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Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating

Will at some point blow my brains out when I think about all...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
About five years ago. She and my wife have both had the fir...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
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misunderstood walnut windowlicker
  09/28/23
I view this one as probably the biggest fuck up in terms of ...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Flame?
Disrespectful hairraiser principal's office
  09/28/23
Honestly none of this is flame.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
fuck my ass
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/16/24
ngl this one was hot
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
I used to act like a True Gentleman all the time and now as ...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
It would be interesting to try this approach to life and see...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
For ex. I could've fucked several friends' gfs. Never did so...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
We're heading toward the two of us sitting in rocking chairs...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
Everything always works out for me no matter how strenuously...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
The point I'm making isn't about honor but that what you're ...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
I understand your point and my point is that life is flame a...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
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heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse
  09/29/23
criminally underrated
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  10/12/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
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  12/23/25
Last year. Again on a boat. (Combination of sun, alcohol, ...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
A simple one. A few years ago. It's the winter and we're a...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
A 19 yo WOC friend of my SiL did this to me while we were al...
Passionate gaming laptop
  09/29/23
I've told this one before here. We're at her house. A few ...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Best part of this is that it involves ordering tacos...feels...
yapping newt
  12/24/25
I'm at my SiL's house working out of their study. She comes...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
We're at her house staying over in a guest bedroom with a ba...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
why haven't you fucked her then
heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse
  09/28/23
he respects the Holy Sacraments
Diverse point
  09/28/23
I like to think that but in my darkest hour it may also be m...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
she absolutely would destroy your life, don't do it, this co...
vibrant pit
  09/28/23
Just to throw fuel on the fire, the chance of her destroying...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
The risk is not only that she will destroy his life. The big...
odious toaster
  09/29/23
I don't get your last point. Why do we think a woman would ...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
1 they are irrational 2 women are favored in divorce court ...
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  09/29/23
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  11/08/24
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  09/29/23
amazing poast
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  09/29/23
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  12/23/25
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  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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Aquamarine home
  12/22/25
I think I've shared this one at some point here too but sinc...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Where is the BIL in all of this
sooty pontificating corn cake
  09/28/23
He's pretty checked out. He's much older than her and this ...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
She deserves to be appreciated
Blathering spectacular goyim
  09/28/23
Are those the words I say to have my dick end up in her mout...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
kino
Blathering spectacular goyim
  09/28/23
God says this is Wrong.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Flame jumped the shark really early on ITT
Arrogant orchestra pit reading party
  09/28/23
Every time I share these stories here people say they're fla...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Why hasn't your wife gotten more upset at your SIL for this?...
Arrogant orchestra pit reading party
  09/28/23
It's a fair question. I've mentioned in several of these vi...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Does your SIL cheat on her husband? She seems like she's alw...
Arrogant orchestra pit reading party
  09/28/23
I don't think she does. I think she has the usual toxic sou...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Do you think she's attracted to you?
Arrogant orchestra pit reading party
  09/28/23
Yes 100%. I think we're both attracted to each other. We'r...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
she knows, she's just in denial and can't do anything about ...
heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse
  09/28/23
I think it's true but misleading since his failed shittests ...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/28/23
It's not flame and I take exception at you saying I lack &qu...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
It's not about playing by a code, the thing is that she has ...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/28/23
I do go nuts internally and I want to fuck the shit out of h...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
(virtuous 8th century Benedictine monk fighting the temptati...
Mind-boggling brunch
  09/29/23
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  09/16/24
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  11/08/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
SIL used to do things like spank me on the ass gnnngggghhh
zombie-like house codepig
  09/28/23
Wtf why take the pictures down
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/28/23
I need to be able to vent about this it's a source of real p...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
If you're not holding down 4-6 loves that cannot be consumma...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/28/23
I don't think I should ever, ever tell my wife any of this.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
cr you can NEVER tell your wife this. don't let guys talk y...
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  09/29/23
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canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
Listen to the guy above. Even if you somehow end up doing s...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
cr everyone loses content ends for us (aside from whateve...
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  09/29/23
Saying something to his wife is retarded but I suspect he co...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
Lmao at thinking BPD Sis is gonna keep quiet about that. Whe...
cobalt set
  09/29/23
ha okay maybe fair point I still think something is going...
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  09/29/23
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  09/16/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
