127 - Suffolk University

127 - University of Akron

127 - University of South Dakota (Knudson)

127 - University of Tulsa

133 - DePaul University

134 - Campbell University (Wiggins)

138 - South Texas College of Law Houston

139 - University of Arkansas - Little Rock (Bowen)

139 - University of Baltimore

141 - Gonzaga University

141 - Liberty University

141 - Pace University (Haub)

141 - Quinnipiac University

146 - University of Memphis (Humphreys)

148 - Creighton University

148 - St. Mary’s University

150 - Northern Illinois University

150 - University of Toledo

150 - Willamette University College of Law

153 - Ave Maria School of Law

154 - Mitchell Hamline School of Law

156 - CUNY School of Law

156 - Santa Clara University

158 - Elon University

158 - Mississippi College

163 - University of North Texas–Dallas

169 - Lincoln Memorial University (Duncan)

169 - Roger Williams University

169 - Touro University (Fuchsberg)

169 - University of Illinois–Chicago

175 - Southern Illinois University–Carbondale

175 - University of Puerto Rico

178-195 - Appalachian School of Law

178-195 - Atlanta’s John Marshall Law School

178-195 - Barry University

178-195 - California Western School of Law

178-195 - Charleston School of Law

178-195 - Cooley Law School

178-195 - Faulkner University (Jones)

178-195 - Florida A&M University

178-195 - Inter-American University

178-195 - North Carolina Central University

178-195 - Nova Southeastern University (Broad)

178-195 - Ohio Northern University (Pettit)

178-195 - Pontifical Catholic University of Puerto Rico

178-195 - Southern University Law Center

178-195 - St. Thomas University

178-195 - University of the District of Columbia (Clarke)

178-195 - Western State College of Law at Westcliff University

No Rank - Golden Gate University

No Rank - Jacksonville University College of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827481)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: canary disrespectful private investor

UPenn named their law center after a baseball announcer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828007)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Curious chestnut native

after the comedian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828014)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: motley plum nowag pervert



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: canary disrespectful private investor

Wtf it is actually Danny Carey the drummer from Tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828386)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Spectacular topaz marketing idea

Skip was a great man. Watch your tongue, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829434)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: indigo community account

Redditor missed BYU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828020)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating resort cumskin



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Insane ungodly crackhouse

Mitchell Hamlin in the fight of its life, will probably merge with st Thomas next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828313)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Geriatric Titillating Lay

Donde esta Vandy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829091)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating resort cumskin

TTT Redditor attention to detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829442)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: poerkan (yx19272844@gmail.com)
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48839818)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser lake hairy legs

its a great list of "why the fuck would anyone pay money to do nothing for three years in this town"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826873)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: aromatic bull headed immigrant

my ls up 11pts from when i attended and clawing it's way to the t50 :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826890)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: submissive milky main people library

>> 88 - University of California–San Francisco

Been a rough few decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826943)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Vibrant selfie

like the US, that law school went to shit after kamala left



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826947)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: razzle background story base

She left the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827028)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: comical sooty parlor

Wait, is that Hastings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827688)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

Who keeps track of TTTs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827777)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: comical sooty parlor

I like to at least keep track of the *names* of the TTTs. And didn't Hastings used to be a T30 (ish?) school? Like a west-coast version of fordham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831462)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired shitlib

They peaked at like 17 or so back in the early 00s I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831912)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

Dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48833607)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: submissive milky main people library

Please don't say H*stings here. It's racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828907)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: bateful drunken telephone

My kids are as many years from law school as I am. For the first time I just do t find this interesting at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826971)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser lake hairy legs

will they be doctors of jurisprudence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826979)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: bateful drunken telephone

No, inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48826984)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce hominid blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827045)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exhilarant forum

Well listen, Cornell is a damn good school...damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827059)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Laughsome Magenta Field Trust Fund

Second page, please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827202)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Curious chestnut native

Vast_Championship655

13 hr. ago

cornell number 18? 😭

Upvote

256

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827203)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Curious chestnut native

256 upboats

Cornell is Reddit central--the meaty midwit middle of law schools. Let that sink in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827209)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Racy adulterous prole

farthest from t14 any t14 has been since...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827220)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Curious chestnut native

