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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Multi-colored property trust fund
  06/30/25
wow lol
French hospital
  06/30/25
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peach infuriating cruise ship
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
French hospital
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Multi-colored property trust fund
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Burgundy seedy ladyboy public bath
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Multi-colored property trust fund
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
gold indian lodge skinny woman
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Big alpha candlestick maker
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
French hospital
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
lavender roast beef
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Multi-colored property trust fund
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Big alpha candlestick maker
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
High-end godawful mood
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
French hospital
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Multi-colored property trust fund
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
twinkling flatulent address
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Aggressive beta shrine queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Azure Aphrodisiac Hall Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Stimulating tantric genital piercing
  06/30/25
...
Multi-colored property trust fund
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
racy buff pervert state
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
galvanic fishy piazza
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
cerise range pozpig
  06/30/25
...
lavender roast beef
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
High-end godawful mood
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Disturbing geriatric field
  07/01/25
...
galvanic fishy piazza
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Honey-headed bateful depressive area
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
sooty lascivious dilemma
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Amber boyish fortuitous meteor jap
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Chartreuse alcoholic toaster puppy
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Motley juggernaut
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Excitant Canary Abode Useless Brakes
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: French hospital

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: peach infuriating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: French hospital

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Burgundy seedy ladyboy public bath

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: gold indian lodge skinny woman

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Big alpha candlestick maker

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: French hospital

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lavender roast beef

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Big alpha candlestick maker

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: High-end godawful mood

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: French hospital

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: twinkling flatulent address

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Aggressive beta shrine queen of the night

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Azure Aphrodisiac Hall Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Stimulating tantric genital piercing

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored property trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: racy buff pervert state

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: galvanic fishy piazza

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cerise range pozpig

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: lavender roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: High-end godawful mood

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Disturbing geriatric field

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: galvanic fishy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed bateful depressive area

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sooty lascivious dilemma

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Amber boyish fortuitous meteor jap

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse alcoholic toaster puppy

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Motley juggernaut

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Excitant Canary Abode Useless Brakes

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)