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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Judgmental Home

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Bronze property hunting ground

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring brindle hall halford



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: nighttime lavender crotch lodge

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Charcoal mexican



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: nighttime lavender crotch lodge

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Stirring brindle hall halford

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Confused Beady-eyed Community Account

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative Shitlib Box Office

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Sepia Menage

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Dead ebony temple

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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: soggy candlestick maker heaven

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Lascivious indecent forum juggernaut

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Coral Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Irradiated magenta hominid patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: amber legal warrant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: nighttime lavender crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Carmine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Bronze property hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Mischievous step-uncle's house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: marvelous background story

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Stimulating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Topaz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Milk Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: diverse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Spectacular big-titted internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: histrionic lake fat ankles ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: fragrant flushed son of senegal whorehouse

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Flickering French Sanctuary Legend

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: fragrant flushed son of senegal whorehouse

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Passionate address knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: tripping cruise ship associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: curious lettuce tanning salon

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Trip set

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Slimy field

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular big-titted internal respiration

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Nofapping cumskin

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: pearly appetizing parlour

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Stirring brindle hall halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: magical plaza

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Charcoal mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Vibrant Bipolar Elastic Band Church

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: chartreuse arousing space

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: purple queen of the night

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Coiffed Corner

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: nighttime lavender crotch lodge

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: sooty garrison corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Flickering French Sanctuary Legend

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Cerebral obsidian people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Coral Quadroon

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: azure blathering locale fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Peach clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Mahogany senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Grizzly contagious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: sooty garrison corn cake

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: sooty garrison corn cake

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Pink laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle black gaping

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: purple queen of the night

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: sooty garrison corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: excitant stead incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: fluffy bull headed cuckoldry lay

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Adulterous hell cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Galvanic cruel-hearted tattoo dog poop

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: excitant stead incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: tripping cruise ship associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: purple queen of the night

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Galvanic cruel-hearted tattoo dog poop

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: burgundy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: fragrant flushed son of senegal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Glittery sickened goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: violent sexy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: claret stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: diverse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: pontificating casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Institution

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: burgundy area

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: tripping cruise ship associate

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: burgundy area

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Stirring brindle hall halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Erotic public bath philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Odious School Cafeteria Liquid Oxygen

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Galvanic cruel-hearted tattoo dog poop

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: nighttime lavender crotch lodge

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Galvanic cruel-hearted tattoo dog poop

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Impertinent keepsake machete

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Lascivious indecent forum juggernaut

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spot

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pink laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: tantric haunted graveyard

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: tantric haunted graveyard

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral obsidian people who are hurt

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: bearded den

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: bearded den

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: snowy hyperactive gas station

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Spectacular big-titted internal respiration



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: azure blathering locale fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: jade university pistol



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Violet thriller old irish cottage

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pink laughsome potus

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Startling Church Building

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Sadistic cobalt kitty cat

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Startling Church Building

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Violent hideous wrinkle gay wizard

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spot



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Provocative Shitlib Box Office

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Violent hideous wrinkle gay wizard

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: electric gay native



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: sooty garrison corn cake



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Charcoal mexican



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Khaki stage

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: carnelian dashing indian lodge

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible chapel pocket flask



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged angry theatre



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Racy maize trailer park



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: lemon aromatic hospital



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: ruddy hissy fit location

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: wine doobsian boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Racy maize trailer park



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Author: Bronze property hunting ground



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: flatulent toilet seat dopamine

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring cyan messiness



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: exciting salmon stain really tough guy

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Plum piazza mental disorder

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: bateful irate theater stage multi-billionaire



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: multi-colored depressive school



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: flatulent toilet seat dopamine



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: claret stage nibblets

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant roast beef ceo



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: flatulent toilet seat dopamine



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Naked abnormal windowlicker shrine

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: yellow self-absorbed nursing home jap



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Mahogany senate

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Violet thriller old irish cottage

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Offensive site

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: milky thirsty half-breed

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pearl Pit

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Author: Mind-boggling Canary Locus

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: out-of-control buff generalized bond



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Milk Orchestra Pit

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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