Peer Reputation rankings:

https://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2025/04/2025-26-us-news-law-school-peer-reputation-rankings-and-overall-rankings.html

Peer Rank Peer Score School Overall Rank

1 4.7 Harvard 6

1 4.7 Stanford 1

3 4.6 Chicago 3

4 4.5 Columbia 10

4 4.5 Yale 1

6 4.4 NYU 8

6 4.4 UC-Berkeley 13

6 4.4 Virginia 4

9 4.3 Duke 6

9 4.3 Michigan 8

9 4.3 Penn 5

12 4.2 Cornell 18

12 4.2 Georgetown 14

12 4.2 UCLA 12

15 4.1 Northwestern 10

15 4.1 Texas 14

17 3.9 Vanderbilt 14

18 3.7 Minnesota 20

18 3.7 Notre Dame 20

18 3.7 USC 26

18 3.7 Washington Univ. 14

22 3.6 Boston University 22

22 3.6 Emory 38

22 3.6 UC-Davis 50

25 3.5 George Washington 31

25 3.5 Georgia 22

25 3.5 North Carolina 18

25 3.5 UC-Irvine 38

25 3.5 Wisconsin 28

30 3.4 Boston College 25

30 3.4 Florida 38

30 3.4 Ohio State 28

30 3.4 William & Mary 31

34 3.3 Alabama 31

34 3.3 Arizona State 45

34 3.3 Colorado 46

34 3.3 Fordham 38

34 3.3 Indiana (Maurer) 46

34 3.3 Iowa 36

34 3.3 University of Washington 50

41 3.2 Illinois 48

41 3.2 University of Arizona 59

41 3.2 Utah 31

41 3.2 Wake Forest 26

41 3.2 Washington & Lee 36

46 3.1 Florida State 38

46 3.1 Maryland 63

46 3.1 Texas A&M 22

46 3.1 Tulane 71

46 3.1 UC Law - SF 88

51 3.0 BYU 28

51 3.0 Connecticut 50

51 3.0 San Diego 57

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827217)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: High-end kitty

Seems much more in line with reality although I still think Yale is too low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827272)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

(Cornell grad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827279)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: flirting fiercely-loyal business firm gay wizard

(proud Boalt alum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827416)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Rose self-absorbed church building

U Minnesota one spot away from Cornell?

OSU above GW? (which is tied with U of Alabama)

Does BIGLAW take this shit seriously when recruiting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827224)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: indigo community account

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829607)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night

WUSTL T14?

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827410)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Thirsty ultramarine mental disorder locale

This is the funniest one. Who at USNWR went to wustl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827435)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night

more importantly, what was/is his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827443)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827447)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: dun marvelous rigpig

173/3.96: https://law.washu.edu/class-profile/

Yale is 174/3.96: https://law.yale.edu/admissions/profiles-statistics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827454)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Cracking Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827458)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

That interquartile range is insane

WUSTL accepts a ton of splitters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827462)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: exhilarant forum

all in the game, yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827469)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: cobalt stirring black woman

who the fuck chooses wustl over any of the top 15 schools? its shit but at least people have heard of cornel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827667)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: aromatic bull headed immigrant

everyone knows it's a damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828333)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: passionate citrine hospital

lmao, that's absolutely insane. to do the WUSTL?? LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827670)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

They are all splitters, so not the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827746)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: passionate citrine hospital

Still can't believe that many 170+ students are choosing to live in St. Louis and aren't seeing this obvious manufactured prestige right through. Wasn't splitters Northwestern's game? It's not even a close decision between those two imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827756)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

WUSTL takes students with like 2.0/174. They don’t have better options.

I wouldn’t go there but I guess I wouldn’t go to Cornell or Georgetown either at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827765)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: aromatic bull headed immigrant

new lsat w/o logic section is nerf'd vs what we all took

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828334)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Heady knife

Full ride goes a long way I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828395)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: razzle background story base

You'd think an actual T14 in need of q pump would throw a scholarship at you if you had a crazy high split

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

nah, i don't even think UVA or NU (who used to admit every splitter) does that anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828957)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating garrison

I got an 80% scholarship at NU as a splitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828995)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier

they're referring to a gap between lsat and gpa, not sex and reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48833774)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: white party of the first part brunch

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827717)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: wine odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831743)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: passionate citrine hospital

These rankings are no longer credible.

