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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: unholy ratface black woman It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Violent school cafeteria queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: appetizing forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: bronze geriatric rehab boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: filthy casino double fault did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Magenta Cerebral Range Puppy "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: aromatic stubborn striped hyena skinny woman (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: odious cruise ship athletic conference "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: lascivious cumskin hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Carmine Big Theater Gunner (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: unholy ratface black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Floppy walnut hell philosopher-king who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: unholy ratface black woman Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Floppy walnut hell philosopher-king whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: unholy ratface black woman CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Underhanded wine ceo international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Slate alpha brunch 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Vigorous public bath "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Underhanded wine ceo international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: ruddy heady mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335487) |