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Mildly Autistic Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  09/28/23
I'm glad my pain is good reading. Those are the big "s...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
She'll also send me texts (sometimes with, sometimes without...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Going on a trip together this Thanksgiving which may prove f...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
I don't know if this helps or hurts the situation, but this ...
Disrespectful hairraiser principal's office
  09/28/23
I think we genuinely find each other attractive and I think ...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Lol at this taking two hours, maybe two minutes
odious toaster
  09/29/23
...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
Been enjoying op’s saga for a long time but I think th...
emerald tank locus
  09/28/23
She's coming for Halloween. She's ... cumming ... for H...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Looking forward to your early November poast describing how ...
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  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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Mind-boggling brunch
  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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  09/16/24
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  11/08/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
It's interesting that a lot of his stories have the wife pre...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
just fuck her you sound like a gay mormon dork in these...
black exhilarant whorehouse associate
  09/28/23
Okay man great advice thanks a ton.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/28/23
Let me propose a way for you to screw her. Next time you...
emerald tank locus
  09/29/23
Please post a few pics itt for the loyal readers engaging wi...
emerald tank locus
  09/29/23
By the way, let me just say that blue ball SiL is better tha...
emerald tank locus
  09/29/23
No, my SIL is hotter than wife
Arrogant orchestra pit reading party
  09/29/23
pics plz
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  09/29/23
I have a theory that women do this because it allows you to ...
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  09/29/23
Makes sense -- this must be why fathers in law are always he...
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  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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  10/03/23
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  09/16/24
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  11/08/24
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vibrant pit
  09/29/23
How can we convert this insight into a threesome with him, t...
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  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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  09/29/23
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  11/28/23
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  09/16/24
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  11/08/24
The insurmountable problem here is that she is married.
Duck-like Swashbuckling Indirect Expression
  09/29/23
Counterpoint: This is actually the blessing not the problem....
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/16/24
My SiL who was borderline kissed my deeply on the lips and r...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
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canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
She was a complete smokeshow. Blonde bombshell, runner, nice...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
Are you being real or facetious / ironic at the top of the t...
canary ticket booth
  09/29/23
if your genetics are above the 50th percentile in your socie...
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  09/29/23
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Balding menage cuckoldry
  09/29/23
(guy who thinks society won't be a bunch of CRISPR autobots ...
cobalt set
  09/29/23
My neighbor across the street, cool dude in his mid-50s, wea...
self-centered corner genital piercing
  09/29/23
Have you ever shown her your member, brother.
Frozen curious den
  09/29/23
rando moniker when i clicked: Misanthropic Provocative Gay W...
Electric Shivering Public Bath
  09/16/24
No that's just my new moniker.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/16/24
180
Electric Shivering Public Bath
  09/16/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
I'll update this in a bit.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  09/16/24
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Bisexual Vivacious Native
  10/12/24
SiL just texted "I'm going to have them book my room ri...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  10/12/24
And we have adjoining rooms.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  10/12/24
Her SO "probably isn't coming"
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  10/12/24
She texted me last night that she has a "surprise for [...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
I feel like this was going to be a blowjob but she chickened...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
Well what was it?
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  12/23/25
OP is a smelly indian virgin with coke bottle glasses
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  10/12/24
No, not at all.
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  10/12/24
Inclined to agree after reading the jackoff fiction ITT
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  11/08/24
None of it is jackoff fiction. Never understand this defensi...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
...and here's why that's a good thing
pungent pearly hominid
  11/08/24
I'm a white dude []. There are at least 4 of us left on thi...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  11/08/24
that's not true he's pakistani
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  11/08/24
Update?
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  12/22/25
Vacationed together in the fall in a beach setting involving...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
when you find yourself wondering if your wife is down for a ...
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  12/23/25
Brother, fully admitting I may just be talking myself into s...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
Please ask your wife directly about this and be sure to get ...
cobalt set
  12/23/25
lmao will do Will weave in a little treatise about histor...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
"...dating to antiquity. had you attended an ivy league...
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  12/23/25
mods
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
Keep going man. Even if flame this is some epic work
Floppy azn university
  12/23/25
None of this, down to each detail, is flame. This is just my...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813348&mc=...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
For my birthday she texted me a picture of the two of us tog...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
A little out of sequence but it’s spring 25, I’m...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778436&mc=...
Bisexual Vivacious Native
  12/23/25
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yapping newt
  12/23/25
This is the point in the flame where you have to at least ha...
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  12/23/25
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Crusty drunken stain toilet seat
  12/23/25
Update?
massive box office factory reset button
  12/28/25