No one that actually practices law would think Texas A&M (#22) is a better law school than USC (26), Wake Forest (26), GW (31), W&M (31), Emory (38) or Fordham (38).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827418)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: flirting fiercely-loyal business firm gay wizard

no one who gives a shit about the fake “rank” of any of your listed TTTs no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827421)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

(USC grad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827460)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827464)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic 180 Legend

We get it, you went to GW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827473)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Heady knife

Everything outside of top 14 has always fluctuated a lot, although now it’s a total shit show. Does anyone think UCLA is a peer school of Columbia? Or that HLS should be 6? The whole thing is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827683)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: passionate citrine hospital

There's probably some pay for play scheme going on here, that's the only explanation. Taking a respected American brand and turning it for tricks for money is patented late stage capitalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827707)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier

i remember listened to NPR in the 2000s and they were running a piece lauding how top schools are cashing in via foreigners paying full boat. even then my first reaction was "well they're clearly just selling their prestige for money because the immigrant isn't getting a better education, the US students are worse off because they can't even communicate with much of their class, and it's taking seats from Americans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827759)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

Mark my words.. UCLA will replace Cornell in the T-14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827749)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Heady knife

It already has. It’s been top 14 for a while hasn’t it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827787)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

Yah but maybe tied with Georgetown or whatever

uCLA will supplant Cornell for a long time IMO

Cornell will no longer be in the top 14 is my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827793)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Dead cruise ship goal in life

Look, Vanessa, of course the rankings fluctuate. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of a T14! (Cornell grads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827926)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827754)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: canary disrespectful private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828001)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Insane ungodly crackhouse

(Fordham legal writing adjunct professor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828324)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

Cr. It’s preposterous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48840964)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: cerebral translucent abode

Harvard is a TTT in decline? Haven't followed the rankings in a few years. When/why did it drop so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827714)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: indigo community account

They use it as a cash cow and don’t give money in merit scholarships. Class size is huge. MVP or CCN with $$$$$ is a more rational choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827800)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: exhilarant forum

Colummbia isn't doing enough to keep jewish students safe from criticisms of israel imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827864)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: comical sooty parlor

Harvard actually is a TTT in decline, and I always found it embarrassing that the class size was 3x that of yale, but these rankings are just goddamn ridiculous.

No person in human history admitted to both Penn and HLS has chosen Penn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831485)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cream costumed trump supporter

Complete fraud. Usnews basically retaliating against all the schools that boycotted it a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827725)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: copper corner

lol @ them having a three way tie for 14th place so more schools can claim to be "top 14." This lisTTT is a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827736)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: flatulent diverse azn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827747)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Racy adulterous prole

cornell begging for a 4 way tie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48827915)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Pontificating useless brakes office

To be fair,

Is there a single person in the whole world who sincerely believes that "The University of Chicago Law School" is really a T3 American law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828280)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

lol true, and many don't know what it is

honestly you're better off going to a school with a sports program like DOOK or MICH or PENN STATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828289)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 Legend

Lol @ this false flag post. No one believes you are the original tbf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828749)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Pontificating useless brakes office

To be fair,

???

Because "the original tbf" used to troll heavily for The University of Chicago Law School?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828752)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 Legend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828864)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: canary disrespectful private investor

That's about the only thing it has right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829030)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Racy adulterous prole

yeah. 4th best school being ranked 3rd is the most egregious failure of the 2025 rankings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829813)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: flesh irate kitty cat macaca

Date: October 30, 2003 07:02 AM

Author: renada deshada

Subject: chicago..

How did it happen that making the tired claim that this ghetto shithole is UNDERrated became the signature conversation piece for people who desperately want to be thought smart; really, really smart. smart people love "rigor" and Chicago is full of it; it must be, what with its hair-splitting number grades, punishingly low enforced mean, and oppressive course load.

