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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Nubile flushed lay
  11/29/25
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Chestnut rehab hominid
  11/29/25
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Nubile flushed lay
  11/29/25
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fuchsia high-end center affirmative action
  11/29/25
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Nubile flushed lay
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
aggressive principal's office
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor
  11/29/25
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Chestnut rehab hominid
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Swashbuckling Frisky Prole
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Swashbuckling Frisky Prole
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
concupiscible electric furnace double fault
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
crawly iridescent ratface abode
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Clear embarrassed to the bone state circlehead
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Violet Set
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
spectacular magenta depressive
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Violet Set
  11/29/25
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Swashbuckling Frisky Prole
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Dull spot
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
aggressive principal's office
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Exhilarant self-absorbed range mad-dog skullcap
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
aggressive principal's office
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
angry public bath
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Nubile flushed lay

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Chestnut rehab hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Nubile flushed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: fuchsia high-end center affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Nubile flushed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: aggressive principal's office

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Chestnut rehab hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frisky Prole

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Frisky Prole

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: concupiscible electric furnace double fault

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: crawly iridescent ratface abode

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Clear embarrassed to the bone state circlehead

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Carmine Party Of The First Part Parlor

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Violet Set

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular magenta depressive

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Violet Set

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frisky Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Dull spot

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aggressive principal's office

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant self-absorbed range mad-dog skullcap

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: aggressive principal's office

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: angry public bath

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2:#49490766)