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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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Free-loading Doobsian Regret
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Flatulent stain meetinghouse
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Cerise naked tank
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Flatulent stain meetinghouse
  07/18/25
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adulterous market
  07/18/25
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exciting house
  07/18/25
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Aphrodisiac Deranged Space
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Self-absorbed boyish theater stage selfie
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Cerise naked tank
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
brindle swashbuckling whorehouse
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
crimson fighting resort
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
Bright arrogant home
  07/18/25
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Wonderful beta jap brunch
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
fishy queen of the night range
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
crimson fighting resort
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
bearded yellow gas station
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
crimson fighting resort
  07/18/25
girth or length?
appetizing parlour generalized bond
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Comical Pink Telephone Address
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
Sepia pungent patrolman
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
bateful senate
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
Sepia pungent patrolman
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Snowy slimy volcanic crater
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Drab Godawful Doctorate
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
green irradiated national
  07/18/25
300k
Silver bearded philosopher-king
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
exciting house
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
green irradiated national
  07/18/25
is this a real question
exciting house
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Zippy Lilac Ape Spot
  07/18/25
wow
green irradiated national
  07/18/25
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Wonderful beta jap brunch
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
Twisted stage
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
adulterous market
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
adventurous mad cow disease
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
adventurous mad cow disease
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Bonkers clown
  07/18/25
saame
bistre excitant school cafeteria milk
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
Rough-skinned pocket flask
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
up-to-no-good learning disabled ticket booth
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
hideous state cuckold
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
federal galvanic potus trailer park
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
Vermilion Laughsome International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
gold french chef
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Wonderful beta jap brunch
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Free-loading Doobsian Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Flatulent stain meetinghouse

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Cerise naked tank

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Flatulent stain meetinghouse

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: adulterous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: exciting house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Deranged Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed boyish theater stage selfie

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Cerise naked tank

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: brindle swashbuckling whorehouse

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: crimson fighting resort

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bright arrogant home

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Wonderful beta jap brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: fishy queen of the night range

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: crimson fighting resort

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: bearded yellow gas station

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: crimson fighting resort

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing parlour generalized bond

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Comical Pink Telephone Address

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Sepia pungent patrolman

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: bateful senate

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Sepia pungent patrolman

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Snowy slimy volcanic crater

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Drab Godawful Doctorate

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: green irradiated national

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Silver bearded philosopher-king

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: exciting house

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: green irradiated national

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: exciting house

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Zippy Lilac Ape Spot

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: green irradiated national

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Wonderful beta jap brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Twisted stage

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: adulterous market

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Bonkers clown

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bistre excitant school cafeteria milk

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pocket flask

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good learning disabled ticket booth

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: hideous state cuckold

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: federal galvanic potus trailer park

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Vermilion Laughsome International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: gold french chef

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful beta jap brunch

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2:#49115313)