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come itt and choose from the following superpowers
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Bill DaWall and explain why
1. you can fly, basically like superman but obviously youre not actually superman and if you fly too high youll be short on o2 and pass out and die. if you hit something obviously you splatter and die.
2. you can teleport anywhere in the world
3. youre basically invincible to physical attacks, bullets, bombs, punches, stuff like that but will still eventually die of natural causes and can be poisoned, get cancer etc.
4. you can become invisible whenever you want
5. you can eat up to an additional 2500 calories per day and never gain weight, but only still need whatever you currently do to survive.
6. you can be strong enough to easily pick up a car and throw it at someone
7. youre immune from prosecution for any crime that doesnt involve physically harming someone
8. youre the sole recipient of 100k/month in universal basic income, and its adjusted upwards for inflation |
Date: January 6th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: snk neo geo What are the clothes/accessories/carried objects rules around the invisibility one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524399) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Bill DaWall oh for fucks sake dood i actually thought about about covering this but i didnt feel like it anything youre physically touching will be invisible
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: snk neo geo So like if I go in invisible, my pants become invisible but my wallet, keys, belt, etc. don't? Socks become invisible but shoes dont. Seems tricky to manage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524422) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Bill DaWall you would just not carry a wallet in that scenario i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524425) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Adrian Dittman doesn't 2 kind of supersede 1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524426) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Bill DaWall not for people who grew up dreaming of flying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524428) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Masturbating Classmate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524446) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Adrian Dittman you can teleport yourself serially through the air. now i'm thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524479) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: KidRock32X http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754015&mc=4&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524617) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Juan Eighty 7 (prosecution immunity) seems like it'd be worth more than 8 ($100k/m)
Invisibility would be fun but would get old after a while
Teleportation seems CR, in addition to the 180 travel benefits, it would save you lots of time, which money can't buy more of
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: hank_scorpio you think you can figure a scheme that gets you 100k a month forever? And nobody ever catches on? Just because you get away with it doesn't mean you can pull it off again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524443) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Juan Eighty I would set up some legal structure that allows me to sign any document or take any action on behalf of corporations
alternately I set up a legal marketplace for illegal drugs
the idea is that I'm not getting away with one scheme, but continuously getting away with a the same thing |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: hank_scorpio that's a lot of work to be just a little richer at best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524509) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: hank_scorpio I'd just take the money, none of those are good enough to do anything great with, second would be immune to any physical attacks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524438) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Bill DaWall see thats not a terrible answer. in reality youd end up basically being a youtuber jester with any of these powers anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524457) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: Masturbating Classmate Cr, with the money option, the hypo actually becomes "would you pay $100k/mo for any of these superpowers" And the answer to that is no fuckin way |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Martin Loofah King Money. Then teleport, then calories But money. |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., 8 and its not even close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524459) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Juan Eighty it's "universal" basic income though, everyone is getting 100k in that scenario
:^) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., Wtf, and "adjusted upward for inflation" so everyone's UBI is increasing every second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524464) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Bill DaWall no just him ubi was just an analogy. individual basic income wouldve been a better term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524465) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., Ok, them definitely 8.
However, re 2, can I teleport others along with me? |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Bill DaWall fuck no you cant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524615) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Adrian Dittman #2 by far. it would add tremendously to quality of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524522) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Bill DaWall where would you teleport to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524525) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Adrian Dittman st. louis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524586) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Adrian Dittman go see friends and family at any time
eat fresh and delicious food from wherever
take morning or evening walks in a different beautiful place each day
put on a space suit and check out different places throughout the universe -> heavily monetizable
if i really need money, inside of a bank vault i guess |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: chilmata Home-->work--->home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524631) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: chilmata I have some clarifying questions:
1. How high can I fly? Do I get a warning as I'm approaching the limit like start getting lightheaded or something?
2. Can I teleport other people with me, or things by holding onto them?
3. Is the $100k a month tax free? |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Bill DaWall 1. as high as you want. no warning whatsoever
2. no lmao
3. no lmao |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: chilmata I choose teleport. Would be awesome. Say I'm planning a family vacation to Hawaii, as my wife and kids are getting ready to go to the airport I would be all, "See you there!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524707) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... So in other words, if I teleport somewhere, I land there naked? That seems to make it far less appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524843) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) bad hypo because teleport dominates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524729) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Bill DaWall what would you do with it. it would probably just blow out your dopamine receptors and leave you depressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524743) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Bechor Gadol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524846) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: chilmata And I don't think receiving welfare qualifies as a superpower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524744) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... Teleportation is tempting, and I could probably earn more than $100k per month using that ability if I really wanted. But most likely I would just take the money. Once I have enough money that I could fuck a whore or sugar baby any time I am the slightest bit horny, the marginal utility from any additional money is negligible. $100k per month is enough to afford a nice house nearly anywhere in the world with basically an unlimited amount of pussy, and there's really nothing else I want or need once I have that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524859) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Bill DaWall like being the worlds best doordash driver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524866) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: zesty 8
shit powers id only ever want to be able to control time or be able to convince anyone of anything |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Bill DaWall i thought about mind control but it was only going to be women over 30 and 20 pounds or more overweight and only one at a time but you can have it if you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524869) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: zesty fine id just make them all work and give me all of my money for my asian harem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524877) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Bill DaWall one at a time. wtf are you gonna do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48524881) |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: zesty rich bitch giving me all of her money, rinse repeat
fuck only asian massage parlor sluts |
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Date: January 6th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: the place where there is no darkness invisibility is 180 nonstop raping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659890&forum_id=2:#48525822) |