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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Will at some point blow my brains out when I think about all of these missed opportunities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857515)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

About five years ago. She and my wife have both had the first kid; wife is holding onto the weight but SiL (who's younger) is already back to being a smoke show. We're at the SiL's lake house. We're changing into swimsuits to go onto the boat. Wife is outside heading to boat and tells me to grab sunscreen from master bedroom. I walk in turn the corner and she's in the bathroom changing into a bikini and topless. She sees me, doesn't flinch, smiles, and says "bet you'd love to do this" and makes the gesture of jerking off a dick onto her tits and then tilts her head back like she's having an orgasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857522)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: misunderstood walnut windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857803)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I view this one as probably the biggest fuck up in terms of not taking advantage of the opportunity out of the stories I've shared because we were isolated and there was no innuendo she was straight up pantomiming a sexual act with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857818)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser principal's office

Flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857826)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Honestly none of this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857842)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48096951)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:08 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

ngl this one was hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858596)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:17 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

I used to act like a True Gentleman all the time and now as I get on in life & I've been married 15+ yrs I can't help but think, "wow why didn't I creampie and impregnate all of them? Good for them, good for the race, good for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858618)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

It would be interesting to try this approach to life and see what happens. I think this is the mentality of many of cowgod's scumbags meaning they just fuck and deal (or not) with the consequences later. Other side of the coin is people who operate like this probably don't have much to lose in the 1st place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858715)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

For ex. I could've fucked several friends' gfs. Never did so.

OR various girls in college who, while I didn't look 2x at them at the time, are in the realm of Phantasy for a paired-off aging lawyer now.

You can't collect interest on a spank-bank account, but you can deposit the funds into more fertile channels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859085)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

We're heading toward the two of us sitting in rocking chairs and thinking we've come up with the adage "youth is wasted on the young" organically.

I hear what you're saying but I think there's some rose-colored glasses too. You may have lost friendships because of this. Or gotten someone pregnant. Or not hooked up with a girl you were really into because you were distracted by some slore. It's easy to sit in an armchair now and think you missed pussy with no consequences but irl is more complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859093)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:28 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

Everything always works out for me no matter how strenuously I try to mess my life up, and my discount rate is crazy, I am buckwild -- so why hold on to honor? Just slide and let do. PPL are going to yell @ you anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859097)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

The point I'm making isn't about honor but that what you're seeing as a no-downside transaction may not actually be so, and it's easy to fantasize about these things with the distance of time but some things may be better left as fantasy. I could be wrong. I suspect most of us here operate conservatively and aren't fucking at every possible opportunity so it'd be interesting to hear a perspective from another side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859178)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

I understand your point and my point is that life is flame and you can have it all snatched from you at any time no matter what. What consolation secret righteousness? You could be blasting baby batter into the tender loins of your wife's Dunyazad, basting a second turkey every Thanksgiving, giving your kids the wonderful gift of a new brother or sister — you could be plumbing those secret depths, you could have your wife suddenly watching her figure, working out, looking at you with lust and secret longing as if she suddenly had to woo and win you once more like when you were younger, the honey in the hive, the flower in the meadow — and yet you come and speak to me of one wrong move? What move could be wrong, if it opens the door to such bliss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859230)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859283)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: vibrant pit

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48191191)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310654)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:42 AM
Author: massive box office factory reset button

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533169)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Last year. Again on a boat. (Combination of sun, alcohol, and minimal clothing probably contributes to some of these.) I'm sitting at the front of the boat with the SiL and my wife and the SiL turns to my wife and is like, I shit you not, "hey, what do you think it would sound like if [pumo] and I were having sex? Maybe like this [simulates loud sex sounds and her bouncing on my dick cowgirl style]." Wife gets super pissed, "[SiL] I don't think it's funny for you to talk about my husband that way." SiL laughs it off and tells wife she's being sensitive. Later in the evening I make a shitty comment to SiL about it, something totally awkward like "hey, ummmm, about that simulated sex scene on the boat earlier today ...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857555)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

A simple one. A few years ago. It's the winter and we're at the SiL's house around a seating area with a fireplace. Wife and I are chatting. It's late, most of the house is asleep. SiL comes down in a big terry cloth white bathrobe and sits across from me and it's literally the scene out of Basic Instinct, she opens her legs and I can clearly see her pussy which looks amazing. Wife is perpendicular to us so she can't see what I'm seeing. I'm rock hard. SiL does this a few times while talking about some nonsense gossip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857584)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Passionate gaming laptop