Chicago boosterism usually comes in the form of a comparison with the appallingly UNrigorous Stanford or Yale -- gradeless, abundantly pass-fail, unserious; students who do nothing and know nothing. Chicago: graded, competitive, serious... That it's really just a ruptured ego rehab clinic for Harvard rejects is a fact not emphasized.

I have seen a homely Chicago girl, deep into her second year, still spontaneously weeping upon Proustian recollections of the stiff NO Harvard sent her, in brisk three-week turnaround time from the point her doomed application was deemed complete. Happy December, chickiepoo. Then the Yale axe fell, as it does. Welcome to the New Year, dipshit. January passed; February crawled by with those joyless acceptances that only accentuated the horror of Plan B: Georgetown, which is a "Law Center," a failed euphemism if ever there was one. Next: woeful Cornell. Oh, what a very bad school. And -- what do we have here?!? -- a Boston University full-ride. Ummmm, no. On second thought in stead of BU I'd prefer the free roasted dogshit mignon with a pus reduction sauce and a heaping blob of earwax garnish. Thank you no. I am woe. Add to that the fact that the imbecile who always posts about how Sean Hannity is a "serious thinker" just got into Harvard. Time for you to start some damage-control posting here, on the PR board, pretending to seriously consider this BU affront.

You wave the flag of thrift and test out a quaintly anachronistic abhorrence of debt. Substantively, you add in some tommyrot about how BU's "really strong in ...'international law,' whatever the #@!* that is. BU? Yeah, right. But you need something that gives the illusion that Georgetown, if it comes to that, isn't the three years incarcerated in a smegma chamber that it is. So good, so fine you'll drop the cash dollars despite that lovely gift from BU. You're forming a cover story; something to puff the very real and very nauseating prospect of joining 600 other defeated mediocrities at ... #@!*, no ... Georgetown. And you thought going to college at Penn was bad. . Still, there are two more to hear from. Two more law schools ...There's that late April Stanford rejection (inconsiderate bastards) which at least affords you ample time to manufacture the next layer in the cover story: e.g., a strict policy against California, a suburban aversion, a preference for bigness, all of which eliminate Stanford from the sweepstakes. Be sure, too, to ridicule their tepid 25-75 LSAT %ile, too. Kill it dead, if you must. Maybe you thrust out of your frozen horror by sending off one of those strategic "withdrawal" letters, the way all those clowns do when Harvard puts them on hold ... ".you cant't fire me ... i quit! "

Adios, Stanford. Suck my female private part, you no-SCOTUS-clerking/dike-dean-third tier toilet. ... die, die, you gravy-sucking pig. .... and now, then, there is just one. Chicago. The Law School. Chicago does do that pathetic yield-maximizing stall, so February passes, March crawls. They haven't the nuts to try the ricockulous move Stanford does. So they write. Ever rigorous, The Law School requests the pleasure of your company. Not so fast . No decision has been made. They want to inspect you in person. The "evaluative interview. Looking for people skills. And evident thirst for knowledge. The life of the law is the law itself. It seems you've screwed up; quite possible when they went "behind the numbers." Maybe those two essay paragraphs about why the 171, exactly where you topped out in Kaplan, is a truer measure than the 164. maybe it was two paragraphs too many. You weren't an auto-admit. So off to the "evaluative interview," and you give them not much to evaluate. You stay on message, though: owing to its RIGOR, Chicage is now, and ever was, your FIRST CHOICE. Tell your audience what it wants to hear. Then they decide, engaging the only evaluation that matters in this gig. Looks like they can break even with your sorry ass. Median-wise, your 171 nullifies the 159 URM from Howard they took yesterday. They'll swallow your 3.46; sometimes that's the price of a yield-lock, and you're that. (No one's swallowing the Howard guy, if you catch my racy double entendre.)

These admissions guys talk, as you suspected, and you wisely decide against telling them it had come down to Chicago or Harvard for you; first versus second choice; no choice at all. Never get caught lying. Bad idea, even worse than telling that stupid girl from Emory you were "a Kennedy." These things get found out. Like they say, no sense lying about your cock size. Turns out you didn't need to fake a bidding war. The usual stampede of all Chicago's best admitees are going to Y and H and S without so much as the courtesy of telling C to go pound sand. Why tell them what they already know? They need to fill place #143 of their famously teeny-weenie class. The assumed occupant got unheld at Harvard this morning; never so relieved, he had the audacity to ask Chicago for his deposit back. They don't need these headaches.

