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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery Jew Garrison



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Cream excitant haunted graveyard



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Glittery Jew Garrison



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: arousing naked boiling water

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Bull headed chapel

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cream excitant haunted graveyard



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: buff stain indian lodge



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Purple Gay Wizard

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: shimmering histrionic plaza death wish

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Bull headed chapel

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Center Background Story

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Dashing mauve double fault den



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: henna area



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cream excitant haunted graveyard



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Confused titillating hairy legs school cafeteria



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Cream excitant haunted graveyard



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Bull headed chapel

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Glassy Trump Supporter



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Cream excitant haunted graveyard



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Dashing mauve double fault den



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Laughsome light lettuce

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Bull headed chapel



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise ticket booth



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise ticket booth



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing mauve double fault den



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Walnut Big Space

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing mauve double fault den

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: multi-colored turquoise ticket booth



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Frozen son of senegal



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant fishy point



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: irate mewling location affirmative action



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: lake abusive weed whacker new version

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: buff stain indian lodge

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Cracking Ultramarine Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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