Date: July 24th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Sepia arousing school cafeteria place of business
I have just received a calendar invitation from Chad.
Apparently, our annual performance reviews are no longer called "performance reviews."
They are now "synergistic feedback sessions" held in what he, in his infinite vapidity, has labeled "The Goodie Room™."
The email states this is a "safe space to unpack our growth opportunities."
I saw Tabitha wheeling in a cart of stale donuts and what appeared to be a single, wilted party balloon.
This isn't a review; it's a prelude to a public execution in the breakroom.
They expect me to discuss my Q3 deliverables while surrounded by proles who think "KPI" is a type of skin rash.
How dare they.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754286&forum_id=2:#49128575)