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RIP Airport Lounges (2005-2025)
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth These places have become fucking pathetic. So much trash in flip flops and sweatpants. Ridiculous rules limiting how long you can be there. Shit food. People trying to eat actual lunch/dinner for free. They have become pathetic and unusable.
How long until someone opens pay for service premium lounges in high-traffic locations? (Like Zero Bond to stay away from proles as long as possible when flying.) |
Date: March 12th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Prole tell: not realizing what you proposed already exists
https://reserveps.com/ |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: cpap It's insane how this shit needs to keep being made because the other shit gets flooded with minorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742038) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: blind deaf mute Ugh, I'm not sure I can justify this. I'm pretty spendthrift and not super poor but this is pricey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742269) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,: (guy helping himself to second plate of chicken tikka masala in centurion lounge, hoping no one notices the cookies in his pockets) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742280) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Hoping nobody notices? Who cares. I shamelessly raid these lounges with whatever I can and don’t give a fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742294) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Non sequitur Loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743304) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743822) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: little man Did this once and it’s 180. Drove my car right up to the building on the other side of LAX (they detailed it while I was away) and had my own private room with TV and bathroom. Fully stocked with every kind of alcohol, candy, and snack you can imagine (you can take it all with you if you want). Then got a private car to drive us across runways to plane, walked up stairs, and was escorted to front of line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742365) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: daniel gay luis Zero chance you will ever be able to afford this you prole kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742440) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:09 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., I could easily afford it as an occasional splurge but I don’t have CSLG money such that I could fly monthly and do it and not even care and I’d never waste my money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743061) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: neurotic comptroller Male travel shrew cares a lot about the price of "airport travel lounges" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743264) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: UN peacekeeper saytp 'amex'. legacy airline lounges are still the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742004) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I was just in a United lounge that was 100% full. Grabbed the last seat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742024) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, United lounge is now a prole zoo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742055) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Last trip in Houston it was fine. Had nice work desk and no other people around me. This time in Dallas it was dystopian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742069) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742071) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,: Sadly AmEx still has the best food options in lounges. (Tbf haven't yet been to a DeltaOne lounge.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742133) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth I am in Centurion and Delta LGA lounge multiple times per week. They suck ass now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742372) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Ass Sunstein By the time you find the lounge and carry your shit over there, a lot of times it's more trouble than it's worth. I just sit with the proles now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742046) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,. Credit card lounges have been prole trash for a while now—Priority Pass became shit once Chase Sapphire Reserve took off around 2016. As airlines have shifted to selling first class seats for cash instead of reserving for frequent fliers, their lounges have degraded too. Plenty of proles can afford $800 first class transcon tickets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742117) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. If you're really not prole then you're flying private anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742122) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742238) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) Flying is just an abysmal experience that reminds you humanity should be exterminated ASAP. When I returned from Jamaica recently I was ready to never see another airport for 20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742270) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: .......................................... Now imagine how much MORE prole the non-lounge, sbarros dinner, non-tsaprecheck, non-global entry, economy basic, sitting next to two kids separated 15 rows from their parents, boarding group 99, no meal service, frontier airlines four-hour delay, broken lavatories, fist fights between passengers, Haitian gate agents talking about you in their native tongue experience must be if what you described is already considered a "zoo." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742283) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Unakite Thirteen Hotel 69 (Lolhaha) Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742310) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742697) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742729) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743074) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: rick'claim panama (1) jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743249) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743309) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Who the fuck cares. I fly like 1-3x per year. I don't give a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742298) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth I was at an airport 6 of the last 7 days. It’s like this about 4-6 weeks a year for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742379) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:03 AM Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!) How can your morbidly obese ass fit through an airplane door? Fucking fagg0t. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743060) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:45 AM Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos He is NOT obese, he is just temporarily overweight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743076) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:57 AM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743080) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Prolemobiler as someone who has literally never been in one, why would they *not* be pathetic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742367) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, If you have that much money why don't you all just get a table at a steakhouse and order a drink and a burger?
I don't get the people who plot and plan on credit cards with $800 fees in order to sit in some designated lounge because there's "free" food.
Just use that money to pay for the food you want when its convenient. |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: Prolemobiler better yet just use the money to buy a house closer to the airport so youre not sitting in domestic lounges at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742373) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth What steakhouses do you recommend at LGA or DCA, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742382) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:24 PM Author: hank_scorpio there are zero airports in the USA where you cannot easily sit down in some corner and get an overpriced beer and a burger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742390) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, It's obviously just for strivers who like the "exclusivity" and love the idea of a velvet rope that will actually let them in (even though its not because they're a cool celeb, its because they are expert little consumers with their credit cards).
