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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
self-centered shrine masturbator
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Cracking milk
  04/24/26
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drunken therapy
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
glittery yarmulke
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
crusty jew site
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
very tactful vigorous skinny woman
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
crusty jew site
  04/24/26
Link?
very tactful vigorous skinny woman
  04/24/26
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self-centered shrine masturbator
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
sticky piazza
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
costumed base french chef
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
sticky piazza
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
pontificating olive orchestra pit round eye
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
hairless insanely creepy indian lodge athletic conference
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
beta church
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Green State
  04/24/26
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cerebral ticket booth
  04/24/26
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self-absorbed tattoo blood rage
  04/24/26
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cerebral ticket booth
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
costumed base french chef
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
glittery yarmulke
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: self-centered shrine masturbator

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Cracking milk

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: drunken therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: crusty jew site

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: very tactful vigorous skinny woman

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: crusty jew site

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: very tactful vigorous skinny woman

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: self-centered shrine masturbator

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: sticky piazza

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: costumed base french chef

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: sticky piazza

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: pontificating olive orchestra pit round eye

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: hairless insanely creepy indian lodge athletic conference

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: beta church

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Green State

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: costumed base french chef

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839738)