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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: gay international law enforcement agency psychic

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: marvelous ceo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: know-it-all effete menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: frozen wine parlor windowlicker

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: marvelous ceo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: know-it-all effete menage

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible dilemma philosopher-king

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: marvelous ceo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: curious stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: marvelous ceo

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: marvelous ceo

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone nudist nibblets

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest bat shit crazy depressive space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz station

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: marvelous ceo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: vigorous chapel roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Thriller point trust fund



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: know-it-all effete menage

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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