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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Wonderful Indigo Kitchen
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
magenta crackhouse
  12/23/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
Wonderful Indigo Kitchen
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
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Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
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Slimy self-centered site
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
Violent wagecucks range
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Navy bearded hall fat ankles
  12/30/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Bateful impressive center marketing idea
  12/24/25
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maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
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Navy bearded hall fat ankles
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
fishy multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
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fishy multi-billionaire
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
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Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
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tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
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passionate hell
  01/14/26
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
Stubborn chad
  12/23/25
...
Hyperactive mediation
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
bipolar exhilarant casino candlestick maker
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
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Godawful tantric temple
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
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magenta crackhouse
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
Azure Stage
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
Azure Stage
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
...
Purple meetinghouse coffee pot
  12/24/25
...
Transparent supple trust fund
  12/24/25
ran here
Navy bearded hall fat ankles
  12/23/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
shivering stimulating menage
  12/23/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
...
fishy multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
"tp."
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/31/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
chestnut histrionic corner mad cow disease
  12/23/25
180
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
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magenta crackhouse
  12/23/25
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At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/23/25
...
Godawful tantric temple
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Crystalline school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Marvelous Puppy
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Galvanic personal credit line
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Bateful impressive center marketing idea
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Dull goal in life
  12/23/25
...
Aromatic sable french chef
  12/23/25
tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
sepia multi-colored idea he suggested dog poop
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
Ultramarine Headpube School
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
Ultramarine Headpube School
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
Azure Stage
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Wonderful Indigo Kitchen
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Azure Stage
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Wonderful Indigo Kitchen
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
salmon doctorate
  12/23/25
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Azure Stage
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
Wonderful Indigo Kitchen
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
sexy cordovan library factory reset button
  12/23/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
salmon doctorate
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Turquoise Adulterous Trump Supporter
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Navy bearded hall fat ankles
  12/23/25
...
salmon doctorate
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
Azure Stage
  12/23/25
...
olive sex offender
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
violet set
  12/23/25
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medicated market
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Buff theatre
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
peach hominid pocket flask
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/23/25
...
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/24/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
spruce misanthropic box office
  12/23/25
tp.
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/31/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
...
talented gay wizard whorehouse
  01/09/26
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
emerald odious gas station incel
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
Fragrant Brunch Stock Car
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
underhanded double fault mood
  12/24/25
...
Bateful impressive center marketing idea
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
Laughsome bossy becky
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
Azure Stage
  12/24/25
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Insanely creepy very tactful clown sneaky criminal
  12/30/25
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maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Dead mexican indian lodge
  12/24/25
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passionate hell
  01/14/26
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
jade native shitlib
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
underhanded double fault mood
  12/24/25
tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/31/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Beady-eyed office
  12/24/25
...
irradiated bbw university
  12/24/25
...
maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Purple meetinghouse coffee pot
  12/24/25
tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/31/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Turquoise Adulterous Trump Supporter
  12/24/25
tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Buff theatre
  12/24/25
...
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/24/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
Transparent supple trust fund
  12/24/25
"tp."
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  12/31/25
...
claret razzle hunting ground rehab
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
cerebral drunken cruise ship regret
  12/24/25
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
territorial knife
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
brindle jew skinny woman
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
Greedy Blathering Plaza Ratface
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
thriller milky police squad blood rage
  12/29/25
this was also boom
maize quadroon deer antler
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Charcoal people who are hurt national
  12/29/25
This.
Bronze shrine son of senegal
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
emerald odious gas station incel
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
Insecure hairy legs institution
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
buck-toothed vibrant stead gaming laptop
  12/30/25
tp.
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
Inuit man
Garnet persian rigpig
  12/30/25
tp
At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone
  12/30/25
...
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Swashbuckling poppy round eye
  01/09/26
180^180
embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/09/26
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talented gay wizard whorehouse
  01/14/26
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embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Kitchen

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: magenta crackhouse

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Kitchen

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Slimy self-centered site



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Violent wagecucks range

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Navy bearded hall fat ankles

EVERY SINGLE TIME

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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Bateful impressive center marketing idea

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Navy bearded hall fat ankles



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: fishy multi-billionaire

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: fishy multi-billionaire



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: passionate hell



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Stubborn chad

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Hyperactive mediation



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: bipolar exhilarant casino candlestick maker

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Godawful tantric temple



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: magenta crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Azure Stage

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Azure Stage

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse coffee pot



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Transparent supple trust fund



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Navy bearded hall fat ankles

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: shivering stimulating menage

"I'm Gay"



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: fishy multi-billionaire



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: chestnut histrionic corner mad cow disease

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: magenta crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Godawful tantric temple



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria faggot firefighter

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Puppy

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Bateful impressive center marketing idea

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Dull goal in life

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Aromatic sable french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: sepia multi-colored idea he suggested dog poop

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine Headpube School

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine Headpube School

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Azure Stage

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Kitchen

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Azure Stage

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Kitchen

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: salmon doctorate

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Azure Stage

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Kitchen

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: sexy cordovan library factory reset button

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: salmon doctorate

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Turquoise Adulterous Trump Supporter

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Navy bearded hall fat ankles

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: salmon doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Azure Stage

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: olive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: violet set

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: medicated market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Buff theatre

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: peach hominid pocket flask

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: spruce misanthropic box office

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: talented gay wizard whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: emerald odious gas station incel

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Stock Car

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: underhanded double fault mood

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Bateful impressive center marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Laughsome bossy becky

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Azure Stage

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy very tactful clown sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Dead mexican indian lodge

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: jade native shitlib

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: underhanded double fault mood

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed office

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated bbw university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse coffee pot

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Turquoise Adulterous Trump Supporter

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Buff theatre

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Transparent supple trust fund

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: claret razzle hunting ground rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral drunken cruise ship regret

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: territorial knife

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: brindle jew skinny woman

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Greedy Blathering Plaza Ratface

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: thriller milky police squad blood rage

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: maize quadroon deer antler

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt national

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze shrine son of senegal

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: emerald odious gas station incel

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Insecure hairy legs institution

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed vibrant stead gaming laptop

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Garnet persian rigpig

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lascivious Chapel Telephone

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy round eye

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating patrolman

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2:#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
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