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Might do Netflix documentary (CSLG)

Lol at the calls I'm getting, this is nuts.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/24/25
You are my better
Oh, You Travel?
  03/24/25
Insane. Please though, let them know that we have a standing...
disco fries
  03/24/25
Why do you need to do this, don't you make $50M/yr doing shi...
animeboi
  03/24/25
I'll make 35-40 million this year. But if I become the next ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/24/25
Make an xo firm, brother. Could dominate the entire country
Jason Genova
  03/24/25
Uh, he already did
entitled karen gets OWNED
  03/24/25
1. become nationally recognized shitlawyer 2. have great c...
UhOh
  03/24/25
5. watch it all burn down in a tragicomic yet predictable se...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  03/24/25
...
i used to party too
  03/25/25
I essentially never experience any anxiety or negative emoti...
scrivener's error
  03/24/25
I actually get extremely nervous the first 30 seconds to a m...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/24/25
Yes, you have told me this before. You've always said someth...
disco fries
  03/24/25
But that’s what Redditors say about everything. You ha...
Oh, You Travel?
  03/24/25
For me it's a function of the fact that I have a long histor...
scrivener's error
  03/24/25
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  03/24/25
The crazy thing about CSLG is he could actually be the world...
chandler (retired)
  03/24/25
Episode 2: The Video. 40 minutes of Chandler discussing his ...
N904PD
  03/24/25
I gave my associate at the time at 9 am the motions to compe...
chandler (retired)
  03/24/25
Cut to words typing on a screen. Gold!
N904PD
  03/24/25
...
Judas Jones
  03/24/25
They actually refused to produce the video even after the mo...
chandler (retired)
  03/24/25
this would make a really good doc, actually. do this. ho...
Scott Bulllock, aka Lawis4losers
  03/24/25
He’s going to get like 32-33 mil tax free if the entir...
chandler (retired)
  03/24/25
>how happy is the plaintiff? his cock is sous vide'd, ...
Juan Eighty
  03/24/25
me too but i'm poor
Scott Bulllock, aka Lawis4losers
  03/24/25
More blanched than soused vide
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  03/24/25
Why are they interested in you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but...
shitlib shibboleth
  03/24/25
Riveting intake call and closing. Briefly skimming chandler'...
~~(> ' ' )>
  03/24/25
I did draft all of the discovery questions myself! Now I&rs...
chandler (retired)
  03/24/25
You need to meep in mind that cslg is a massively full of sh...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  03/24/25
What have I lied about? I literally just went on a 2 hour po...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/24/25
I think you should actually try to get a whole series out of...
fulano
  03/24/25
can't wait to watch this
the obvious inferiority of blacks
  03/24/25
Is this about the cuck lifestyle or the trial
Stu 5?0? guy
  03/24/25
cq
Trust If Aryan
  03/24/25
would make a good arc
Mr Right
  03/24/25
...
i used to party too
  03/25/25
cant wait for the CSLG HBO Rex Sex episode
amalek
  03/24/25
Same because I want to see his wife when she’s really ...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  03/24/25
Would watch
mountain cat
  03/24/25
...
disco fries
  03/25/25
excited for the autoadmit storyarc
i used to party too
  03/25/25
If Starbucks just had chick fil a style drink carriers with ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  03/25/25
...
"""'"'"""''
  03/27/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol at the calls I'm getting, this is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778515)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Oh, You Travel? ( )

You are my better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778517)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Insane. Please though, let them know that we have a standing engagement to go to Disneyland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778542)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

Why do you need to do this, don't you make $50M/yr doing shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778547)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I'll make 35-40 million this year. But if I become the next Ben Crump I would make 100 million/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778563)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Jason Genova

Make an xo firm, brother. Could dominate the entire country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778992)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: entitled karen gets OWNED

Uh, he already did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779069)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: UhOh

1. become nationally recognized shitlawyer

2. have great cases fall in your lap

3. refer them all out

4. profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778567)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

5. watch it all burn down in a tragicomic yet predictable series of self-inflicted wounds and wanton unforced errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778581)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: i used to party too (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779952)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: scrivener's error

