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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: mischievous violet church Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: mint nibblets This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Offensive sepia becky looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: mischievous violet church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Razzle Base Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: slimy canary internal respiration I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: yellow comical quadroon boiling water if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Drab stag film yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: marvelous pit Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Out-of-control whorehouse Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: marvelous pit Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: slimy canary internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: mischievous violet church boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Out-of-control whorehouse Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: shivering titillating party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: mischievous violet church fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Drab stag film delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: mischievous violet church poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Offensive sepia becky he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: mischievous violet church I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Offensive sepia becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Beady-eyed Mexican I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Drab stag film dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: yellow comical quadroon boiling water lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Offensive sepia becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Drab stag film oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: slimy canary internal respiration He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy pistol personal credit line pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: mischievous violet church I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Slap-happy Crackhouse Crotch I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Fragrant At-the-ready Business Firm great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: narrow-minded cyan heaven legend Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Offensive sepia becky this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: ebony shrine Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: alcoholic trump supporter I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Chest-beating Stage He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: mischievous violet church he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Chest-beating Stage You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: mischievous violet church he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Exciting french chef He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Chest-beating Stage No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Fragrant At-the-ready Business Firm this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: mischievous violet church summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Exciting french chef You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: mischievous violet church I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Thriller Friendly Grandma Doctorate So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: mischievous violet church I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy pistol personal credit line the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Drab stag film he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Passionate hospital He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: startled umber station prole Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Floppy ruddy parlor coffee pot who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: alcoholic trump supporter I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: mischievous violet church Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Supple Roast Beef Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Fragrant At-the-ready Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: geriatric sienna generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: balding address Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: razzmatazz flesh mad cow disease Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: balding address He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: mischievous violet church I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: chartreuse toaster Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Honey-headed Black Woman in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Offensive sepia becky he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Honey-headed Black Woman sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: ebony shrine Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: razzmatazz flesh mad cow disease a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Passionate hospital thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: stirring goal in life how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: boyish crusty really tough guy 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: heady claret gas station Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Fragrant At-the-ready Business Firm slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: heady claret gas station Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: chocolate arousing corn cake knife You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: heady claret gas station Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: flatulent aphrodisiac point Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: boyish crusty really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Exciting french chef She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: boyish crusty really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: boyish crusty really tough guy ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: heady claret gas station If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy pistol personal credit line oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Rose nighttime immigrant sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Drab stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Glittery disrespectful laser beams hissy fit once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Overrated erotic gay wizard I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: ebony shrine Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: mischievous violet church That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: mischievous violet church Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Frisky odious range NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521756) |