RIP Airport Lounges (2005-2025)
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth
These places have become fucking pathetic. So much trash in flip flops and sweatpants. Ridiculous rules limiting how long you can be there. Shit food. People trying to eat actual lunch/dinner for free. They have become pathetic and unusable.
How long until someone opens pay for service premium lounges in high-traffic locations? (Like Zero Bond to stay away from proles as long as possible when flying.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48741952) |
Date: March 12th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Prole tell: not realizing what you proposed already exists
https://reserveps.com/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48741986) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
(guy helping himself to second plate of chicken tikka masala in centurion lounge, hoping no one notices the cookies in his pockets)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742280) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Hoping nobody notices? Who cares. I shamelessly raid these lounges with whatever I can and don’t give a fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742294) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
I could easily afford it as an occasional splurge but I don’t have CSLG money such that I could fly monthly and do it and not even care and I’d never waste my money
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743061) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I was just in a United lounge that was 100% full. Grabbed the last seat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742024) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
United lounge is now a prole zoo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742055) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Last trip in Houston it was fine. Had nice work desk and no other people around me. This time in Dallas it was dystopian.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742069) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
Sadly AmEx still has the best food options in lounges. (Tbf haven't yet been to a DeltaOne lounge.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742133) |
Date: March 12th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.
Credit card lounges have been prole trash for a while now—Priority Pass became shit once Chase Sapphire Reserve took off around 2016. As airlines have shifted to selling first class seats for cash instead of reserving for frequent fliers, their lounges have degraded too. Plenty of proles can afford $800 first class transcon tickets.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742117) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
If you're really not prole then you're flying private anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742122) |
Date: March 12th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: ..........................................
Now imagine how much MORE prole the non-lounge, sbarros dinner, non-tsaprecheck, non-global entry, economy basic, sitting next to two kids separated 15 rows from their parents, boarding group 99, no meal service, frontier airlines four-hour delay, broken lavatories, fist fights between passengers, Haitian gate agents talking about you in their native tongue experience must be if what you described is already considered a "zoo."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742283) |
Date: March 12th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
If you have that much money why don't you all just get a table at a steakhouse and order a drink and a burger?
I don't get the people who plot and plan on credit cards with $800 fees in order to sit in some designated lounge because there's "free" food.
Just use that money to pay for the food you want when its convenient.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742369) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
It's obviously just for strivers who like the "exclusivity" and love the idea of a velvet rope that will actually let them in (even though its not because they're a cool celeb, its because they are expert little consumers with their credit cards).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742409)
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,:
I sat next to a sleeping William Shatner in a Delta lounge (Detroit) last year; my wife kept glaring at him because his phone alarm kept going off every nine minutes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742692) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: sealclubber
if you have that much money, you want the experience
it's why country clubs exist
vip rooms and vip tickets
the problem is that lounges can make more money if they lower their standards
so
they lower their standards
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742399) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:07 AM Author: sealclubber
people who max out their cc so they can pretend to be better than proles
i like the lounges. i think they are stupid, but i can eat and drink and justify the lounge vs the applebees out in the prole part of the airport (not by much)
it's not really 'hanging out', but having layovers that last over an hour.
people in the lounges just leave their shit and go get food. that doesn't happen in the main areas. it's not all that dissimilar to tsa pre check
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742787)
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:10 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
You’re talking to an xo black and white moron. Obviously he’s being dense
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743062) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Can you even take a table up for 3 hours at an airport restaurant?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742468) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
you're talking to a classic black and white xo moron
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742554) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
You also won't always get a direct flight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
As much as possible.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742689) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
ive been told u fart cum out of ur asshole, but as to the substance of ur poast, the subway is horrifying as john rocker noted 25 years ago, and most of us have grown up and moved out of mfh and would avoid the subway like the plague now
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743071) |
Date: March 13th, 2025 5:10 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...
Some international lounges are still pretty good. Abu Dhabi and Istanbul come to mind
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743039) |
Date: March 13th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: internet g0y
I have been in several lounges in the US and they all suck. I didn't get the point of them. I thought maybe I was missing something so did it a couple times. Not worth it at all.
I was in a lounge in Tokyo airport and it was awesome. Great food, not crowded, showers that were well kept.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743263) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
JAL curry is 180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743307) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
the massaji has a long wait, but well worth it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743324) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I spent some time in Lufthansa first class lounge. it was sWeet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48744539) |
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