You're in. They write, very pleased to offer admission; then a recital of just how "keen" the competition was for the few precious "seats" in the class of 2006; and, finally, a paragraph celebrating the legal profession with a toploftiness and richly felt purpose so precisely at variance with reality that you are unsettled by the suspicion that you might be the target of a satire so subtly corrosive that you will never connect it with the despair that will progress, exponentially; beginning as a persistent annoyance progressing into a pervasive physical and mental crapulence and ending in the crippling burden as lumber and writhe and tumble toward the epiphany. What epiphany is that? That this "career" of yours --BIGLAW! -- has somewhat less to recommend it than residence in the "shoe" at Pelican Bay. For now, though, the seed of tragic hopelessness finds expression in the "Law Discussion Area." You post -- IN AT CHICAGO -- and, without overtly lying, you manufacture the entirely erroneous impression that you "chose" Chicago, being also the originator of the CHICAGO v. HARVARD and YALE v. CHICAGO threads, under various of your insipid monikers, all selected from either Pulp Fiction or Friends.

Be careful not to ass #@!* your credibility, though. The purported Yale turn-down is a tough one to pull off. The "New Haven's-an-armpit" trope just doesn't pass the ha-ha test. It's too puny a reason to toss away a lifetime of being supposed a genius ... #@!* it: always good to give your fabrications a little populist tint, not to mention a dollop of truth. Join the commiseration thread of Yale rejects; pretend to be sad for that Nuisance turd; be one of the masses for once. Getting rejected isn't the same thing as not getting in, You merely did not get in. You claim to have been wait-listed; and, with admirable maturity, you hold out no hope. Remember, too, this lie must be built on several fronts. Lard up the Harvard thread with grave concern about big classes, low morale, faculty acrimony, and speculation about a precipitous US News ranking drop.

Throughout April, you go political, fulminating about Tribe and Dershowitz and how Duncan Kennedy drives a far-too-expensive car. to be a genuine socialist. Chicago's "conservative climate" is just a better fit for you; marginal cost curves figure in your every analytical moment; you read Posner opinions on the crapper; Coase is as important as Socrates. There is that little stinging glitch, though. Somehow Stanford neglected to process that request to quash your application, which is not favorably acted upon and this is memoriaized in a letter that suggests the Stanford Admissions Office ignores their LaserWriter Pro's TONER LOW warning.

On May 7th they regret to inform and wish you well at any of the scores of other law schools that, they assure you "offer excellent programs of legal instruction." (Which, you have no doubt, they do. What they don't offer, is really the only important thing Stanford does offer: the opportunity to sit for three years with your thumb up your ass, comatose, and still get the job you'll have to bust nuts to get coming from whichever craphole you end up at.) It's sealed.

An ugly, styleless maroon CHICAGO LAW, Champion sweatshirt has arrived, per your online order. You wear it, eliciting congratulations from the babe you want to rail. She's so happy for you, and you're so wrapped up in the fantasy of creaming on her unmentionables you nearly miss perky aside that her boyfriend remains in the throes of elation from his admission to Yale, back in January. Throughout the summer, you bookmark links that embody the wisdom US News lacks. Your are heading off, soon, to your own first choice, which also places first in a ranking produced by the rigorous methodology conceived by a statistician from the University of Maryland Baltimore County. That Harvard tied for #14 undermines your confidence in the ranking diminishes the likelihood it will supplant US News' preeminence. So you go. Your Hyde Park apartment is actually rather nice. Your housemate went to Harvard College. One night, instead of jacking off before sleep, you register as an active component of your self-conception the notion that, transitively, your housemate's undergraduate credential nullifies the Harvard rejection that left you lusterless and unlaid at your senior prom, -- and has persisted as a gnawing ache, going on five years. You are now on equal footing with a Harvard graduate. Should your law school prowess exceed his -- say a 75 in Torts to his 74 -- you will once and for all flick away the scab of that Harvard wound. First cut is the deepest.

