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Fucked my dead brother's widow
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; It's not a super interesting story. I drove down to see her and my nephew for the holidays, and stayed in a hotel. This is complicated, so I'll keep it brief. My brother was actually my half brother. He had two half sisters to whom I am not genetically related to. His wife is currently staying with one of them.
Regardless I saw her and my nephew and I love that little fucker. He told me he was an "alien hunter" and asked if I had seen any aliens lately. When I said no he looked at me very seriously and said, "you're welcome". We did all sorts of shit together as a family, we all went to Build-a-Bear together and she was stressed out because she didn't realize it was so expensive. When I paid for it she almost started to tear up and she hugged me.
We did all sorts of shit together. We went to a rock climbing gym and initially we agreed that we were both just gonna watch my nephew, but I got bored and started climbing with him. He made a big deal about me having been in the army lol. We went to IN-N-Out then to an arcade right after, I played DDR with my SiL and we had a lot of fun. We went back to my sister's place and my SiL asked if she could come stay with me at the hotel for the night, her reason being that she had been sleeping on a couch and wanted to sleep in a bed that evening.
Tldr we fucked. She was kind of desperate. It was hot. She's kind of meek in person so I didn't expect her to be such a monster for cock. She told me I was stronger than my brother and I had to ask her never to compare me to him again because it freaked me out. She agreed lol. I told her I would be willing to marry her to help with immigration and she said she'd think about it. |
Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:10 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Nice. Pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510409) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I've learned my lesson from being doxxed so no. I will say she looks like Olivia Munn but more gooky. She's out of my league tbh but I've been there for her and she's not superficial. I remarked multiple times before my brother died that she's like, the perfect wife. She saw me doing chores at my sister's place and she would get pissed at me and insist to do it herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510418) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball What kind of “chores”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510419) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:20 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; Dishes, laundry, cooking, etc. I tried making myself fucking ramen (btw I hate how Koreans say ramen, they say "ramyun" it's retarded) and when she saw me boiling water she acted like I was gonna burn the fucking house down lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510447) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Ramen is derived from Chinese la mian which means pulled noodles. Japs are wrong too but they don’t have an L sound. How did you get doxxed previously? I got doxxed on IRC once and then of course last year by SP right here on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510454) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; There are people online who I trusted and my info just got leaked. Nothing interesting. Someone emailed my college and tried to get me kicked out to no avail. I have two stalkers, one on here, one on another site. I tend to be careful and change small, insignificant details to throw them off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510460) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Guy sperging on a Saturday Who is your stalker on XO? Is it Lynn Conway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511073) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Mailer Daemon personally if I had made opsec errors and gained schizo stalkers I would avoid posting the exact same thread on the two different sites in a way that linked my online identities hypothetically of course |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:36 PM Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained)) I’ve been outed here for two years. It’s nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48515984) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:12 AM Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained)) 180. is she cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510411) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; She looks like a gookier Olivia Munn. She hasn't aged a day in the 20 years that I've known her. She's big on skin treatments and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510423) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained)) 180, although i am turned off by azns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510443) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:21 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; Me too tbh but she's an exception since I've known her for 20ish years. It adds to the sex dynamic at least because I've known her since I was a boy. Makes it weirder which is hot imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510453) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:15 PM Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...; so, like fucking your sister. got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511269) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:12 AM Author: """"''''''''' pretty good 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510412) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:12 AM Author: regular guy Lmao @ kike mongrels and their fucked up “mixed” families full of retarded perverts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510413) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:26 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; my family is baptist lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510469) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:38 AM Author: regular guy That’s not an ethnic identity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510513) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:40 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Underdiscussed on xo just how hilarious and weird Korean Baptist churches are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511120) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:57 PM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511195) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM Author: .,.,,.,..,,..,..,..,....,,...,. jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510415) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM Author: fraudulent MPM vote from moniker you?ve never seen (Hunter Biden) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510416) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM Author: chill online bro great punchline. 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510417) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM Author: dj clue CR
lots of funny details to unpack throughout too. pretty good |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM Author: C. Doyle Immigration from where? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510421) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:18 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; She's Korean. My brother was a dumbass and made her move back to Korea with him right before she got her permanent citizenship. He was an absolute retard so it makes it easier for me to fuck his wife lol, removes some of the guilt. He was charismatic but generally incompetent whereas I'm the opposite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510437) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:22 AM Author: C. Doyle Please tell me this isn’t spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510455) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; fuck no I'm not a pedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510462) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:20 PM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person This story got immensely worse after this information (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511028) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Guy sperging on a Saturday There's also a subplot of his life where he legitimately hates his own mother who is dead.
