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Defense just ASKED jury to award 7.5 to 10 million in my penis burn case (CSLG)

Opening statements just happened in the damages phase. Nick ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
All hail the cash flow God!
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  03/10/25
Why don’t you answer if he can still fuck or not? Your...
lil jizzy
  03/10/25
defense hired a PI, who is expected to testify the P is stil...
kendrick lamar
  03/10/25
His ex girlfriend just testified they only had sex a few tim...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
Rate the girlfriend. I doubt I’d get hard for some ove...
lil jizzy
  03/10/25
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
I would
daniel gay luis
  03/10/25
Uh oh, this is going to hurt your case man. Especially if yo...
disco fries
  03/10/25
isn't the obvious cross Q: you're an ex, right? when did you...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
there's an opportunity for an OJ crim trial type moment, wit...
kendrick lamar
  03/10/25
...
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  03/10/25
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Faggottini
  03/10/25
They should call an expert witness who can get any dick hard...
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  03/10/25
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Candy Ride
  03/10/25
my gf could testify to the same thing, where's my $30m!?
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
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state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/10/25
I hope the case pops big time, brother. I hate insurance com...
disco fries
  03/10/25
what's the shitlaw term "pop" mean?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
Starbies pays 9 figures for mutilating and forever scarring ...
disco fries
  03/10/25
This illegal never should’ve been here in the first pl...
lil jizzy
  03/10/25
He is Asian, brother.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
ETH: 0xf18BcF58D87279a9E9a23aA429e9c071cF423610 BTC: 15xKEk...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/10/25
now's the time for him to commission a sefer torah to my are...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
If this case comes back for more than $25 million, I will ta...
disco fries
  03/10/25
Yeah right after you summit Teewinot lmao at you even being ...
lil jizzy
  03/10/25
How much in height is each million dollars worth?
,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  03/10/25
IDK, but I have enough money to be 8 feet tall at this point...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
Kill all lawyers
mike pence
  03/10/25
cr starbucks inc can burn as many of their customers penises...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
but the way trump is going you are gonna lose prob 5-10m in ...
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
  03/10/25
You can change the world with cash flow like CSLG. Who cares...
disco fries
  03/10/25
I would love it if the market dropped 50%. I would just dump...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
what % of your liquid wealth are you keeping in non-equities...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
My total net worth is in the low 40s. I have almost 7 millio...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/10/25
It’s almost time to go back to the Hyundai dealership ...
disco fries
  03/10/25
Saar, if u have like 33m in stocks/coins and they go down li...
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
  03/10/25
180. the most successful guy i know is a developer that had ...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
yea if i had just done 50% SPY and 50% QQQ in 2020 and held ...
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
  03/10/25
i've been offline, prior threads re this case?
Mailer Daemon
  03/10/25


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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Opening statements just happened in the damages phase. Nick asked for 75 to 125 million in opening. Defense ASKED for 7.5 to 10 million in opening. That's insane. My guess is 20-30 million is what a jury is going to award. But who knows. If this pops like the last trial I might make like 30-35 million this year. Wowza!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733304)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


All hail the cash flow God!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733311)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: lil jizzy

Why don’t you answer if he can still fuck or not? Your silence on that implies it’s bad for your case i.e. he still fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733336)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: kendrick lamar ((zurich is stained))

defense hired a PI, who is expected to testify the P is still hooking up like rabbits, pretty much whatever we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733353)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

His ex girlfriend just testified they only had sex a few times after the incident and he could only get hard for a few minutes. He basically cannot have sex anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733355)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: lil jizzy

Rate the girlfriend. I doubt I’d get hard for some overweight beaner but that’s not the fault of Starbucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733362)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733375)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: daniel gay luis

I would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733642)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Uh oh, this is going to hurt your case man. Especially if you have any 40 somethings on the jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733373)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


isn't the obvious cross Q: you're an ex, right? when did you break up? you don't know whether he can currently fuck, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733384)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: kendrick lamar ((zurich is stained))

there's an opportunity for an OJ crim trial type moment, with the P getting up and trying to put a condom on his erect penis in front of the jury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733395)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733422)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733460)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


They should call an expert witness who can get any dick hard

*Peterman struts through courthouse doors*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733560)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733599)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

my gf could testify to the same thing, where's my $30m!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733407)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733564)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I hope the case pops big time, brother. I hate insurance companies and shit retailers like Startbuck's so much. If I was on that jury, I'd listen to what others wanted to do, then I'd advocate for adding a zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733340)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


what's the shitlaw term "pop" mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733349)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Starbies pays 9 figures for mutilating and forever scarring a nice young man in the prime of his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733357)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: lil jizzy

This illegal never should’ve been here in the first place hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733365)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

He is Asian, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733401)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733361)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


now's the time for him to commission a sefer torah to my are country shul in honor of his mom z"l!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733371)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

If this case comes back for more than $25 million, I will take that as a sign that I must start my solo practice within the next 24 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733367)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: lil jizzy

Yeah right after you summit Teewinot lmao at you even being alive after 24 months you fat slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733392)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


How much in height is each million dollars worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733400)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

IDK, but I have enough money to be 8 feet tall at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733402)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mike pence

Kill all lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733410)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

cr starbucks inc can burn as many of their customers penises as they want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733414)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

but the way trump is going you are gonna lose prob 5-10m in the stock market, how does that feel? is amerikkka great now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733468)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You can change the world with cash flow like CSLG. Who cares about his current investments declining to the level they were at last summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733542)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I would love it if the market dropped 50%. I would just dump like 15 million into stocks and make a shitload on the way up. If you just don't actively trade you can ride out the crashes and make tons of money. If you just sat on your stocks you would be worth like 1.8-2 million now probably. Sorry, brother =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733556)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

what % of your liquid wealth are you keeping in non-equities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733582)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My total net worth is in the low 40s. I have almost 7 million in cash. I'm about to take a 4 million dollar distribution which will all go to estimated taxes, I have a 7.8 million dollar check coming at the end of this month too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733594)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

It’s almost time to go back to the Hyundai dealership and fill out a financing application just for the lulz. For monthly income, write down $1,583,333.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733602)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

Saar, if u have like 33m in stocks/coins and they go down like 50% u out 15m+, how will u find more burned penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733604)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

180. the most successful guy i know is a developer that had a bunch of cash stocked away when ITE hit and was able to buy up properties for cents on the dollar. he went from owning retirement homes to building skyscrapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733609)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

yea if i had just done 50% SPY and 50% QQQ in 2020 and held until now id have like 1.8m or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733606)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon

i've been offline, prior threads re this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691824&forum_id=2:#48733607)