A 19 yo WOC friend of my SiL did this to me while we were all watching some movie at in-laws house. I still think about that a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859828)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I've told this one before here. We're at her house. A few years ago, pre-COVID. It's dinner time. She's in her master bedroom in a bathrobe lying on her bed. I'm out in the hall. She calls me over, "hey, pumo, what do you want for dinner." I reply "whatever." She's like "no, come here, I'm ordering on my iPad." So I walk into the bedroom and as I get closer it's apparent that her bathrobe is up around her waist, she's lying down facing the bed, so her bare ass and hairy pussy are casually exposed like if you were fucking her lying down from behind. We proceed to have a discussion about which tacos we both want to get as if I'm not staring at her plump, still wet from the shower ass and pussy, and then I back out of the room as she orders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857617)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: yapping newt

Best part of this is that it involves ordering tacos...feels like she was begging for you to have the pink one. Many layers to this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49536897)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I'm at my SiL's house working out of their study. She comes in with her newest baby and sits down on the chair to the side of the desk and starts chatting with me. Nonchalantly, she lifts up her shirt. Continues to chat for a while. Undoes her bra. Continues to chat for a while with her breast hanging out and the kid on her lap. Lets him start nursing. Her nipple is hard as fuck. Chats with me as if nothing is happening although I can see her sort of eyeing me to see if I'm going to have a reaction. Does this for easily a half hour with her alternating tits just hanging out, no effort to cover up. No one else is in the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857659)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

We're at her house staying over in a guest bedroom with a bathroom attached to it. This is a couple years ago, maybe 2021 or 2020. The wife is in the bathroom, naked, doing girl shit (hair / makeup). The SiL comes into the room wearing a towel around her body from having just taken a shower. At this point it's not so weird, i.e., sisters presumably see each other naked all the time and girls do weird shit like this. I'm in the bedroom on the bed where I can see into the bathroom. The SiL is like "[pumo BiL], who do you think has a better ass?" and she opens up the back of her towel. My wife says something like "SiL, what the fuck" and I try to laugh it off while covering my raging boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857716)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse

why haven't you fucked her then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857738)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Diverse point

he respects the Holy Sacraments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857741)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I like to think that but in my darkest hour it may also be more instrumental i.e., I fear that she would destroy my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857745)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 PM
Author: vibrant pit

she absolutely would destroy your life, don't do it, this content gets you most of the way there anyhow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857870)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:18 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

Just to throw fuel on the fire, the chance of her destroying your life if you're both married with kids is probably lower than you think. You may be passing up an opportunity for free pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858621)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:42 PM
Author: odious toaster

The risk is not only that she will destroy his life. The bigger risk is that he is giving her power to destroy his life at any time, on a whim.

At that point she's got him by the nuts 24/7

"Oh but it's a suicide mission she'd have to admit fault too.". Lj fucking l. Have you ever met a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859810)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: canary ticket booth

I don't get your last point. Why do we think a woman would be just willing to blow up her life / marriage any more than a man in a similar position? Or are we saying they're irrational and won't even think through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46860119)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: odious toaster

1 they are irrational

2 women are favored in divorce court anyway but most importantly

3 she will successfully portray herself as the victim of his untoward sexual malevolence and everyone will take her side. "Oh but she flashed her boob at me while she was breastfeeding what a tart! She was wearing a robe!"

" I thought we were family... I thought I was (sob sob) safe around him! I never imagined he was a predator (sob sob)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46860420)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310662)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:16 AM
Author: Supple office

https://imgflip.com/i/80unma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858614)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:26 AM
Author: canary ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858642)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858665)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: cobalt set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859222)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling brunch

amazing poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859233)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49534612)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Dull Striped Hyena Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859867)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Diverse point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46860808)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49531626)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I think I've shared this one at some point here too but since we're doing a compilation. It's just after Christmas, just a couple years ago, SiL and her family are at our house for the holiday week. Everyone else is asleep but she and me and she's nursing her baby. Lights are dimmed, fireplace is on, I'm drinking a scotch. We're across the room from each other. She pops out her tits, full view, no attempt to hide it, usual practice, chats with me. Baby finishes. She looks at me and is like "bet you'd love to suck on this." I mumble something lame and then she's like "okay, I'm tired, I'm going to bed, goodnight" and heads upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857739)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: sooty pontificating corn cake

