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what are some jokes every kid should know?
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Date: March 29th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: aggressive mimicry the only one i can remember is the one with the indians who make canoes out of human skin and the one guy pokes himself with a fork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48794982) |
Date: March 29th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: stupid fags incorporated "you can't gargle sand" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48794983) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: pricky Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too. |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: aggressive mimicry lol cant give this one to the 5yo but ill save it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48794986) |
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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) have your 5 y/o tell it in class, it'd be hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795713) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: but at what cost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795654) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: OldHLSDude How old a kid? One of the earliest I remember: Chief Bowels was troubled with constipation, so he went to the pharmacist and said, "Bowels no move," so the druggist gave him some laxative pills and told him to take one/day. The chief came back the next day and said, "Bowels still no move," so the pharmacist told him to up the dose to 2/day. Two days later the chief came back and said, "Bowels still no move," so the pharmacist upped to dose to 6 pills. Two days later the chief came back and said, "Bowels got to move. Teepee full of shit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795129) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: aggressive mimicry is it just me or did all of the indian jokes just disappear one day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: OldHLSDude Yes, they fell to PC. Here's another one: Chief Bowels goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. He comes back the next day and tells the pharmacist. "White man rubbers no good. Left nut go 'umph!" rubber go 'POW!'" So the pharmacist sells him heavy duty rubbers. Chief Bowels comes back the next day and tells the pharmacist, "White man rubbers still no good. Left nut go 'umph,' right nut go 'umph,' rubber go 'POW!'" So the pharmacist told him to use two. Next day the Chief goes back to the drug store and complains, "Me callum CSLG. Left nut go 'umph," right nut go 'umph,' rubber go 'umph!' left nut go 'POW!'" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795368) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: martin heidegger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795651) |
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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Humphrey Wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795800) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Earl Dibbles Jr (πΎπ£) What did Col Custer say when he saw the Indians were coming? A: "The Indians are coming." What did Col Custer say when he saw the Indians coming with sunglasses on? A: "He didn't recognize em." |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: aggressive mimicry i dont get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795147) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: martin heidegger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795653) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: OldHLSDude What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape?
Elephant grape sine theta. |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: OldHLSDude Davie Crocket and Jim Bowie are at the Alamo. Jim sees all the Mexicans coming and says, "Gee, Davie, I didn't know we were pouring concrete today." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: ataraxic the gag names from the end of every car talk episode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795672) |
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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: famous nerds online pledge of allegiance
the constitution
the bill of rights |
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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:44 AM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) Look up norm macdonald's appearances on conan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701868&forum_id=2:#48795793) |