As it turns out, your housemate is an engaging, witty fellow. He's porking the big bosomed lady with the Dutch accent. Wow! He offers to you, his new chum, the story of his own execution -- by lethal injection -- as expected, he painlessly relates, by the HLS admission staff. You pretend to explore what might have caused things to go awry, flatulating the usual fatuousness about Harvard being excessively "numbers driven," the "arbitrariness" of it all, dangling the threat of going on at some length, when he offers up the only information you genuinely care to know about him: : 178/3.34 ..Of course some one will inevitably have the 6th percentile college GPA in every HLS class; probably not a white guy from Greenwich, though. Friendship is built through reciprocity. So you tell your own story. You attempt to weave compassion into the telling of your story, being careful not to appear boastful about not just possessing, but discarding something he does not possess. HLS. Dreamy, So, your story: the grueling back-and-forth ... one day it's Chicago, the next Harvard; the hardest decision you've ever made; that feeling of immense responsibility to yourself; discovering and summoning the emotional maturity to pierce the specious veil that is prestige. With the bearing of a battle weary soldier you tell what it is to do something rarely done -- circumnavigate the Earth, dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop, turn down Harvard Law School . You picked Chicago. You chose, you adorable little existentialist.

You are not exposed, chiefly because this a shared lie, Community glue. (Postscript: Throughout the 1Lyear you and your housemate discover much commonality, He, too, prefers the Stones to the Beatles. You both smoke pot. neither is circumcised. You've each screwed 5 girls; gotten head from several others. Each of you applies to transfer. He gets into HLS. He turns down Harvard Law School. Of course no two people are exactly alike. Your desire to transfer wanes around the time Stanford and Yale's decisions on your transfer applications reach you by mail. You begin the CHIGAGO 1L TAKING QUESTIONS thread. One of your alter ego monikers asks simply: how do you like Chicago. You love it. You wouldn't go anywhere else and, you note, there were other places you could have gone. Same for your housemate. He transfers to Yale.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829044)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: puce tattoo parlour



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829373)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Startled Primrose Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829428)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Pontificating useless brakes office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829436)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: bateful drunken telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829805)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: wine odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829843)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: iridescent vivacious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831878)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Drab irradiated doctorate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831977)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48843119)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: puce tattoo parlour

(guy who didnt go to a SYC law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829079)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48834297)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque temple

Crazy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48828871)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: indigo community account

I spent a good part of my day making fun of people who went to HLS about being 6. Thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829624)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

a day well spent good sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48830968)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: glittery point philosopher-king

List has lost all legitimacy. But so has America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829631)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Racy adulterous prole

had

we're back on track now. maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831095)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Fragrant area stock car

second page, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48829814)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Coral queen of the night

Do the WUSTL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831108)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: wine odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831727)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: wine odious mother

NU Law is T10 :)

NU Law is tied with Columbia :)

Could have gone to DOOK and been tied with HLS :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831734)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Harsh Boistinker

Serious question: other than perceived prestige and the associated tendency of employers to shop name brands, is there really any difference in the nature or quality of education at a T10 vs. a T50? Certainly there are variations in the student statistics from T10 to T50, but are the schools really all that different? Most of us only experience one of them. Maybe there is a poaster who went to a high category LS and teaches at a low, or (less likely) vice versa. RIP Shortporch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831780)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: wine odious mother

"other than perceived prestige and the associated tendency of employers to shop name brands"

Considering that everyone goes to law school to get a job that difference is pretty much the whole game. Obviously a con law class at T50 is not going to be materially different than at a T10, they both have law libraries (not that this actually matters today), etc. But of course having employers be impressed by your school is meaningful. And it basically follows you in your career directly and indirectly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831824)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: puce tattoo parlour

cr. lmao at this boomer logic. "other than the reason why 99% of people go to law school, is there really any difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831840)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: wine odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831865)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce hominid blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831871)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Harsh Boistinker

I'm looking for scholarship here. I see some in other poasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48832216)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: indigo community account

Ya, the lower the rank of the school, the more law you learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831846)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: wine odious mother

