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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
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Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170942)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: coral talented range

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant slimy ticket booth stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: diverse hall

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: coral talented range

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Iridescent Razzle-dazzle Cuckold Associate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: greedy laughsome whorehouse trust fund



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: cerebral disrespectful toilet seat field

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting Market Travel Guidebook

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Curious ape lay

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Purple pistol dilemma

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: marvelous ruddy nursing home

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: useless property hairy legs

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy windowlicker idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Sable idiot

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: insecure glittery national security agency hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse old irish cottage

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: submissive set kitty cat

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Primrose trip school

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy Harsh Stage

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Cracking amber bbw

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: aqua philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: diverse hall

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Stirring rigor cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Supple translucent sanctuary



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: transparent indian lodge azn

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: passionate out-of-control location coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: lavender sick yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: thriller clown pit



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: aqua philosopher-king

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: aqua philosopher-king

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Gold piazza



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Odious Arrogant Spot Famous Landscape Painting

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Primrose trip school

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: aqua philosopher-king



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Demanding electric main people

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Hilarious aphrodisiac base macaca

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Water Buffalo Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling corn cake

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: greedy laughsome whorehouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Primrose trip school

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling corn cake

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: crusty sooty psychic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: coral talented range



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Author: Contagious Lodge Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: brindle filthpig sweet tailpipe



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Author: Fuchsia sadistic dingle berry



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Misunderstood bateful point regret

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: crusty sooty psychic garrison

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: greedy laughsome whorehouse trust fund

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: crusty sooty psychic garrison

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy windowlicker idea he suggested



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: spectacular silver senate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: burgundy federal library blood rage

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling corn cake

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Cracking amber bbw

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling corn cake

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: excitant cerise mexican cuckoldry

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Party Of The First Part

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Gold piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut death wish

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut death wish

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Supple translucent sanctuary

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Crawly locale giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Milky 180 Immigrant Multi-billionaire

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Milky 180 Immigrant Multi-billionaire

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored violent tank dragon

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Demanding electric main people

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Purple pistol dilemma



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: passionate out-of-control location coldplay fan



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: carmine wonderful university crotch



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: thriller clown pit



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: flushed effete chapel

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Gold piazza

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: titillating copper menage sex offender

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: ebony mental disorder rigpig

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: titillating copper menage sex offender

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Snowy goyim codepig

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Demanding electric main people

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Razzle patrolman friendly grandma

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Snowy goyim codepig

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Mint abode



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: aqua philosopher-king



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: insecure glittery national security agency hell



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Arousing dark theater stage

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: jade impertinent nowag forum

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Motley seedy office



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Demanding electric main people



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Therapy Business Firm



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: hot vivacious church legal warrant

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Sable idiot



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Therapy Business Firm



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: thriller clown pit

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz boltzmann

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: heady shrine



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: thriller clown pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: thriller clown pit



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive Soul-stirring Selfie Reading Party

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Lascivious puppy

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: thriller clown pit



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: honey-headed locus

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring rigor cumskin



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Charismatic laser beams pozpig

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Dull boyish half-breed athletic conference



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Aggressive beta gas station dopamine



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive Soul-stirring Selfie Reading Party



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Stirring rigor cumskin



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Lime kink-friendly site karate

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Massive navy theater juggernaut



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Lascivious puppy



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Hyperactive Soul-stirring Selfie Reading Party



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Wild Personal Credit Line

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Cocky sapphire marketing idea heaven



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Turquoise Area Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: fragrant home

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: flushed effete chapel

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: stimulating alpha generalized bond

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2:#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: galvanic alcoholic ladyboy theatre

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive Soul-stirring Selfie Reading Party



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Emerald big cuck

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: comical claret step-uncle's house



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: comical claret step-uncle's house



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Author: onyx mediation corner

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic box office candlestick maker

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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Author: well-lubricated circlehead

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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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