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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/08/25
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Aromatic legend puppy
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Magenta kitty cat
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
geriatric wrinkle
  12/12/25
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bright turdskin
  12/17/25
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confused rigpig
  12/17/25
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irate self-centered therapy plaza
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Irradiated sanctuary associate
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Irradiated sanctuary associate
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
fragrant site hairy legs
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Bespoke white telephone philosopher-king
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/18/25
lol
scarlet mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Bespoke white telephone philosopher-king
  12/17/25
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Aromatic legend puppy
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
bright turdskin
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Fiercely-loyal dull abode
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
scarlet mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
bright turdskin
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Fiercely-loyal dull abode
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
bright turdskin
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
concupiscible lettuce jew
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
provocative locale
  12/17/25
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titillating dead trailer park
  12/17/25
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galvanic dark scourge upon the earth heaven
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Swashbuckling Church Building
  12/17/25
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honey-headed comical step-uncle's house pozpig
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Aromatic legend puppy
  12/17/25
...
Bronze Violent Theater Stage
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Dashing crimson point
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
concupiscible lettuce jew
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
concupiscible lettuce jew
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
thriller smoky set
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Fiercely-loyal dull abode
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Dashing crimson point
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Fiercely-loyal dull abode
  12/17/25
...
thriller smoky set
  12/17/25
I am not!
Dashing crimson point
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Bearded pearl pervert
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Magenta kitty cat

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: geriatric wrinkle

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: bright turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: confused rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: irate self-centered therapy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary associate

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary associate

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fragrant site hairy legs

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Bespoke white telephone philosopher-king

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: scarlet mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Bespoke white telephone philosopher-king

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: bright turdskin

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal dull abode

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: scarlet mad-dog skullcap

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bright turdskin

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal dull abode

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: bright turdskin

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible lettuce jew

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: provocative locale

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: titillating dead trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: galvanic dark scourge upon the earth heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Church Building

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: honey-headed comical step-uncle's house pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Aromatic legend puppy

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bronze Violent Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Dashing crimson point

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible lettuce jew

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: concupiscible lettuce jew

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home famous landscape painting

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: thriller smoky set

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal dull abode

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Dashing crimson point

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal dull abode

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: thriller smoky set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Dashing crimson point

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Bearded pearl pervert

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518198)