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The measure of a man is his lawn.
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: Candy Ride It basically takes all factors into account.
If you are rich, pros can just handle it for you.
If you aren't rich, it takes your own hard work. |
Date: April 28th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: hank_scorpio I couldn't respect a man who cares about his lawn any less than a hobo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889358) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: Candy Ride America was built on perfect lawns. Are you Chinese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889363) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: hank_scorpio wrong, america was built well before horseshit lawnmowers from china came over, you must be chinese, we used to let a few darkies trim the nearby surroundings but after that you can't maintain a lawn without cheap chinese shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889372) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: Candy Ride I maintain my lawn with my American blood, sweat, and tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889378) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: hank_scorpio no you have a japanese or german built shitty mower and it makes you a traitor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889395) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I’m the only one on the cul de sac who doesn’t hire out lawn service. I don’t do edging often because I can’t figure out how to load the line without it flinging out or breaking every 20 seconds. I have the worst looking yard on the street, but I keep my grass mowed. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump buy this, retard:
https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-16in-Powerload-String-Trimmer-w-Carbon-Fiber-Shaft-Bare-Tool/5015549783
even an abject retard could reload this one. you just cut the line, pass it straight through the holes and pull it to an equal length on both sides, then hold a button while it winds it for you.
It's strong too. If you have good string, to a certain extent it will slice through shit that you might normally grab shears or a hedge trimmer for.
The best lawn tool I have is this though:
Just trust me, you NEED it. It has so much power that it can do tasks that you normally wouldn't be able to do with a leaf blower. |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: Wes Scantlin If edges are his problem, he’d be much better served with an edger imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889561) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890774) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: Candy Ride Lol at a battery powered leaf blower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890249) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890254) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Traditional Latin ass Edging with a string trimmer is retarded. Get one of those where you can swap the head from trimmer to edger. Milwaukee makes a good one https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/49-16-2718 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889727) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride String is traditional. That's what the pros use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890252) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Beaner shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890477) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: internet g0y it also leaves plastics all over your ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890322) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: theranchman you sure do care a lot about what people "should" do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889572) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:26 AM Author: Drunkard Just put poison on your yard where your kids play because it looks better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48889658) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride My kids and dogs play in my back yard that I don't use chemicals on. The front yard is for the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890259) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: internet g0y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890283) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., i have a gardener but we don't use pesticides/herbicides
have 50 toads in the backyard. last year had 200 baby toads hatch out back..pretty 180 watching them grow (bunch died during winter though)
but i've seen 50 this spring |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: .__________ highly manicured lawn = small limp dick
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i hate lawns. i've overseeded mine with clover every fall. a manicured lawn is a sign a person is soulless and overconcerned with image imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: internet g0y clover is a great cover. I am letting ground ivy cover my backyard its 180 for bees i have a ton of them now and more asthetic than grass to because of all the purpose flowers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890313) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) 180. i keep bees and am a huge faggot about using native plants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890356) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Yes this is the reddit conventional wisdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890479) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i suppose so but i'm not going to cover my lawn with chemicals and shitty grass like a boomer to avoid that association. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890677) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass You don't have to use a single chemical to have a nice lawn mine is all 100% organic and its a rewarding hobby IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890762) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i'm also extremely gay for plants and nature and a law really cuts against that.
gardening and landscaping is a rewarding hobby for me too. i just don't like pristine monoculture lawns.
also my comment about the perfect lawn thing was about the people with stepford wives type lawns. i'm not such a zealot that i ripped mine out. i'm just overseeding it overtime. i still keep it nice and trim, watered, etc. it just doesn't look like a golf course.
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker lol @ you subdivision lawnmos cucking for the HOA and your faggy chink and desi neighbors. I live on acreage and there's no way to make any of this look perfect (and most of it isn't visible from the street anyway) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: blow off some steam Lawn care is a psyop to make Mexicans seem useful (they’re not) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890302) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: OldHLSDude My lawn is expansive, 6 acres out of 40. I have it maintained by a landscaping service. They charge about $300/week, plus occasional extras for shrub trimming, mulch, etc. The asparagus bed and veggie garden are my exclusive domain, however. I also have the landscapers leave me about 30 minutes of mowing so I don't get out of practice. I mow the road frontage and walking trails.
