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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Keegan’s the kind of guy who reads every page of the employee manual and treats it like scripture. Today, as soon as a dark cloud rolled in, he grabbed his coat.
“Storm’s coming,” he said, pointing at the sky. “OSHA says I can’t work in unsafe conditions.”
It wasn’t even raining yet. I told him we had indoor work to do. He scoffed, “Doesn’t matter. You don’t want to mess with OSHA, friend.”
He left, leaving me to handle the dinner rush solo while he probably sat at home googling “OSHA loopholes.” By the time I locked up, the sky had cleared, and Keegan texted the group chat: “Stay safe out there, guys!”
Mopped in silence and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 3:14 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630829&forum_id=2:#48315681) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630829&forum_id=2:#48339401) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630829&forum_id=2:#48341217) |