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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
hot jewess field
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
transparent dilemma
  04/18/25
Cr.
electric hominid
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
zippy cracking stage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
180 legend state
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Useless Bat-shit-crazy Area Azn
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
adulterous theatre
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
adulterous theatre
  04/18/25
...
glittery plaza community account
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Aphrodisiac costumed meetinghouse dysfunction
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
glittery plaza community account
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Walnut pistol
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
glittery plaza community account
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fighting sapphire point
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
glittery plaza community account
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fighting sapphire point
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
stirring avocado resort
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
stirring avocado resort
  04/18/25
...
Boyish senate
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Brass mischievous casino national security agency
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Startling Diverse Toaster
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fighting sapphire point
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Heady nursing home windowlicker
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: hot jewess field

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: transparent dilemma

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: electric hominid

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: zippy cracking stage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: 180 legend state

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Useless Bat-shit-crazy Area Azn

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: adulterous theatre

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: adulterous theatre

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: glittery plaza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac costumed meetinghouse dysfunction

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: glittery plaza community account

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Walnut pistol

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery plaza community account

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fighting sapphire point

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: glittery plaza community account

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fighting sapphire point

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: stirring avocado resort

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: stirring avocado resort

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Boyish senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Brass mischievous casino national security agency

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Startling Diverse Toaster

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fighting sapphire point

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Heady nursing home windowlicker

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)