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Ever have sex outdoors in it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890607) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: OldHLSDude No. Haven't had sex outdoors since grad school. Nearly got destroyed by sand fleas on the beach. Used to use the golf course at night in HS. Chiggers were a menace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890655) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: stock market Yeah especially with the loud rap mus—oh, CHIGGERS. Yeah can’t stand those either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890661) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Can I come have sex in your asparagus garden? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890683) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: OldHLSDude Sure. The stalks are kind of skinny but I guess there are a few you can sit on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890855) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: hank_scorpio this is peak boomer, why in the ever living fuck would you want 6 acres of lawn? You might as well go out back every week and dump a few gallons of gas out and light it on fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890679) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: OldHLSDude If I didn't have lawn it would be a weed field. I left the lawn lines pretty where the previous owner had them. Looks nice. About 12 acres is in cultivation. The remainder is either woods, lake, or overgrown pasture. When I mowed it the whole thing it took about 5 hours, including prep and clean up time. Not everything is an economic decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890684) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: hank_scorpio it isn't about the money, it is the waste of resources, the world is worse off for you destroying grass every week for no fucking reason at all, you don't even set foot on more than a quarter acre I guarantee and a meadow is a much better thing than a fucking lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890694) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Dude let it be. His house is nice. I liked the aesthetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890698) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: hank_scorpio that's my entire point, retarded boomers blowing money on grass because they think long grass is somehow bad, when it isn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890704) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Humans innately love fresh cut grass because after animals came through and grazed the savannah it was safe to walk in because u could see snakes and lions and shit. Stop being a reddit fedora atheist.
Tall grass in some faggot suburban enclave just becomes subsidized housing for rodents which attracts snakes and other pests. Heaven forbid people want a place for their ipad kids to run around and play lol |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: hank_scorpio you mean habitat for wildlife and insects that a necessary for the entire ecosystem? yes, yes it does and your children can only play over a few square feet, not acres |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: OldHLSDude In case you are unfamiliar with meadows, they also have to mowed and maintained. Otherwise they become overgrown with brambles and shit. Eventually they will become woods (30-40 years). You can also maintain them by grazing them, but that requires care of livestock. If you just think you can just sit and look at for all eternity you are in for a shock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890750) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: hank_scorpio brother I have bushhogged more acreage than you will ever see, I grew up on over a thousand acres, you can mow once a year and be fine for pasture, and brambles are nicer looking than mowed grass tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890756) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: OldHLSDude I have both and the contrast is nice. I hope you feel better soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890765) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: hank_scorpio that still doesn't justify 6 acres of wasted gasoline, work should result in something of value, not literally nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890768) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:22 PM Author: OldHLSDude Diesel, actually. Hmm. If so, how do you explain the legal profession? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890794) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: hank_scorpio you said it was mowed lawn, diesel lawnmowers are not a thing, if you're having it bushhogged that is a very different thing and it isn't a lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890797) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: OldHLSDude Landscapers have diesel powered ZTR mowers. I have a diesel tractor with a belly finish mower. I also have a bushhog, but that is not for regular lawn maintenance, just cutting down heavy stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890836) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: hank_scorpio lol, having one of those half assed tractors that have a mowing deck is even more peak boomer, just an enormous waste of everyone's time and money, and then you still hire the job done so you might as well have lit it all on fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890845) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass I have a wildflower meadow and it has to be burned every other year alternating fall and spring and you can't let it go fallow or nitrophilic weeds will quickly take over. You can't graze it because all the animal waste put back into the soil will enrich it too much. Anti lawn people think their suburban lawn of heavily compacted soil dotted with dandelions is saving bees and owning their asshole republican dad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890819) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: hank_scorpio dood, nothing has to be burned every other year, you can just not do that, and the burning is probably increasing the weeds, grass needs time to outcompete other things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890829) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Native Wildflower meadows here need calcareous dry soil, the fire is 100% needed, these species adapted to a fire regime and many can't germinate without it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890858) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: hank_scorpio I'm not aware of any meadows that naturally burn every year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890871) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) you should maintain a respectable garden, have some chickens or ducks, bee boxes, gorgeous wildflowers everywhere LOL at lawncucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890716) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: OldHLSDude Have a nice garden and wildflowers. No animals. Tried that. Sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890743) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: lex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890770) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: internet g0y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48891057) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:19 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax doing aesthetic yardwork is *so fucking gay* much more so than cooking and cleaning which are actually practical. if you do yardwork do it in such a way that you cut down on future work. stuff like taking down trees so you dont have to rake leaves later. but just preening a lawn is the worst kind of GC faggottry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890787) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: .__________ women assign yard work to the manhusband because yard work is gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890809) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: OldHLSDude My Amish neighbors seem to have the wives doing all the lawn mowing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890840) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: .__________ amish manhusbands are assigned horse-shoeing and barn-raising which are both exceedingly gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48890872) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: stock market It’s 175 functional exercise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48891059) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Well-groomed yards are fucking retarded. Especially those shitheads in places like AZ who use water to turn desert into patches of grass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48891065) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., CR the amount of grass in AZ is ridic...it gets to be 120 degrees out there
honestly dont' even know why people live in AZ |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: Q/ If you’re a lawn cuck and let another man mow your grass you’re surely getting cucked elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2:#48891110) |