Where is the BIL in all of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857743)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

He's pretty checked out. He's much older than her and this is his second marriage. They fight a lot. It isn't a high school sweethearts situation but he's also very financially successful so I don't think she's rushing for the exit either. She's caught him trying to cheat on her several times (online shit at a minimum). He's not stupid I think he senses the tension between the two of us but I also think over the years because I've never made a move and tend to ignore her bullshit he's also relaxed about it and is sort of just generally sick of her shit. Part of me suspects if she told him she'd fucked me he'd be like "good for you you crazy bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857762)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Blathering spectacular goyim

She deserves to be appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857767)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Are those the words I say to have my dick end up in her mouth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857776)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Blathering spectacular goyim

kino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857846)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

God says this is Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857855)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:16 PM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit reading party

Flame jumped the shark really early on ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857778)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Every time I share these stories here people say they're flame and get irrationally angry and I swear to God down to every detail none of these stories are flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857781)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit reading party

Why hasn't your wife gotten more upset at your SIL for this? Like wtf, how does your wife just let her show you her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857788)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

It's a fair question. I've mentioned in several of these vignettes that my wife has gotten upset in the moment, but to your point her reaction is more like "SiL, what the fuck, you crazy whore!" i.e., not real anger more like amused offense. I think the "why" is because I've been entirely straight edge about it i.e., I've never given her any reason to doubt me, I've told my wife I think my SiL is crazy, we both joke about how she's always walking around naked, and my wife trusts me. So when my wife sees this sort of behavior she's more wiling to blow it off. I don't think she has any idea how deeply sexually attracted I am to my SiL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857808)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit reading party

Does your SIL cheat on her husband? She seems like she's always been a total slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857815)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I don't think she does. I think she has the usual toxic soup of female mental illness like maybe BPD and so has very poor boundaries so I don't think I'm the only male she acts like this with (although I get the feeling I'm the one she takes it the farthest with because of the intimacy i.e., we're changing around each other, showering, sleeping, etc. and so there's more opportunity to be egregious). But I don't think she's actually fucked or sucked another man. I don't know this 100%, it's possible she's blowing dudes in the parking lot at her work for all I know, but I don't get that sense. What's funny is she'll also very quickly pull out the "I'm a married woman" card at times when she feels like someone is being inappropriate with her -- she's all over the place (to my point about the mental illness).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857840)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit reading party

Do you think she's attracted to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857849)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Yes 100%. I think we're both attracted to each other. We're both in good shape, we're both younger than our respective spouses although her case is much more extreme.

e: We also have a hot-cold sort of thing in that--I presume because of the attraction--we tend to have good quality time with each other but then can also get into big fights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857854)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse

she knows, she's just in denial and can't do anything about it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857820)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

I think it's true but misleading since his failed shittests and the husband's lack of fear of him shows that he lacks the RAW PRIMAL AURA if a REAL MAN — but for all that, not flame or if flame well done, he's told the same story for a long time and consistently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857859)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

It's not flame and I take exception at you saying I lack "raw primal aura" or whatever when I'm trying to stick to a moral code but at the same time my cockhead is rock hard around her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857867)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:37 PM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

It's not about playing by a code, the thing is that she has baited you. She just needs to dangle a bit and you go nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857887)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I do go nuts internally and I want to fuck the shit out of her but I feel like I've done a good job of obscuring that and keeping stoic on the outside which explains why everyone stays chill about this.

SiL and I had a fight earlier in the year (see above--we have a hot-cold relationship, I'm assuming because of the underlying tension) and one of the things she yelled at me, which really amused me, was "well you're gay!" I thought it was the weirdest thing to say and I thought about it for a while after--I'm cracking up as I'm writing this--and I realized it's because she's trying to reconcile the fact that she's literally shown me her pussy, ass, tits on countless occasions but I've never. made. a. move, which must piss her off to no end. So in her mind maybe I'm gay. When in fact, ironically, what I'd like to do in an amoral world is post her up against the wall and fuck the ever living shit out of her until we both pass out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857904)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brunch

(virtuous 8th century Benedictine monk fighting the temptations of Satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859300)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48096995)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310684)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310683)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: zombie-like house codepig

SIL used to do things like spank me on the ass gnnngggghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

Wtf why take the pictures down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857816)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I need to be able to vent about this it's a source of real psychosexual pain for me because she's constantly cockteasing me and I'm in a marriage with a woman I love but I also find her SiL very sexually attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857825)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 PM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