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: .,.,.,,,..;;:..,;,.;,.,::,: I sat next to a sleeping William Shatner in a Delta lounge (Detroit) last year; my wife kept glaring at him because his phone alarm kept going off every nine minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742692) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: sealclubber if you have that much money, you want the experience it's why country clubs exist vip rooms and vip tickets the problem is that lounges can make more money if they lower their standards so they lower their standards |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: hank_scorpio if you want an experience fly private, if you're maxxing cc points to sit in a differnt chair in the same fucking airport you're a lame individual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742405) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: sealclubber have you ever been in a lounge? i haven't often, but i have. they provide something the ghetto regular experience doesn't gotta say if you think paying for a private airplane is okay, but not for a lounge, then you are being dense. these are steps on a ladder |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: hank_scorpio I have like once and I don't doubt that some are much nicer than the airport but I just do not believe anybody should be hanging out at the airport and fundamentally if you have to be stuck you will be drinking and staring at your phone so really who the fuck cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742718) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:07 AM Author: sealclubber people who max out their cc so they can pretend to be better than proles i like the lounges. i think they are stupid, but i can eat and drink and justify the lounge vs the applebees out in the prole part of the airport (not by much) it's not really 'hanging out', but having layovers that last over an hour. people in the lounges just leave their shit and go get food. that doesn't happen in the main areas. it's not all that dissimilar to tsa pre check
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:10 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., You’re talking to an xo black and white moron. Obviously he’s being dense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743062) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Can you even take a table up for 3 hours at an airport restaurant? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742468) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: hank_scorpio if you care about this you had better be some sort of salesman who is always on the road, otherwise you're a fucking retard who sucks at getting to the airport at a reasonable time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742370) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: Prolemobiler *some sort of salesman from 2012 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742377) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: hank_scorpio it is ridiculous but there is no reason to be anguishing in airports unless you are being shuttled around endlessly to pitch something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742385) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: Prolemobiler i think that stuff is mostly gays and women now. and even then its gotta be like 1% of travelers. the "george clooney traveling around for important business racking up points" thing doesnt jive with people whining about halfassed airport lounge nacho cheese in 2025. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742414) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:24 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth Flights get cancelled or delayed. Depositions end early and other flight options are booked up. Plenty of reasons people end up at the airport for hours on end.
Also, in NYC if I have an 11 am flight I just go to the airport after dropping the kids off at school. Why would I risk missing a flight due to traffic if I can email from the airport same as home? |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: hank_scorpio so you are indeed a retard, it isn't that hard to get to LGA, especially for an 11 am flight jfc that is like the easiest possible flight to make if something ends early you can just...not go to the airport or if you insist on doing so just go to a restaurant, delays suck but caring about how nice the lounge across the airport you might get to sit in and drink the same shitty beer in is weird |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Mud If you got a dep that ended early, you gotta get wine drunk and order a cheese plat at a wine bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742416) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., you're talking to a classic black and white xo moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742554) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:09 AM Author: sealclubber you are a faggot pumo and hank has a moniker i don't like white knighting for anyone, but lol at any lamefuck pussy pumo going on the offense and i don't even agree with him on this point |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. You also won't always get a direct flight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: LathamTouchedMe Yeah, it’s weird. The same people talking about their precious lounge take the subway and sit in public places all the time. What’s the big deal? Must every moment in your life be away from regular folk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742571) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. As much as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742689) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:38 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., ive been told u fart cum out of ur asshole, but as to the substance of ur poast, the subway is horrifying as john rocker noted 25 years ago, and most of us have grown up and moved out of mfh and would avoid the subway like the plague now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743071) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:46 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person I love airport lounges. Entire experience with Delta longest is 180. Just never fly out of JFK and all is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48742833) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,... Some international lounges are still pretty good. Abu Dhabi and Istanbul come to mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743039) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: A Prince of Spice (gunneratttt) i like to pound a bloody and a mimosa or two before a flight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743184) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 8:29 AM Author: richard clock *pound a BLOODY BENCHOD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743189) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 8:31 AM Author: A Prince of Spice (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743192) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 8:28 AM Author: The Last Liberal (🧐) "Flying" is fraud and a big globohomo $cam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743188) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: internet g0y I have been in several lounges in the US and they all suck. I didn't get the point of them. I thought maybe I was missing something so did it a couple times. Not worth it at all.
I was in a lounge in Tokyo airport and it was awesome. Great food, not crowded, showers that were well kept. |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: richard clock polaris lounge owns the fuck out of JAL sakura or ANA business lounge in tokyo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743305) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., JAL curry is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743307) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: richard clock it gets old imo. the rest of the spread is mediocre. always like a 2 hour wait for a shower too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743314) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., the massaji has a long wait, but well worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48743324) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 2:19 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I spent some time in Lufthansa first class lounge. it was sWeet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693264&forum_id=2:#48744539) |