\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

You might be in Biglaw IF. . .' *Jeff Foxworthy voice*

...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be i...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
Coiffed school sneaky criminal
  06/22/17
Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!
Thirsty violet public bath main people
  11/15/14
...
blue irradiated hall friendly grandma
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
...
Thirsty violet public bath main people
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
...
Coiffed school sneaky criminal
  08/30/17
"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
...
Thirsty violet public bath main people
  11/15/14
...
Histrionic Locale Giraffe
  11/21/14
...
Navy idea he suggested menage
  12/23/15
"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner,...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
lol
Vigorous bearded theatre
  11/15/14
...
Stimulating stag film
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
Arousing legend house
  11/15/14
...
Learning Disabled Whorehouse
  11/16/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
...
Flatulent apoplectic half-breed
  06/22/17
...
saffron dashing codepig international law enforcement agency
  08/19/18
...
Harsh shimmering dysfunction
  06/05/19
"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in ba...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
electric hairless genital piercing
  11/15/14
...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
...
Insane field
  11/15/14
KIRKLAND SHATTERS
aphrodisiac coral goyim orchestra pit
  11/16/14
...
Insane field
  03/29/15
If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MI...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
lol, very good
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
...
Flatulent apoplectic half-breed
  06/22/17
If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work ...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
...
disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den
  11/15/14
...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...
disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den
  11/15/14
lol
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
WILL'R DO
Outnumbered selfie
  11/15/14
180
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/sto...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
...
Vigorous bearded theatre
  11/15/14
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  11/15/14
...
Navy idea he suggested menage
  11/15/14
...
Insane field
  11/15/14
180
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
cracking gunner kitty cat
  11/15/14
...
Pink internal respiration
  11/16/14
180
Aqua infuriating abode windowlicker
  11/16/14
180
Laughsome Slippery Meetinghouse Pozpig
  11/20/14
...
copper pit dog poop
  11/21/14
180
Crimson Comical Bbw University
  09/16/15
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  12/03/15
...
Abusive chapel
  12/03/15
jfc never change, xo
sepia bull headed market
  12/03/15
...
Navy idea he suggested menage
  12/23/15
...
Abusive chapel
  04/11/16
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  04/11/16
...
Flatulent apoplectic half-breed
  06/22/17
...
Dead sickened address
  12/14/17
...
Hyperactive Site
  03/21/18
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  05/14/20
...
Curious stage immigrant
  09/18/20
...
Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets
  09/18/20
"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechani...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
gold roommate
  09/14/15
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CO...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
lol
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
...
Startling Preventive Strike Messiness
  11/15/14
"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and ...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
razzle-dazzle aquamarine gaming laptop
  12/10/18
If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MO...
aromatic therapy
  11/15/14
"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500...
Vigorous bearded theatre
  11/15/14
...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
...
peach step-uncle's house
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
electric hairless genital piercing
  11/15/14
...
Learning Disabled Whorehouse
  11/16/14
...
tan school cafeteria candlestick maker
  03/21/18
If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
lol
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  11/15/14
...
copper pit dog poop
  11/15/14
...
Violent Station Faggot Firefighter
  11/15/14
...
Learning Disabled Whorehouse
  11/16/14
...
mind-boggling institution
  09/17/15
...
Clear puppy
  06/22/17
...
Hyperactive Site
  06/22/17
If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're n...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
...
bright senate death wish
  11/15/14
if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
...
gay rough-skinned home
  02/06/18
If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT wa...
aromatic therapy
  11/15/14
If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at ...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
goddamn this hits close
Startling Preventive Strike Messiness
  11/15/14
So true
Spectacular Cobalt Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/15/14
If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not ...
passionate temple chad
  11/15/14
The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT...
aromatic therapy
  11/15/14
If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled sta...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
Epic
disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den
  11/15/14
...
Insane field
  11/15/14
...
Amethyst Metal Lodge Stock Car
  11/15/14
i think we've all been here
Trip azure box office
  11/15/14
this.
Irate pisswyrm
  11/15/14
...
Impressive shrine cuck
  11/15/14
This hits home
insanely creepy autistic coldplay fan
  12/02/14
...
lilac high-end newt
  03/29/15
...
Insane field
  03/29/15
...
180 pervert
  08/05/15
Lol
Vivacious mediation
  06/22/17
...
mind-boggling institution
  01/24/20
...
Curious stage immigrant
  09/18/20
...
mind-boggling institution
  01/08/25
If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper y...
Hairraiser ticket booth place of business
  11/15/14
...
aromatic therapy
  11/15/14
IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AI...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
Yes.
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and yo...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you...
Hairraiser ticket booth place of business
  11/15/14
...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
Glittery indigo boltzmann
  12/14/17
...
Low-t Stain Spot
  01/24/20
...
Wonderful Offensive State
  05/14/20