I essentially never experience any anxiety or negative emotion, but the concept of being remotely "famous" or having any sort of public profile gives me THE FEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778576)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I actually get extremely nervous the first 30 seconds to a minute of doing interviews. Once I get started though I am 100% comfortable. I have always had a slight fear of public speaking. I never get nervous talking to people in groups or one on one. Only when presenting. But I don't let that stop me from doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778582)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Yes, you have told me this before. You've always said something along the lines of, "nobody gives a shit about you, they're only thinking of themselves, so never let self-doubt stop you. Just get up there and do it, brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778586)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Oh, You Travel? ( )

But that’s what Redditors say about everything. You have to accept that tons of people will be like, “that guys a joke 😏” and ngaf imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778723)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: scrivener's error

For me it's a function of the fact that I have a long history of using various fake identities and my life would go to shit if this ever came to light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778659)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778664)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

The crazy thing about CSLG is he could actually be the worlds best shitlaw king because his IQ is 50 points higher than guys like sweet James or Jacob Emrani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778674)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: N904PD

Episode 2: The Video. 40 minutes of Chandler discussing his sanctions motion while crushing torpedoes in his hot tub

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778682)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I gave my associate at the time at 9 am the motions to compel. I went into his office at 5 asking how they were going.

He had tears in his eyes and a semi blank word document (caption of the case was there with a paragraph titled introduction) and told me “I don’t get it. I don’t know how to start”

Not flame, I had to do the entire motions myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778689)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: N904PD

Cut to words typing on a screen. Gold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778703)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779108)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

They actually refused to produce the video even after the motions to compel and the sanctions

They always said they’d produce it after depo after the MTC was granted.

I filed a motion for protective order to prevent the depo being taken without the video.

The tentative was to sanction Starbucks more and to grant the protective order, Judge Daniel Crowley (in a really bad ruling he should be ashamed of) switched it and allowed them to withhold the video. The depo was scheduled the day after the protective order motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778708)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Scott Bulllock, aka Lawis4losers ((zurich is stained))

this would make a really good doc, actually. do this.

how happy is the plaintiff? what's he getting after fees, like 25m? he can throw that in an s&p fund and be rich as all fuck in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778678)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

He’s going to get like 32-33 mil tax free if the entire thing is paid out ($61 million with 998 costs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778685)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

>how happy is the plaintiff?

his cock is sous vide'd, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778733)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Scott Bulllock, aka Lawis4losers ((zurich is stained))

me too but i'm poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778745)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

More blanched than soused vide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779059)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: shitlib shibboleth

Why are they interested in you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you do zero trial work on this case? That's all the public cares about unless they are going to make some Ozzbourne's style reality show that focuses on how bizarre you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778687)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Riveting intake call and closing. Briefly skimming chandler's interrogatories. I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778700)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did draft all of the discovery questions myself! Now I’d use AI for it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778715)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You need to meep in mind that cslg is a massively full of shit jewish rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778809)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

What have I lied about? I literally just went on a 2 hour podcast with Graham Stephan and I was on the front page of CNN for this case. I'm good at marketing myself, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779036)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: fulano

I think you should actually try to get a whole series out of this like the kardashians

people will love/hate you and you clearly don't care about the hate part.

constant influx of prole retarded clients who did really stupid shit and are total idiots makes for an unending supply of drama and freshness. remember how 6 feet under had a new body at the beginning of each episode? you'd have some new prole mexican client as the vehicle to explore an episode of antics at that big ol goofy shitlaw firm with prole art everywhere and dyspeptic brown paralegals writing yelp reviews for sushi restaurants.

among the staff there are daddy issues to exploit, what appears to be a fairly disturbing incestual relationship, and no normal white person. should be a hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778761)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: the obvious inferiority of blacks

can't wait to watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778763)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Stu 5?0? guy

Is this about the cuck lifestyle or the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778777)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778828)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Mr Right

would make a good arc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778877)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: i used to party too (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779953)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: amalek

cant wait for the CSLG HBO Rex Sex episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48778994)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Same because I want to see his wife when she’s really into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779091)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mountain cat

Would watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779040)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48780081)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: i used to party too (No Future)

excited for the autoadmit storyarc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48779954)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


If Starbucks just had chick fil a style drink carriers with handles instead of the low profile cheapo shit then none of this nonsense would have happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48780111)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: """'"'"""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699200&forum_id=2:#48788658)