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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lime adulterous site
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Supple halford
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
sadistic roommate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
french business firm
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
alcoholic iridescent mediation temple
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bonkers amethyst psychic lodge
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
internet-worthy degenerate market
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Diverse Dun Library
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Navy soul-stirring location
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Effete 180 Box Office Trust Fund
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Histrionic misunderstood house community account
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Concupiscible yarmulke
  06/30/25
cr
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Diverse Dun Library
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
drunken associate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Effete 180 Box Office Trust Fund
  06/30/25
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Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Concupiscible yarmulke
  06/30/25
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canary tank
  07/01/25
*bussy
Sapphire sickened church fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
arousing immigrant
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
drab theater stage
  06/30/25
fuck
bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
arousing immigrant
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lime adulterous site
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
drunken associate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
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hyperactive duck-like electric furnace
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
pearl irradiated center jewess
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Stimulating Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Marvelous Puppy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Electric cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor
  06/30/25
tcr
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
just jump
razzle parlour skinny woman
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
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racy pistol
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cowardly dark corner
  06/30/25
wow
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
tan native
  06/30/25
JFC man
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
internet-worthy degenerate market
  06/30/25
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Turquoise wonderful theater
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Electric cuckoldry
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
pearl irradiated center jewess
  06/30/25
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canary tank
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena
  07/01/25
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sadistic roommate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
alcoholic iridescent mediation temple
  06/30/25
bro
Medicated red azn tattoo
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Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor
  06/30/25
lol
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
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Cruel-hearted Aphrodisiac Private Investor Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Passionate Vengeful Turdskin
  06/30/25
jfc
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Diverse Dun Library
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Titillating telephone shrine
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Turquoise wonderful theater
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Passionate Vengeful Turdskin
  07/01/25
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Stimulating Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Turquoise wonderful theater
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
beady-eyed hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
drunken associate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Medicated red azn tattoo
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza
  06/30/25
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Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/01/25
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chartreuse digit ratio
  07/01/25
lol
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
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razzle parlour skinny woman
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
bateful anal national giraffe
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Maroon Faggotry Senate
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
aromatic boistinker hissy fit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mentally impaired beta volcanic crater address
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Galvanic scarlet friendly grandma
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
chartreuse digit ratio
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
fragrant cheese-eating tanning salon potus
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/01/25
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Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
canary tank
  07/01/25
😟
Contagious state
  07/01/25
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Costumed Really Tough Guy
  07/01/25
holy shit
Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
chartreuse digit ratio
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
hilarious flatulent abode gaping
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye
  07/01/25
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Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
cowardly dark corner
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
burgundy zombie-like crackhouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
canary tank
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Cordovan roast beef brunch
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/06/25
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cowardly dark corner
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Chest-beating ladyboy sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
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Turquoise wonderful theater
  07/06/25
lol
Bearded opaque cruise ship
  07/07/25
wow
Medicated red azn tattoo
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lime adulterous site

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Supple halford

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: sadistic roommate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: french business firm

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent mediation temple

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bonkers amethyst psychic lodge

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy degenerate market

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Dun Library

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Navy soul-stirring location

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Effete 180 Box Office Trust Fund

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Histrionic misunderstood house community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible yarmulke

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse Dun Library

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: drunken associate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Effete 180 Box Office Trust Fund

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible yarmulke

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: canary tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sapphire sickened church fortuitous meteor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: arousing immigrant

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: drab theater stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: arousing immigrant

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lime adulterous site

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: drunken associate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: hyperactive duck-like electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: pearl irradiated center jewess

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Bawdyhouse

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Comical Filthy School Cafeteria Sandwich

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Puppy Meetinghouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Electric cuckoldry

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: razzle parlour skinny woman

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: racy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cowardly dark corner

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: tan native

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy degenerate market

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle parlour skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Effete 180 Box Office Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Titillating telephone shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Turquoise wonderful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Electric cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: pearl irradiated center jewess

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: vigorous very tactful deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: canary tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: provocative haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Sooty property affirmative action

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: sadistic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent mediation temple

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone godawful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Aphrodisiac Private Investor Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Passionate Vengeful Turdskin

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse Dun Library

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Titillating telephone shrine

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Turquoise wonderful theater

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Passionate Vengeful Turdskin

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Turquoise wonderful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed hunting ground

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: drunken associate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bistre hairraiser genital piercing piazza

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: chartreuse digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: razzle parlour skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: bateful anal national giraffe

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Maroon Faggotry Senate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: aromatic boistinker hissy fit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired beta volcanic crater address

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Galvanic scarlet friendly grandma

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chartreuse digit ratio

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: fragrant cheese-eating tanning salon potus

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: canary tank

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious state

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Costumed Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chartreuse digit ratio

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hilarious flatulent abode gaping

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic Maize University Striped Hyena

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cowardly dark corner

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Tantric Charcoal Marketing Idea Round Eye

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like crackhouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: canary tank

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cordovan roast beef brunch

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cowardly dark corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating ladyboy sweet tailpipe

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Turquoise wonderful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bearded opaque cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Medicated red azn tattoo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)