If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might...
aromatic therapy
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
salmon theater police squad
  11/15/14
...
copper pit dog poop
  11/21/14
If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGH...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
...
fiercely-loyal degenerate brunch
  03/29/15
...
Dead sickened address
  12/14/17
...
mind-boggling institution
  11/15/14
This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely ...
Tantric transparent parlour macaca
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo re...
Talented Affirmative Action Masturbator
  11/21/14
...
copper pit dog poop
  03/29/15
If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . y...
Insane field
  11/15/14
I like this
gay rough-skinned home
  11/15/14
This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuf...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
Vigorous bearded theatre
  11/15/14
...
Flatulent apoplectic half-breed
  06/22/17
If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're N...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
copper pit dog poop
  11/15/14
...
Violent Station Faggot Firefighter
  11/15/14
...
Violent Station Faggot Firefighter
  11/16/14
...
lilac high-end newt
  03/29/15
If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig mach...
Trip azure box office
  11/15/14
If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you migh...
Insane field
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never a...
contagious cocky crackhouse
  11/15/14
...
Trip azure box office
  11/15/14
If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check y...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
Holy shit 180
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  11/15/14
best in thread
Violent Station Faggot Firefighter
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
...
Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets
  06/22/17
...
Flatulent apoplectic half-breed
  06/22/17
...
bistre azn
  12/14/17
If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you mig...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhanci...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't wor...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  11/15/14
fuck, I'm turning 40 soon
blue irradiated hall friendly grandma
  11/16/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/17/15
If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be i...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/15/14
...
passionate temple chad
  11/15/14
If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret ...
Sapphire razzle cruise ship kitty
  11/15/14
...
Insane field
  11/15/14
If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making...
gay rough-skinned home
  11/16/14
...
marvelous boistinker
  11/16/14
...
Hairraiser ticket booth place of business
  11/16/14
If your significant other does not ask when you are coming h...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/20/14
...
idiotic swashbuckling rehab old irish cottage
  11/20/14
If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, yo...
Bisexual Foreskin Rigor
  11/20/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around...
alcoholic dopamine water buffalo
  11/20/14
this is my favorite so far
gay rough-skinned home
  11/20/14
If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing t...
alcoholic dopamine water buffalo
  11/21/14
lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect
Citrine turdskin
  11/21/14
...
Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets
  06/22/17
...
Curious stage immigrant
  09/18/20
If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not b...
alcoholic dopamine water buffalo
  11/21/14
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's f...
Talented Affirmative Action Masturbator
  11/21/14
If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse ...
mind-boggling institution
  11/21/14
If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a P...
alcoholic dopamine water buffalo
  11/21/14
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listenin...
heady rusted keepsake machete
  11/21/14
If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few month...
alcoholic dopamine water buffalo
  11/21/14
I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left beh...
Insane field
  03/29/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  12/02/14
...
Vigorous bearded theatre
  01/28/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  02/11/15
...
beady-eyed snowy laser beams native
  03/29/15
If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in co...
galvanic sex offender
  03/29/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  03/29/15
...
Arrogant olive set round eye
  08/05/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  09/14/15
If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, y...
chartreuse nursing home pocket flask
  09/14/15
...
Stirring Stage
  10/09/15
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  12/03/15
If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolon...
Topaz Parlor
  09/16/15
pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons tha...
Racy bearded point
  09/16/15
...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction* *begins ...
Topaz Parlor
  06/22/17
...
Disrespectful greedy plaza useless brakes
  06/22/17
If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace o...
lavender pontificating lettuce
  09/16/15
...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out...
Topaz Parlor
  09/16/15
...
Vivacious mediation
  10/09/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  02/12/17
If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
...
lavender pontificating lettuce
  09/16/15
...
Exhilarant business firm potus
  12/23/15
If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay ...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's littl...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask...
Brass Motley Circlehead Center
  09/16/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  09/16/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  12/23/15
...
mind-boggling institution
  04/11/16
...
Arrogant olive set round eye
  10/13/16
...
mind-boggling institution
  06/22/17
...
mind-boggling institution
  02/06/18
...
mind-boggling institution
  07/25/18
...
Charismatic coffee pot toaster
  12/09/18
If your boss is always asking "where are we on this,&qu...
Iridescent ceo
  08/23/19
...
Iridescent ceo
  08/23/19
If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's...
Iridescent ceo
  08/23/19
If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile...
Iridescent ceo
  08/23/19
...
razzle-dazzle aquamarine gaming laptop
  09/18/20
...
saffron dashing codepig international law enforcement agency
  09/18/20
excellent
bonkers theater stage personal credit line
  09/18/20
...
beady-eyed snowy laser beams native
  01/19/25