Unironically true. Top law schools have law profs teaching students to become legal scholars or whatever. By the time you get to legit TTTs they're focusing on them passing the bar. T14s assume BARBRI will be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831873)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831913)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: nighttime volcanic crater property

The curriculum at the T50 will have classes geared to practicing in the state it sits in. With the exception of stuff like conlaw, I think the T50 professors are more likely to have actually practiced the stuff they are teaching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831901)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Harsh Boistinker

I had Larry Tribe for con law and evidence. I don't think he referred to the actual Constitution or FRE even once. We read "Zen and Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" and "Impulse Control in Pigeons" (B.F. Skinner). Also spent a lot of time discussing the hearsay triangle with the big eye in the middle as on the dollar bill. It reminded me of the "special" proof oriented freshman calculus course I took. We never actually learned how to do derivatives or integrals, we just did proofs and various other weird things and were supposed to figure out the mechanics (which was the exam) on our own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48832228)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835210)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835373)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


What? Most profs even at regional shitholes went to t6 schools and practiced at most 1 year (either in biglaw doing nothing, in bigfed doing nothing, or at some nonprofit doing nothing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835389)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

he said "more likely" you retard. which is true, they tend to have more practioncers. but yeah it's also filled with profs starting out on the prestige treadmill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835396)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


Yeah ok maybe 1 at the whole school vs 0. Great point!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835399)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

i taught a class at my local t4, which is pretty common. the only "practioncers" you see teaching a class at t14s are judges and other prestigious people. my friend goes to an unranked shithole and all the professors are practioncers.

profs at lower ranked schools usually didn't have the HYS+SCOTUS clerk stats to start elsewhere. this includes a lot of t14 + a decade of AUSA types, which you don't see much of at t14s except for some oldmos practiced so long ago it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835416)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier

there's significant benefit to some in having a smarter student body because that means better study groups, professors expecting more when cold calling, and people studying harder because they're motivated to impress their students and professors. for antisocial autists on xo none of this factors in.

the quality of instruction at lower ranked schools is often better because the professors are younger and hungry to climb the prestige ladder. professors are top ranked schools are often those who have already achieved that and pretty checked out on caring about the quality of their instruction.

on the other hand, top schools spend most of the time exploring nuances and the purpose of different laws because they're confident the students will do fine getting the law itself down and pass the bar. the lower ranked the school the more time they'll spend just hammering what the law is into students. which one of these is a "better" quality of education is subjective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831956)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: nighttime volcanic crater property

The HYS types I work with/against are always brilliant or completely incompetent. No middle ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48832022)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Sepia trip chapel sound barrier

cr. there's a yalie i work with sometimes who is by far the most incompetent fuck i work with.

likewise, TTT grads are always hypercompetent, because to do what i do they had to demonstrate a lot of competence to overcome their shit school.

the better the school the more likely you are to be a smart and competent. but it also increases the odds that you're getting opportunities because people your school signals you're likely to be that, even if you aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48832057)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


I haven’t run across many incompetent types, more like lazy types, unless you consider that incompetent. There’s a lot that are content to just opine with one scholarly rant every now and then but don’t follow through with putting anything into action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835409)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

that's incompetent. the guy handing it dogshit because he waited to the last minute has the brain to do the work, but not the drive. most legal work has a pretty low threshold of iq required anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835433)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired shitlib

Wow, IL Urbana-Champaign is that low now? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831921)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: wine odious mother

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831935)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired shitlib

How was living in the cornfields for 3 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831946)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: wine odious mother

I went to NU. My wife, otoh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48834058)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Ebony Galvanic Trailer Park Internal Respiration

Never heard of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48833615)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Drab irradiated doctorate box office

Stanford in its rightful place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48831983)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: bistre startling mad cow disease

“whatever an HLS degree is worth these days…”

I don’t know why, but I can never forget this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48834089)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

the salvage value of an hls degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48835280)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Fully depreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48836458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

What is this from? Feldman used to go on screeds like this in class; would be interested to hear what kind of smarmy shit he has to say about being ranked below penn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48836799)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




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Date: April 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48840961)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707227&forum_id=2:#48853739)