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I steal so much from self checkout it's unreal

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38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
Describe your technique
.,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  11/07/24
i "accidentally" scan a cheaper item next to a mor...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
Congrats on your 3 dollars
.,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  11/07/24
that's just a fun anecdote but i just stole $100 from the sa...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
You're going on the train
.,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  11/07/24
oh no im stealing from rapacious GC big box stories that use...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
my costco just started doing self chdckout, is it easy there...
does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
i wouldn't steal from Costco because they are fair to their ...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
Some places already have ways to find out if an item was not...
""'"""'
  11/08/24
They've really increased the security on that so that it sen...
Epistemic Humility
  11/07/24
that's for faggots who ring up a5 wagyu as bananas. i take a...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
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yidden figures
  11/08/24
9128391823912938
VoteTrump
  11/08/24
I'll ring three packages of bacon and take 4 or 5
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  11/08/24
this is what i'm talking about. multiple items is another go...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/08/24
I used to do this with scanning organic produce as non-organ...
lsd
  11/07/24
i'm sure i've done this accidentally a million times especia...
,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,
  11/08/24
i cucked hard last night and ate a dark chocolate marzipan w...
does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
jfc the screen should prompt you for a donation to israel
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
im jewish too, felt literal shame in my veins
does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
im a goy who feels dishonor and shame stealing big things. i...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
ive already used my jewish lighting on something two years a...
does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
im not even mad after being on the other side i think steali...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
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does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  11/08/24
Wow
.,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  11/07/24
ITT: poor people.
:;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;
  11/07/24
no kidding lmao
deep dick pizza
  11/07/24
(ned flanders sending an extra 10% to Uncle Sam just in case...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
(Adult stealing pennies and bragging about it)
:;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;
  11/07/24
(adult maf that someone on the Internet is stealing from glo...
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
You and obeezy are both poor libfaggots
hock tooah
  11/07/24
I'm rich and con tyvm
38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok
  11/07/24
No and no
hock tooah
  11/08/24
At most stores you’re on video and they know. Do it en...
Just your average poaster
  11/07/24
Target near me does this for anythig over $20
does your ass get jealous of your mouth
  11/07/24
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lawyer 4chan
  11/07/24
They are waiting until u hit the felony limit
lawyer 4chan
  11/07/24
"that bald indian guy is stealing faygo again"
piv
  11/07/24
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Mig
  11/08/24
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/08/24
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Shanks 'n Skanks
  11/08/24
I was doing this, then old beaner lady at whole foods flagge...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  11/08/24
I've done this by accident a few times. usually it's either ...
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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307734)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Describe your technique

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307738)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

i "accidentally" scan a cheaper item next to a more expensive item

im tall and white so if i get caught a just go "oops haha"

not flame last weekend lynn conway and i were buying ice and wood chips for a tailgate party i was smoking ribs for. "accidentally" forgot to scan a redbull. lady caught me and i said "whoops! thought i hit that, I'll ring it through" and she said "it's ok honey just take it." 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307765)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Congrats on your 3 dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307768)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

that's just a fun anecdote but i just stole $100 from the same place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307779)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


You're going on the train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307788)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

oh no im stealing from rapacious GC big box stories that used anticompetitive tactics to shut down all the local businesses boo hoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307798)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth

my costco just started doing self chdckout, is it easy there?

i feel like if i spend over $250 i should steal enough for a tank of gas on way out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307807)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

i wouldn't steal from Costco because they are fair to their employees and their prices are good. i only steal from big box places.

but i wouldn't risk it there anyway since they'll axe your membership and they have the receipt checkers.

my justification is that if they're gonna make me do self check out im entitled to a cut. i do most of my shopping at Costco specifically because they check my shit efficiently and are very pleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307819)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: ""'"""'

Some places already have ways to find out if an item was not ran through when you're walking out. The alarm will go off. Happened to me once at a Decathlon store. I'm sure they will start implementing that at grocery stores too at some point in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48310078)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility

They've really increased the security on that so that it sends real time alerts. They also have started using facial recognition databases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307741)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

that's for faggots who ring up a5 wagyu as bananas. i take a 30% cut. which is reasonable i feel for GC making me suffering through the ignominy of checking my own items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307775)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: yidden figures



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309097)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:38 AM
Author: VoteTrump (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

9128391823912938

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309103)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:40 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

I'll ring three packages of bacon and take 4 or 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309106)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

this is what i'm talking about. multiple items is another good one. anything where there's plausible deniability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48310098)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: lsd

I used to do this with scanning organic produce as non-organic. Most of the time they don’t even have labels clearly showing they’re organic, so there’s complete plausible deniability basically

Haven’t really bothered w this last couple of years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307787)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: ,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,


i'm sure i've done this accidentally a million times especially since the grocery workers seem to mix the organic and nonorganic shit together. i just started using the code from the little sticker rather than like searching for my item and that seems to work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48310105)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth

i cucked hard last night and ate a dark chocolate marzipan while shopping and then pulled the wrapper out to pay like a good little goyim worm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307796)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

jfc the screen should prompt you for a donation to israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307803)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth

im jewish too, felt literal shame in my veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307808)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

im a goy who feels dishonor and shame stealing big things. i think jews are the opposite where they are very careful with the details but might set a bad investment on fire if it suited them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307842)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth

ive already used my jewish lighting on something two years ago :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307865)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

im not even mad after being on the other side i think stealing from insurance cos is the bare minimum of what should be inflicted upon them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307885)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307898)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:41 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309110)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307814)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: :;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;

ITT: poor people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307797)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: deep dick pizza

no kidding lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307815)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

(ned flanders sending an extra 10% to Uncle Sam just in case)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307833)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: :;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;

(Adult stealing pennies and bragging about it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307843)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

(adult maf that someone on the Internet is stealing from globohomo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307864)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: hock tooah

You and obeezy are both poor libfaggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307879)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: 38 BMI and Age Cat Mom Sobbing on TikTok (gunneratttt)

I'm rich and con tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48307892)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: hock tooah

No and no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48310041)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

At most stores you’re on video and they know. Do it enough and they'll ban you or just call the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308427)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: does your ass get jealous of your mouth

Target near me does this for anythig over $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308430)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: lawyer 4chan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308428)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: lawyer 4chan

They are waiting until u hit the felony limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308438)



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Date: November 7th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: piv

"that bald indian guy is stealing faygo again"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308464)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 1:12 AM
Author: Mig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48308973)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48310108)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:38 AM
Author: Shanks 'n Skanks

N

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309102)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 2:38 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

I was doing this, then old beaner lady at whole foods flagged me, caught me red handed ringing up 3$ lemonade bottle in stead of a $14 pomegranate juice bottle. Am still seething.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309104)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I've done this by accident a few times. usually it's either paper towels and ass paper in the bottom rack of the cart or random shit from the top child seat basket. always surprised how easy it was but I'm sure if I started to do it intentionally I'd get caught right away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5629780&forum_id=2:#48309948)