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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift,...
honey-headed hyperactive brunch
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Crimson Motley Hell
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SCARY
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Harsh fiercely-loyal depressive crotch
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(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)
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honey-headed hyperactive brunch
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Re: re: re: re: your recent thread Dear junior associate,...
Harsh fiercely-loyal depressive crotch
  12/21/24
Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage ...
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314549)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354729)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354730)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48405275)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48464415)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48470535)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: COPS = SHIT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48504017)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314762)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314866)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314941)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: nighttime becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314966)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48315674)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48316200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48335174)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339393)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Crimson Motley Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339404)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch

SCARY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339452)



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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48435204)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Harsh fiercely-loyal depressive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473583)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48341132)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354727)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354728)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354732)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354733)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48388877)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48427359)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439224)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439381)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Harsh fiercely-loyal depressive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439385)



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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48457019)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48472918)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: passionate telephone

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48472998)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473029)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Harsh fiercely-loyal depressive crotch

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473536)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive brunch

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503962)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503970)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503971)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Irradiated bat shit crazy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473588)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48504019)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48506396)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48505318)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48506112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48515276)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518555)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518827)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518990)