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Judge Albright just announced he is stepping down - what does bort think?

Anyone have any thoughts? Patent lit over?
Rough-skinned Deer Antler
  04/21/26
he can't live in Austin on the equivalent of a 2nd year asso...
Deranged comical shrine
  04/21/26
FIRST they came for the Eastern District, and I did not spea...
glassy whorehouse national security agency
  04/21/26


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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Deer Antler

Anyone have any thoughts? Patent lit over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859236&forum_id=2:#49833136)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Deranged comical shrine

he can't live in Austin on the equivalent of a 2nd year associate salary in Trump's economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859236&forum_id=2:#49833150)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: glassy whorehouse national security agency

FIRST they came for the Eastern District, and I did not speak out, because Marshall Tyler and Texarkana all suck ass, and you can't realistically stay in dallas and hook up with a 36-y/o drunk married bottle-blonde like I prefer.

THEN they came for the Western District, and I did not speak out, because Waco is also pretty shitty and I've never been convinced that the jury pool is all that great, certainly not like tyler was, and why the fuck am I paying $850/hour for local counsel in a place where the median home price is like $140K, this is a goddam racket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859236&forum_id=2:#49833273)