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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution | 04/21/16 |
| adventurous disturbing party of the first part | 04/21/16 |
| medicated selfie | 04/21/16 |
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| adventurous disturbing party of the first part | 04/21/16 |
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| Flushed Hilarious Roommate Toaster | 04/21/16 |
| fragrant khaki brunch friendly grandma | 04/21/16 |
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| rambunctious slate quadroon reading party | 04/21/16 |
| Juan Eighty | 04/03/25 |
| Before the Dawn Heals Us | 04/03/25 |
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| boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution | 04/21/16 |
| Concupiscible internet-worthy rehab multi-billionaire | 04/22/16 |
| The Mercantilist Policy April | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: adventurous disturbing party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: medicated selfie much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: claret nursing home travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: adventurous disturbing party of the first part idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: cobalt filthpig temple (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Flushed Hilarious Roommate Toaster Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: fragrant khaki brunch friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Ivory Heady Ape Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: burgundy casino shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: Frum Sanctuary Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Racy windowlicker office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Magenta arousing legend university legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: Magenta arousing legend university See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: rambunctious slate quadroon reading party JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Before the Dawn Heals Us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: Lake Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: lilac whorehouse macaca Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Magenta arousing legend university c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: lilac whorehouse macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Deep hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: lilac whorehouse macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: vengeful hall LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: purple soul-stirring school lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy rehab multi-billionaire 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: appetizing carmine dilemma rigpig ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Hyperventilating puce mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: bat shit crazy hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: chrome heaven dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Cowardly bespoke stain coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: aggressive state ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: boyish adulterous philosopher-king institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy rehab multi-billionaire EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2:#48811759) |