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how much would someone have to pay you to stand outside of madison square garden

at 12 noon and eat an 8-piece bucket of bone-in chicken ever...
Covid was a Hoax
  03/20/25
hold on so you get money, and free chicken every day 4 life
whoopsy flamingo
  03/20/25
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metapoaster
  03/20/25
yeah but you have to show up and live in nyc. also its kinda...
Covid was a Hoax
  03/20/25
What would happen if one of the pieces didn't contain a bone...
boiroast tp
  03/20/25
as long as you didnt cheat its fine.
Covid was a Hoax
  03/20/25
I believe OP is asking how much you would pay for the unlimi...
Jason Genova
  03/21/25
Wow what a hypo
....;;;;;;.;;.;.;.;;.;..;;;......;.;;.;.;.;;;;..
  03/20/25
k but whats your #
Covid was a Hoax
  03/20/25
That part of town is a fucking dump and the homeless will fi...
boiroast tp
  03/20/25
you think the homeless will try to steal the chicken? youd b...
Covid was a Hoax
  03/20/25
I don't want to sound racist but black people enjoy fried ch...
boiroast tp
  03/20/25
...
whoopsy flamingo
  03/20/25
Some are smart like crows and would return to the same spot ...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  03/20/25
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state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/20/25
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Faggottini
  03/20/25
aren't there cops standing around that area pretty much all ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  03/21/25
if security is such a dealbreaker you can just add $ to hire...
Cumbutt
  03/21/25
there's no amount of money i would accept to do this
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,
  03/20/25
Every day for the rest of your life lmfao
boiroast tp
  03/20/25
I don't think I would agree to do this for any amount of mon...
saibaman
  03/20/25
eating 8 bone-in wings a day wouldn't be too tough. having ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  03/21/25
(post smells like duck sauce) a single "wing" (...
Cumbutt
  03/21/25
thank for that insight, Cumbutt tp
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  03/21/25
if you decide you want out at any point in your life do you ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  03/21/25
Id do it for $100M. Only have two weeks to leave NYC each ye...
bigtree
  03/21/25
But where would I get $1 million?
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  03/21/25
this is an extremely well crafted hypo. every city in Americ...
Cumbutt
  03/21/25
More interesting version of the hypo would be for how long w...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/21/25
Edit to add: The noon requirement is also quite restrictive...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/21/25


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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

at 12 noon and eat an 8-piece bucket of bone-in chicken every day for the rest of your life if:

1. the chicken is free and you can choose who to get it from, can be roasted, fried, braised, dark meat, white meat whatever but it has to be bone-in.

2. you have to stand up while you do it

3. you have to pick the bones clean

4. you can have two weeks per year of sick days if you dont show up but thats it.

5. you have to pay taxes on the money

6. you can pick which corner/location outside of MSG you want to use each day

asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766286)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: whoopsy flamingo

hold on so you get money, and free chicken every day 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766287)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: metapoaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766291)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

yeah but you have to show up and live in nyc. also its kinda gross gobbling bone in chicken on the sidewalk but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766293)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: boiroast tp

What would happen if one of the pieces didn't contain a bone. Like just straight up funky chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766304)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

as long as you didnt cheat its fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766307)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Jason Genova

I believe OP is asking how much you would pay for the unlimited chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768274)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: ....;;;;;;.;;.;.;.;;.;..;;;......;.;;.;.;.;;;;..


Wow what a hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766295)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

k but whats your #

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766300)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: boiroast tp

That part of town is a fucking dump and the homeless will figure out your story really fast, so I'm thinking this is a difficult thing to accomplish.

There's kind of an alley thing next to msg that has a subway entrance and it's the least sketchy place in that area.

8 pieces is kind of a lot tbh.

So I guess 40 thousand dollars a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766303)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

you think the homeless will try to steal the chicken? youd basically look like a disgusting lunatic and theyd probably leave you alone right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766305)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: boiroast tp

I don't want to sound racist but black people enjoy fried chicken. They would be all over you. Some are smart like crows and would return to the same spot the next day. That requires some additional compensation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766323)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: whoopsy flamingo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766471)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766518)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766519)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766537)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


aren't there cops standing around that area pretty much all the time? Just find one and stand next to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768578)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

if security is such a dealbreaker you can just add $ to hire private security into what it would take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768603)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,


there's no amount of money i would accept to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766512)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: boiroast tp

Every day for the rest of your life lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766689)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: saibaman

I don't think I would agree to do this for any amount of money. What's the point of having money if I'm just standing on the sidewalk every day eating excessive amounts of chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48766521)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


eating 8 bone-in wings a day wouldn't be too tough. having to cart your ass to msg every day would be a pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768208)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

(post smells like duck sauce)

a single "wing" (i.e. half of a complete wing) is not a "piece" of chicken. an 8 piece is an entire chicken (2x breast, 2x thighs, 2x drums, 2x whole wings). and it's the smallest piece still. 16 wings seems like fighting the hypo. all white and all dark were the options. all white is 4x breast with wing, all dark is 4x leg and thigh. you can't sub out two breasts for 8 wings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768583)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


thank for that insight, Cumbutt tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48769349)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


if you decide you want out at any point in your life do you get executed or something? do the two weeks of sick days carry over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768203)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: bigtree

Id do it for $100M. Only have two weeks to leave NYC each year rest of my life, but I could give 50M to my children and enjoy what remains of my life with 50M in nyc.

I have a job that requires an hour a day (including commute) of mild displeasure

Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768237)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


But where would I get $1 million?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768294)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

this is an extremely well crafted hypo. every city in America with black people has hundreds of people that pay to do this every day. chicken bones on the ground everywhere, just picking chicken on the street and tossing the bones. yet it's something white people would need millions to do.

without the option of quitting i don't think i would ever do it. even for infinite money, i would have to stay within range of MSG 50 weeks a year. an 8 piece chicken is a days worth of calories, so aside from the veggies and stuff that's pretty much all i could eat. the lack of variety would be horrible, plus needing to OMAD in one sitting every day. on top of that there's the health and longevity hit, and I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth that. even the luxuries of being as a billionaire in MFH doesn't outweigh this compared to being some are country prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48768599)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

More interesting version of the hypo would be for how long would you engage in this behavior if it paid [$50K] per month.

This version where you can never leave NYC again and have to spend your life eating 750 calories of fried chicken outdoors in winter and summer weather extremes is just not that good of a game. I think it would take a few billion to make this worthwhile, which isn’t a very interesting answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48769319)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Edit to add: The noon requirement is also quite restrictive. It hems you in every morning to just doing stuff near mid-town so that you never miss your lunch appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5697251&forum_id=2:#48769417)