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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed bateful dragon

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Wonderful obsidian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Dun gay wizard indian lodge



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: burgundy ticket booth goyim



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: titillating rigor



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stag Film



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: dashing stage cuckoldry



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: khaki hall mediation

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: titillating rigor



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: domesticated organic girlfriend

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: opaque boltzmann

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: trip site



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal angry police squad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Sable cuckold

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stag Film



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: multi-colored legend



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: flatulent lascivious juggernaut church



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Pontificating Hospital Mother

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: Wonderful obsidian lodge

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Dun gay wizard indian lodge



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous whorehouse

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: adventurous whorehouse

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insane location sweet tailpipe

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insane location sweet tailpipe

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Learning disabled wild skinny woman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cerise Range Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful obsidian lodge

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: provocative black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Wine Big-titted Idiot Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: adventurous whorehouse

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: khaki hall mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Buck-toothed bateful dragon

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: opaque boltzmann

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: ocher rehab goal in life

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: titillating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: grizzly boyish turdskin

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: domesticated organic girlfriend

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: trip site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Brindle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: titillating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Milky Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Wine Big-titted Idiot Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: Glassy Racy Institution Main People

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: dashing stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Histrionic high-end tanning salon

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: hateful theatre sneaky criminal

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: trip site

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic high-end tanning salon

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: opaque boltzmann

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: khaki hall mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: free-loading church building wagecucks

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Vibrant metal plaza electric furnace

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Primrose ape

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: mahogany talented sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Brindle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: opaque boltzmann

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Buck-toothed bateful dragon

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Brindle station

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Brindle station

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant nowag dingle berry

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Brindle station

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring dysfunction trailer park

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse parlour

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay toilet seat

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Dark Magical Field

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Bonkers Liquid Oxygen Son Of Senegal

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Dark Magical Field

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: pungent henna piazza haunted graveyard

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: motley digit ratio abode

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired massive cruise ship windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Self-centered area stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: dashing stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: vivacious bat shit crazy death wish senate

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: black messiness house

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: domesticated organic girlfriend

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant nowag dingle berry



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan

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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Self-centered area stain



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Shivering parlor



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Maize State



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: territorial sandwich community account



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: arousing ceo brethren



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: opaque boltzmann



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Brindle station



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Confused beady-eyed mexican



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Drab Odious Pistol Stock Car



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: titillating rigor



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: cerebral bearded corner



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: duck-like bat-shit-crazy newt



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: light trump supporter university



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Fighting mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Bistre antidepressant drug telephone



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Passionate codepig casino



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Maize State



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Maize State



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Supple Coral National Giraffe



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Flirting bespoke dilemma



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: opaque boltzmann

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Milky Forum



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Startled gas station mood

great thread

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic jew

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: light trump supporter university

not one

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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Bonkers Liquid Oxygen Son Of Senegal

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

Cr

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: heady topaz set gaming laptop

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay toilet seat

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: light trump supporter university

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: idiotic lilac school

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay toilet seat

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay toilet seat

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: light trump supporter university

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Seedy ungodly coldplay fan

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: heady topaz set gaming laptop

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: ruby federal rigpig national security agency

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: territorial sandwich community account

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Vermilion comical center legal warrant

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Canary heaven

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mischievous Brunch

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

(Rainmaker)

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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Wonderful obsidian lodge

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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Puce deranged factory reset button menage

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: dashing stage cuckoldry

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2:#47367395)