Really hope some of his story is flame. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I don't wanna get into it but I do. I think many of you guys had pretty stable home lives where I did not. I was smoking weed at doing drugs with my mom starting at 14. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48515929) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:16 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person What immigration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510426) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:25 AM Author: giga weed (🧐) Are you taller/shorter than him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510463) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:25 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; same height but bigger than him. he was lanky, I'm built. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510465) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:28 AM Author: I plan to absolutely ruin MPM (gunneratttt) 180. mousy quiet girls are frequently monsters for cock and it's so hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510472) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:37 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I'm really thinking about marrying her. My brother was a sexual deviant and would frequently have threesomes with her. I have a girlfriend who is aware of my situation and thinks it's hot. I think I'm gonna ask the Korean if she's okay with me having girlfriends while we're married. I don't think she'd be upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510506) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:44 AM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Does your girlfriend know that you fucked the sister in law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510529) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:45 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; yes and she thinks it's hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510531) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:49 AM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo How did that conversation go? Does she know you offered to marry this chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510541) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:19 PM Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...; shark jump right here.
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513230) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:13 PM Author: races of everyone involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48515933) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Brother Peter Dimond we’re you even able to cum at all during the sex-having brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510510) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:39 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; No but this is a frequent issue for me. I've only ever cum twice during sex. It's not her fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510518) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:40 AM Author: giga weed (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510520) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Faggottini Lol wait is this Esoteric Sambo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510524) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:45 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; shhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510532) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball you made fun of my voice on discord in 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510546) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:52 AM Author: MASE Lol this guy is so fucking 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510549) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510552) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Guy sperging on a Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511064) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511069) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Tenured Humanities Prof Speaking Truth to Power SSRI user? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511050) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM Author: lfo Top level XO poasters know how to slow bake their threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511224) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:50 AM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo One thing I will say, man. You seem to have a knack for having strange sexual experiences. From deflowering the blind girl to now this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510544) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:57 AM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I went viral last year for talking about fucking a FtM then letting her inject me with testosterone. I have an addiction to getting into weird situations with women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510566) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained)) that is gross man but 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511034) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Kenneth Play seek christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513232) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM Author: MASE Pretty sure the Bible requires that you do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48510545) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Idris "You Voted for This" Elba (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511052) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 1:42 PM Author: chilmata Wrong. Dead brother produced a son. If there was no son then OP would be required to marry her or she would have to take off one his sandals and spit in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48514749) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 11:12 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Olivia Munn is a sexual deviant.
Great Job! |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Idris "You Voted for This" Elba "I didn't expect her to be such a monster for cock. "
Please discuss this with greater detail. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Kenneth Play cr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513233) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Guy sperging on a Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511072) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:35 PM Author: ActualLawyer (AllOutOfPaper) Very biblical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511091) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Gay Grandpa One question, you have been on XO for almost a decade and you know what kind of trouble SP got into here, and you still refer to a Korean child in your family as "fucker?" Where is your god damn judgment? Edit: Just re-read and see you actually called him "little fucker." What the fuck is going on in your mind to write that? By the way I like you a lot- you and Loss Prevention Associate are some of the most interesting people to ever poast here, but everything I wrote is true. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Faggottini His IQ is 147 and every year he gifts us a new, detailed story about sex with an unusual woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511243) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM Author: MASE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511356) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:08 PM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I wasn't joking even of you don't believe me. IQ is gay bullshit but I test in the 140-150 range. I was helping my sister plan out her yard and I asked her if she thought I was autistic and she said, "yeah, but you're capable"
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 12:26 AM Author: Gradually, I began to date them I interpreted the “little fucker” remark to be a deliberate allusion to the clown-haired scholar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513373) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:00 PM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I called him "little fucker" as a term of affection. Don't make it weird. He's just a little, excitable kid and he makes me laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48515889) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Gay Grandpa I wasn't the one making it weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48516836) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:03 PM Author: richard clock where was the kid while you were banging his mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511215) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball In the playroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511234) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:15 PM Author: chilmata The motel room had a playroom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511264) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:23 PM Author: edgy kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511332) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511357) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 1:49 PM Author: AI_concubine In the Nathan Fielder hotel room purity chamber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48514768) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:02 PM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; Staying with my "quarter sister". There is no word for the relationship I have with herm my brother was my half brother, but he was my only sibling so I call him my brother. We shared the same mother. He had multiple sisters to whom they shared the same father. We are genetically not related. He stayed with her. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Non sequitur Lmao at hiding that she’s azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511257) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...; also, his brother is not dead. only OP is. inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511273) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 2:01 PM Author: chilmata whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511493) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 1:35 PM Author: SkaddenArse Any ass play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48511373) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM Author: Incel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513214) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Poaster Emeritus She must be old. If you've know her for 20 yrs? You're not that old either. Some inconsistencies in story. How am I supposed to jack off to this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48513243) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 11:32 PM Author: turtledood State her age relative to yours.
You have any babydoods? Can she produce any? |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:03 PM Author: ;;;;;;::;:;:::;;;:;::;::;::; I am about 30. She is about 40. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48515900) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:30 AM Author: turtledood Gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48516832) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:14 AM Author: my dog likes H-1Bs less than I do (Make India Take Their Prajeet’s Back) cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48516854) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 1:52 PM Author: donal tron Nice thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48514777) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 1:54 PM Author: The Year of Diaper sup hunter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48514786) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM Author: spritexero was pretty into this. then you mentioned rock climbing and i got nervous. then you revealed she was asian, and i was out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48516063) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: Poaster Emeritus you seem to fall for broken women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658207&forum_id=2:#48516721) |