If you're not holding down 4-6 loves that cannot be consummated at any time, are you really living? Anyway, I think if your wife knew how deeply you wanted to bone her sister, she'd just let you at it. "oh, you silly man, get it out of your system," she'd say. And you would and that'd be that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857874)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I don't think I should ever, ever tell my wife any of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857906)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:26 AM
Author: vibrant pit

cr you can NEVER tell your wife this. don't let guys talk you into doing something hilarious for the content but awful for you personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858643)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: canary ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858645)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

Listen to the guy above. Even if you somehow end up doing something with the sister, never tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858648)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:56 AM
Author: cobalt set

cr everyone loses

content ends for us (aside from whatever immediate shitshow fallout there is post-revelation)

your wife resents her sister forever

your wife won't trust you because this had been going on for years on end without a peep

your sister-in-law resents you for making your wife resent her (and probably ending her marriage, even if it wasn't going to last), so you don't even get to bone her

you hate yourself because you've actually hit the worst possible outcome: honesty AND blue balls

best case scenario is you and the wife stare at each other dispassionately for years until the kids are grown. worst case is divorce, no custody, and certainly no more tits-in-law (welcome to the Doodikoff Circuit)

stray strong pumo. it's rare for one of your kind to get this kind of support from sudos but we believe in you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859254)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: canary ticket booth

Saying something to his wife is retarded but I suspect he could just fuck her and nothing would happen. I'm not encouraging adultery but per my poast above it's much more risky if she were single. Both of them married means they both have something to lose. I'm also inferring (from my 10th, slow read of each of his stories, fully nude) that they don't live next door to each other, there's some sort of geographic distance which actually would make it more feasible

In conclusion OP if you're reading this fuck your SiL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859416)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: cobalt set

Lmao at thinking BPD Sis is gonna keep quiet about that. Whether it's to the sister or a borderline "Yeah I fucked [pumo], his dick was 20-30X BIGGER THAN YOURS!" moment to the husband that shit is staying under wraps for all of about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859460)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: canary ticket booth

ha okay maybe fair point

I still think something is going to happen here at some point. OP isn't describing isolated, one off, "I saw side boob" incidents she's clearly baiting him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859489)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097001)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310687)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pea-brained Digit Ratio

Moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857858)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I'm glad my pain is good reading. Those are the big "stories" I can think of off the top of my head. To be clear, and I've said this before, every time we are around each other I will inevitably see some combination of her ass, puss, or tits, like it just happens to the point of it being a common occurrence. The OP was prompted, by the way, by a text from her telling me she wants to visit in a few weeks. And I'm like "sure, hahahaha, that would be great hahahahahahahaha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857878)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

She'll also send me texts (sometimes with, sometimes without my wife on it too) of a photo or a video of her doing something that are very borderline, e.g., ostensibly to show her working out on her new bike but clearly emphasizing her rack or a photo in the morning with a hint of her ass in the mirror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857913)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Going on a trip together this Thanksgiving which may prove fruitful for content generation and my psychosexual pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310692)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser principal's office

I don't know if this helps or hurts the situation, but this is driven more by petty sibling rivalry that has survived to adulthood than any kind of attraction to you. If you weren't married to her sister, this chick would have nothing to do with you. Definitely wouldn't be randomly flaunting her naked body at you. By the same token, if you ever consummated an affair, or maybe even if you just tried to, the spell would be broken and she would lose interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857865)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I think we genuinely find each other attractive and I think that would be true even if we were just sitting in a bar and had no relationship. But I think there's truth to what you're saying too because I've seen this rivalry in other forms -- I married the older sister, I think there's some jealousy and unresolved shit between the two of them, and I suspect it would delight the SiL to be able to say "your virtuous husband fucked the shit out of my tight hairy honeypit for two hours last Saturday, so there, bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857892)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: odious toaster

Lol at this taking two hours, maybe two minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859825)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310697)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: emerald tank locus

Been enjoying op’s saga for a long time but I think this is tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857936)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:57 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

She's coming for Halloween.

