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[Stephen Miller - Verse 1]

Yo, I’m Miller, the architect, border boss with a pen,

Wrote the playbook that sent ‘em back again and again.

Abrego Garcia? Just a name on a list,

He broke the law, now justice can’t be missed.

Executive branch? That’s the top of the chain,

Congress gave us power, so don’t complain.

Due process? Please, he had his day,

Now ICE gonna fly him back, no delay.

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[John Roberts - Verse 1]

Hold up, Stephen, slow your roll and check the law,

We don’t rubber-stamp your orders just ‘cause you sound raw.

This ain’t some banana court you dream in your sleep,

We got rights, procedures, and promises to keep.

You say “list”? I say liberty’s at stake,

And when the government errs, we hit the brake.

You can’t deport on vague discretion alone,

Without a fair hearing, due process is gone.

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[Stephen Miller - Verse 2]

The Constitution ain’t a shield for every alien’s plea,

You wanna hand out rights like government cheese.

The people voted — we control the gate,

Not nine black robes that can’t relate.

You’re judicial elite, sipping lattes and wait,

While we face crises you just litigate.

Deference, John — ever heard the word?

Chevron doctrine made your judgment blurred.

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[John Roberts - Verse 2]

I sip lattes, sure — but I read the briefs too,

And I see a nation bending from folks like you.

Chevron’s on notice, discretion’s not a sword,

You can’t swing it wild and call it law ignored.

Congress writes statutes, we interpret their scope,

Not let execs twist ’em like campaign hope.

And if Garcia’s rights get trampled today,

Who gets next in line for the DOJ?

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[Stephen Miller - Final Verse]

You think you’re wise, draped in robes like a monk,

But you kneecap power, leave policy sunk.

While you deliberate, chaos grows at the gate,

And the people? They’re tired of the wait.

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[John Roberts - Final Verse]

Better slow that zeal before it eats the core,

‘Cause unchecked power is how tyrants score.

We balance the branches — that’s the creed,

Justice isn’t swift when it forgets who can bleed.

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[Crowd Reaction: Gavel bang]

Justice echoes in chambers and lawbooks thicken —

Miller spits fire, but Roberts got the conviction.

Want me to stylize this like a stage performance, Supreme Court session, or add legal footnotes?

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