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Date: April 25th, 2025 7:26 AM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained))
my friend from irvine (his nickname was "johnny rock and roll") once had his chinaman gf fucked by rivers cuomo and she was, indeed, underage. i think she was 16, maybe 17.
this guy and two others drove out to visit me in 1997 and we were at a dennys and this girl came up to our table and asked him "excuse me, are you either elvis costello or matt sharp from weezer?" he did kinda look like both.
i lost touch with him. he actually got real shitlibby on us. the final straw though was we both went to law school and while i went to a shitty sTTTate flagship, he went to like "Golden West School of Law and Traffic College" in a strip mall in SoCal and i think wound up working in collections law or something. he deleted me on social media shortly after i wound up in midlaw (but before biglaw). i like to think that i was a reminder of how his life and career prospects had gone to shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715906&forum_id=2:#48879231) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained))
i left out what might be the best part of the story. do you know the band jimmy's chicken shack? the singer's sister lived in my town, bowie, md. i was friends with her. when i was 18, she was 15.
she had a crush on me and her parents went out of town when my CA friends were there. we came over and demolished her house. johnny rock and roll was outside digging holes in the front yard, i hid meat all over the house, but the big thing i did was i jacked off in the family mayo. when i went to put the cum mayo back, i looked on the freezer and the band's tour itinerary was on the door. they were touring with Live lmao. he didn't live there, but i guess the parents kept it up so they knew where their son was.
the girl was cute and she had a crush on me, i should have fucked her but my friend had dated her so i didn't.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715906&forum_id=2:#48879449) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained))
yea its fucking retarded i didn't plow her 15 year old hole. bad move.
overall, the summer of 1997 was kooky as shit for me.
i've been told a few times recently i should write a book. i've had a lot of absolutely bizarre, random events happen and i think a book would be kind of interesting. particularly my spiraling out of control a few y ears ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715906&forum_id=2:#48880195) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ...,,,,,,........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,,,,
You shouldn't skip it. Sets up the entire album. Getchoo is not a starter, it builds upon Tired of Sex.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715906&forum_id=2:#48880199) |
Date: April 25th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon
I thought you were talking about conspiracy liability
HEY HEY THIS IS LAWBORT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715906&forum_id=2:#48880197) |
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