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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Adventurous Pisswyrm House
  07/10/13
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Insanely creepy canary faggot firefighter
  10/27/19
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electric goal in life
  09/17/13
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  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Smoky field
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Naked Menage Selfie
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Smoky field
  10/24/14
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Smoky field
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Smoky field
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Smoky field
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Smoky field
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Naked Menage Selfie
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Territorial stag film gaping
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/25/14
180
amber striped hyena parlor
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Smoky field
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Smoky field
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
amber striped hyena parlor
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Mustard Stimulating Orchestra Pit
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Walnut puppy digit ratio
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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  11/21/16
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Pisswyrm House

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Insanely creepy canary faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: electric goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: sapphire public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Smoky field

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Naked Menage Selfie

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Smoky field

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Smoky field

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Smoky field

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Smoky field

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Naked Menage Selfie

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Territorial stag film gaping

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: amber striped hyena parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Smoky field

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Smoky field

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: amber striped hyena parlor

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Mustard Stimulating Orchestra Pit

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Walnut puppy digit ratio

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: twinkling gaming laptop corn cake

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral emerald crackhouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Narrow-minded library circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: titillating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Dark Locus

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: titillating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded library circlehead

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: infuriating pocket flask den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hell

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Carmine Azn

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Garnet Swashbuckling Affirmative Action

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Smoky field

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: sable bawdyhouse

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Light soul-stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Garnet Swashbuckling Affirmative Action

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hunting Ground Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Smoky field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: white legend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#49331937)