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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Sickened Massive Knife Area
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high-end range ceo
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Bright Irradiated Brunch People Who Are Hurt
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
Incredible
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
boom lives
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Bright Irradiated Brunch People Who Are Hurt
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Wonderful onyx piazza volcanic crater
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
wmtp
Boyish Red Rehab Hissy Fit
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
180 opaque gay wizard reading party
  12/17/25
Strong contender
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
180 opaque gay wizard reading party
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
180 opaque gay wizard reading party
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School
  12/17/25
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trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
evan39
Laughsome Stag Film Roast Beef
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Sickened Massive Knife Area
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Stirring Half-breed
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Stirring Half-breed
  12/17/25
who are you
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Stirring Half-breed
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Laughsome Stag Film Roast Beef
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
multi-colored depressive marketing idea
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Stirring Half-breed
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Stirring Half-breed
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Stirring Half-breed
  12/18/25
whokobe
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Who is IH
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/17/25
(n00b)
vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Dashing Fuchsia Property
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
mustard infuriating lodge idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Stfu
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Drunken Zombie-like Double Fault Famous Landscape Painting
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
sexy very tactful stage
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Amber Duck-like Love Of Her Life Round Eye
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Exhilarant Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
trip bossy locus coldplay fan
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Dashing Fuchsia Property
  12/18/25
Boom
motley free-loading really tough guy prole
  12/18/25
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know-it-all razzmatazz point selfie
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sickened Massive Knife Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: high-end range ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bright Irradiated Brunch People Who Are Hurt

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Bright Irradiated Brunch People Who Are Hurt

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Wonderful onyx piazza volcanic crater

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Boyish Red Rehab Hissy Fit

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: 180 opaque gay wizard reading party

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: 180 opaque gay wizard reading party

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: 180 opaque gay wizard reading party

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Stag Film Roast Beef

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Sickened Massive Knife Area

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Stag Film Roast Beef

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: multi-colored depressive marketing idea

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring Half-breed

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic Talented Hairy Legs School

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Set Affirmative Action

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal philosopher-king

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Dashing Fuchsia Property

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: mustard infuriating lodge idea he suggested

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Drunken Zombie-like Double Fault Famous Landscape Painting

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: sexy very tactful stage

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Amber Duck-like Love Of Her Life Round Eye

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Indian Lodge

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip bossy locus coldplay fan

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing Fuchsia Property

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: motley free-loading really tough guy prole

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: know-it-all razzmatazz point selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)