She's ... cumming ... for Halloween.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857943)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:24 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

Looking forward to your early November poast describing how she playfully wrestled with you wearing no panties and you were fully erect while saying the Rosary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858639)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858660)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859400)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: cobalt set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859501)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097006)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310698)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532946)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:16 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

It's interesting that a lot of his stories have the wife present. Lends credence to what you're saying. That said she comes across as crazy enough that I suspect she'd fuck him if he escalate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858616)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310700)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: black exhilarant whorehouse associate

just fuck her

you sound like a gay mormon dork in these "stories"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857928)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Okay man great advice thanks a ton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857930)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: emerald tank locus

Let me propose a way for you to screw her.

Next time you’re alone and at her place, put the towels in the laundry room and take a shower. Call down to her “Kate, where the hell are the towels??! Can you bring one up!?”

When she brings one up (sounds like 50% chance she’ll have changed into a robe on her own) come out of the shower and brush her tits as you get the towel. She’ll start leaning in and it will “just happen,” to use female language lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857962)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: emerald tank locus

Please post a few pics itt for the loyal readers engaging with you here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857966)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: emerald tank locus

By the way, let me just say that blue ball SiL is better than fat and ugly SiL, which is what I (and probably most of us) have. Count your blessings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857971)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:12 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit reading party

No, my SIL is hotter than wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858094)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Avocado kink-friendly stage

pics plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858214)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:12 AM
Author: Balding menage cuckoldry

I have a theory that women do this because it allows you to transfer your sexual energy toward your wife (her sister) & it propagates her (their) genes & is low risk. Primitive humans were probably doing shit like this constantly. Like dudes get bored of fucking their wives for the 9000th time so need shit like this to make it novel. It takes a village.

I have had similar stuff go on and it is 100% only happens when youre taken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858232)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:18 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

Makes sense -- this must be why fathers in law are always helping their sons finish off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858623)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:22 AM
Author: canary ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858630)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:00 PM
Author: Insane Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46879794)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097012)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310702)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858646)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:30 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

How can we convert this insight into a threesome with him, the wife, and the sister in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858654)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:48 AM
Author: heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858711)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:13 PM
Author: stirring magical casino

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859353)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: odious toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859833)



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Date: November 28th, 2023 1:09 PM
Author: odious toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#47108639)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097014)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310703)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Duck-like Swashbuckling Indirect Expression

The insurmountable problem here is that she is married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858664)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

Counterpoint: This is actually the blessing not the problem. It's the opportunity for some side sex where neither of them wants to ruin their lives. If she were single in this scenario I would tell him to run away because there's no chance the sister wouldn't crash his marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858668)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097016)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

My SiL who was borderline kissed my deeply on the lips and rubbed her hand against my humiliatingly turgid BOYSTICK when I was a wee stripling of 12, a mere 6'2". But again, she was/is borderline and this was part of her war to try to isolate my brother [they're now divorced, wotta disaster, she also had him throw me outta the house when I said she was a crumbum.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858687)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: canary ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859035)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

She was a complete smokeshow. Blonde bombshell, runner, nice rack (big C cups, she was always walking around naked), always nicely pressed into tennis gear, etc. etc.

Yet here we are now -- she had two kids but she doesn't have custody of them, and at some point she hit the wall and gave up and got fat. And what of all of her forbidden flirtations now?

The human condition is towards rot, decay, and dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859051)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: canary ticket booth

Are you being real or facetious / ironic at the top of the thread about wishing you'd just fucked people when you had the chance damn the consequences. Having kids out of wedlock isn't a light event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859071)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:23 AM
Author: heady chestnut wrinkle bawdyhouse

if your genetics are above the 50th percentile in your society, you have a moral imperative to impregnate as many women as possible

this is Settled Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859079)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:58 AM
Author: Balding menage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859264)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: cobalt set

(guy who thinks society won't be a bunch of CRISPR autobots in 100 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859268)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: self-centered corner genital piercing

My neighbor across the street, cool dude in his mid-50s, wears a Hawaiian shirt all the time, we borrow tools from one another -- good dude -- just found out he's got a daughter he never knew about, woman in her early/mid-20s, now staying at the house, with neighbor's wife still there and all that. When I reported hearing of the tale to him I say, "hey, what a blessing, guess we both have a recent edition to the family -- but boy, am I tired, kind of wish I'd done it your way. Condoms, not even once, am I right? SO overrated..." and then the neighbor's wife is sorta shooting daggers @ me and fidgeting so I walk on (I'm walking the dogs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859091)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Frozen curious den

Have you ever shown her your member, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46860242)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Electric Shivering Public Bath

rando moniker when i clicked: Misanthropic Provocative Gay Wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48096977)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

No that's just my new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097020)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: Electric Shivering Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097045)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310642)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I'll update this in a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48097041)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48190957)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

SiL just texted "I'm going to have them book my room right next to yours so I can harass you at night."