Poast new message in this thread


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722471)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722477)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: bright senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722488)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Coiffed school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620606)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Thirsty violet public bath main people

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722478)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: blue irradiated hall friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724022)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441081)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722484)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Thirsty violet public bath main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441085)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Coiffed school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34104154)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722495)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722501)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Thirsty violet public bath main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722502)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Locale Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766458)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Navy idea he suggested menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441351)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722500)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous bearded theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722550)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Stimulating stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722863)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724034)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Arousing legend house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725023)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734121)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441086)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flatulent apoplectic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620667)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: saffron dashing codepig international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#36645990)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Harsh shimmering dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38344005)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722509)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: electric hairless genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724878)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725001)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725158)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coral goyim orchestra pit

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26730239)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576506)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722525)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722542)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441088)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flatulent apoplectic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620671)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722572)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722576)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: bright senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722585)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722573)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722584)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered selfie

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722583)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722587)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722603)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722618)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723746)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Navy idea he suggested menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723818)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724028)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724039)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: cracking gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Pink internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729372)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Aqua infuriating abode windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734244)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Slippery Meetinghouse Pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760824)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: copper pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766430)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Bbw University

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765980)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298061)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Abusive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298080)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: sepia bull headed market

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29301199)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Navy idea he suggested menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441354)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Abusive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247610)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247616)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flatulent apoplectic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620673)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Dead sickened address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923417)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35655721)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40208168)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Curious stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943949)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722592)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: gold roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28753075)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441092)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722593)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722600)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722596)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Startling Preventive Strike Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722875)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: bright senate death wish

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722608)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#37380873)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic therapy

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722609)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous bearded theatre

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722614)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bright senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722617)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722730)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724071)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: electric hairless genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724891)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734154)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: tan school cafeteria candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35655556)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722622)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722631)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722638)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723756)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: copper pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726472)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Violent Station Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726741)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734157)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28774637)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Clear puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615964)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620661)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722641)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: bright senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722644)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722651)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441098)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35338469)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic therapy

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722654)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722662)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Startling Preventive Strike Messiness

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722880)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Twinkling Uncleanness

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724904)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: passionate temple chad

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722663)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722702)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic therapy

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722682)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722716)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: disturbing mewling liquid oxygen den

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722766)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724026)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Metal Lodge Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724191)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Trip azure box office

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724224)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Irate pisswyrm

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725511)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Impressive shrine cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725817)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy autistic coldplay fan

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26843095)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: lilac high-end newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576483)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576488)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: 180 pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28481316)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious mediation

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620007)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#39482896)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Curious stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943366)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 8th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#48532329)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth place of business

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722738)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: aromatic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722758)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722783)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722776)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722785)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth place of business

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722781)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722786)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724044)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery indigo boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923543)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Low-t Stain Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#39482943)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Offensive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40208147)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: aromatic therapy

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722795)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724068)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: salmon theater police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726733)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: copper pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766438)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722856)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576536)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Dead sickened address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923423)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723726)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Tantric transparent parlour macaca

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723802)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724065)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Masturbator

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766878)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: copper pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27577185)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Insane field

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724035)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724604)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724610)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Vigorous bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724846)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Flatulent apoplectic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620675)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724062)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: copper pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726498)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Violent Station Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726770)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Violent Station Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26731743)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: lilac high-end newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576490)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Trip azure box office

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724650)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Insane field

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724680)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724718)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: contagious cocky crackhouse

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724734)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Trip azure box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725061)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725072)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725822)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Violent Station Faggot Firefighter

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726777)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441135)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620660)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Flatulent apoplectic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620676)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: bistre azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923579)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725070)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725087)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725125)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: blue irradiated hall friendly grandma

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28774623)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: passionate temple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725836)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Sapphire razzle cruise ship kitty

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725190)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Insane field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725810)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729080)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26731737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760798)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: idiotic swashbuckling rehab old irish cottage

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761079)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Foreskin Rigor

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760847)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441117)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: alcoholic dopamine water buffalo

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761313)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: gay rough-skinned home

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761565)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: alcoholic dopamine water buffalo

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766054)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine turdskin

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766702)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flickering Trailer Park Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620665)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Curious stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943377)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: alcoholic dopamine water buffalo

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766138)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766037)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Masturbator

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766906)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766963)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: alcoholic dopamine water buffalo

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767156)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: heady rusted keepsake machete

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767264)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: alcoholic dopamine water buffalo

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767278)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Insane field

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26843059)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Vigorous bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27205257)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27296038)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed snowy laser beams native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576407)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: galvanic sex offender

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27577202)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27578568)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Arrogant olive set round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28481282)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28752928)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: chartreuse nursing home pocket flask

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28752966)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Stirring Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28933149)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298042)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Topaz Parlor

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765947)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Racy bearded point

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765971)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765975)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Topaz Parlor

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615935)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful greedy plaza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620604)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: lavender pontificating lettuce

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765991)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Topaz Parlor

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766006)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Vivacious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28935775)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#32606513)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765999)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: lavender pontificating lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766009)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441132)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766005)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766026)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Brass Motley Circlehead Center

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766032)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766046)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29440801)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247606)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Arrogant olive set round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#31630124)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615649)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35337496)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#36495823)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Charismatic coffee pot toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#37380335)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent ceo

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731749)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Iridescent ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731855)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Iridescent ceo

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731893)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Iridescent ceo

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731903)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943342)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: saffron dashing codepig international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943350)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: bonkers theater stage personal credit line

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40944573)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed snowy laser beams native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#48565222)