Turdette missing after taking walk on the beach in Dominican Republic
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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: kendrick lamar ((zurich is stained))
i went to the DR for a wedding in 2019 with like 20 friends. we were all on the same flight. i got piss drunk at the airport at the Flying Dog brewery at like 9 am. then we got on the plane and had to get off because of some mechanical issue. we all went to a bar across from the gate and i pounded 1-2 16 oz miller lites.
i passed out on the plane. when we arrived and got through security, there was a shuttle to take us to the resort but i was antsy and wanted to get going so i was kinda pacing around. this dood flagged me down and said hey i can give you a ride. then he told me "i have whatever you need, scuba, snorkeling trip, whatever equipment you need." i knew what this meant. i said "do you have cocaine?" and he had 20 grams. i bought all of it. this guy had a dood in the car with him and that guy and i were doing bumps while the driver was driving. driver also pulled over at a gas station and got all three of us beers for the ride.
i wound up buying another 10 or so grams from him. i also bought more off a guy on the beach, but he ripped me off.
everyone's wife started the trip out giggling about my coke (wow, let me look at it), but by day 2-3 they weren't speaking to me and thought i was going to die.
we flew back on a sunday and i was coming down bad from the coke and had a horrible hangover. i had to go from BWI straight to the amtrak station because i had an NLRB hearing the next day. train was delayed and i didn't get in until like 1 am. the next morning the client told me i looked "really tired."
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Date: March 9th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Judas Jones
*taking walk on the beach IN BIKINI
*leads with big titty bikini pic*
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Date: March 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
Those poor police dogs that will have to track that smell
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