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48190973)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

And we have adjoining rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48191180)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Her SO "probably isn't coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48191204)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

She texted me last night that she has a "surprise for [me]" on the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I feel like this was going to be a blowjob but she chickened out. Just intuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532971)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: massive box office factory reset button

Well what was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533175)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: 180 hairless indian lodge headpube

OP is a smelly indian virgin with coke bottle glasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48191270)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

No, not at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48191314)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: racy orchid love of her life theatre

Inclined to agree after reading the jackoff fiction ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310610)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

None of it is jackoff fiction. Never understand this defensive response by XO to IRL situations I've been dealing with for 10 years.

If I were going to write "jackoff fiction" it would probably involve more than me never doing anything for a decade.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310622)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: pungent pearly hominid

...and here's why that's a good thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310628)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

I'm a white dude []. There are at least 4 of us left on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310637)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Azure dashing preventive strike ratface

that's not true he's pakistani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310640)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: black exhilarant whorehouse associate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49531621)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Vacationed together in the fall in a beach setting involving a lot of bikini / swimming / “hey, let’s go on the two person inner tube together” situations. Was constantly suppressing giant boners. I’m extremely sexually attracted to her; when I’m hanging out with her solo I’m caught up in her looks and I probably actually love her. I just enjoying hanging out and spending time with her. It’s not a good situation. She looks incredible. She’s also been texting me a bunch since the fall trip just random chatty shit. (To be clear I also love my wife and family and haven’t done sexual shit with SiL despite all the situations I describe above, I’ve been straight edge.)

She’s coming post Christmas with her kids. Not bringing her rocky SO. Going to stay with us for an indeterminate amount of time. Imagine a lot of close proximity / hanging out / living together situations, she’s going to be in my house with me, wife, and kids, her SO not around, he’s going to visit family back east. She’s actually gotten less chatty with me last week or so as she’s started planning this visit and I’ve been light negging her in response.

She’s also, weirdly, been talking about possibly moving into our town away from where she currently lives. Wife jokes she’ll be sleeping in our bed soon and I want to die. I sometimes wonder if wife would be open to something either 3 or 1:1 1:1 separately. Also, maybe the talk of moving here is SiL’s soft way of approaching separating from SO but she’s so wildly inconsistent and mercurial who the fuck knows. Bottom line she’ll be hanging around in her robe no panties for like a week after Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532957)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: black exhilarant whorehouse associate

when you find yourself wondering if your wife is down for a threesome with her sister...my brother in christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532996)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

Brother, fully admitting I may just be talking myself into something, I actually find that scenario significantly less morally depraved than e.g., banging an app slut or a random out of town conference woman. I think shit like this involving sisters has happened all the time historically in families.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533253)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: cobalt set

Please ask your wife directly about this and be sure to get video for us all to see her reaction. Thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533278)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

lmao will do

Will weave in a little treatise about historical American sexual family dynamics and the value in sister sister threesomes through a historiographical lens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533283)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: black exhilarant whorehouse associate

"...dating to antiquity. had you attended an ivy league school, dearest wife.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533742)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49534615)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Floppy azn university

Keep going man. Even if flame this is some epic work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533264)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

None of this, down to each detail, is flame. This is just my life.

I’m in constant psychosexual pain around my SiL because she constantly makes me want to fuck her and I think I also love her but I also love my wife and family and am faithful and also aware of the danger.

Maybe I’ll just fuck her a little after Christmas like just the tip / just to experiment for science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533280)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813348&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532969)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

For my birthday she texted me a picture of the two of us together and we legit look like a hot married couple. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532974)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

A little out of sequence but it’s spring 25, I’m sleeping in the basement of her house (long story), it’s late at night, her husband is out entertaining for work at a game, my wife is sleeping on a different floor of the house, SiL comes down in her short shorts ostensibly to chat about life (which we then do for an hour) and greets me by saying “are you done masturbating down here?” It would have been so fucking easy to convert in that setting. That line was practically begging me to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532967)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Vivacious Native

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778436&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: yapping newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49535759)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Lascivious Rigor

This is the point in the flame where you have to at least half-ass some pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49535798)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Crusty drunken stain toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49535807)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: massive box office factory reset button

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49544415)