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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
bateful filthy halford newt
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
carmine exciting mediation
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Glittery doobsian stead coffee pot
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
bateful filthy halford newt
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
orchid zombie-like kitchen
  12/15/25
...
sadistic titillating incel
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Pink Crackhouse Affirmative Action
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Pink Crackhouse Affirmative Action
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Self-centered Elite Electric Furnace
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
cambodia town
exhilarant kitty
  12/15/25
...
Lavender step-uncle's house regret
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
...
Lavender step-uncle's house regret
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
razzmatazz ruddy property juggernaut
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
bat shit crazy hell
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
nofapping unhinged brunch
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
bat shit crazy hell
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Deranged Crotch Jap
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Deranged Crotch Jap
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
razzmatazz ruddy property juggernaut
  12/15/25
...
anal lay athletic conference
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
multi-colored stage
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
vengeful casino
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
outnumbered supple corner
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
chrome giraffe pit
  12/15/25
...
floppy temple hissy fit
  12/15/25
...
insecure headpube
  12/15/25
...
cracking resort
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Slimy Odious Puppy
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
chrome giraffe pit
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Provocative Pistol
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
chrome giraffe pit
  12/15/25
...
Deranged Crotch Jap
  12/15/25
yes, so
Provocative Pistol
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Infuriating school candlestick maker
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
exhilarant kitty
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Infuriating school candlestick maker
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Aquamarine hilarious marketing idea
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
multi-colored stage
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
exhilarant kitty
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Aquamarine hilarious marketing idea
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
insecure headpube
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Provocative Pistol
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
multi-colored stage
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Bossy sick depressive
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Excitant garrison
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
insecure headpube
  12/15/25
...
Deranged Crotch Jap
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
exhilarant kitty
  12/16/25
...
Bossy sick depressive
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
bateful filthy halford newt
  12/16/25
OKay
dashing alcoholic famous landscape painting
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
tripping dilemma
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
lemon tattoo corn cake
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
tripping dilemma
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
gold vivacious heaven
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
chrome giraffe pit
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Chest-beating mexican main people
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Excitant garrison
  12/17/25
tp
Spectacular glassy gay wizard
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: bateful filthy halford newt

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: carmine exciting mediation

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Glittery doobsian stead coffee pot

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bateful filthy halford newt

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: orchid zombie-like kitchen

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sadistic titillating incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Pink Crackhouse Affirmative Action

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Pink Crackhouse Affirmative Action

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Self-centered Elite Electric Furnace

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: exhilarant kitty

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Lavender step-uncle's house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lavender step-uncle's house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz ruddy property juggernaut

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hell

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: nofapping unhinged brunch

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hell

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Deranged Crotch Jap

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Deranged Crotch Jap

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz ruddy property juggernaut

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: anal lay athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: multi-colored stage

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: vengeful casino

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: outnumbered supple corner

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: chrome giraffe pit

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: floppy temple hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: insecure headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: cracking resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Slimy Odious Puppy

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: chrome giraffe pit

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Provocative Pistol

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: chrome giraffe pit

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Deranged Crotch Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Provocative Pistol

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Infuriating school candlestick maker

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: exhilarant kitty

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Infuriating school candlestick maker

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine hilarious marketing idea

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: multi-colored stage

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine hilarious marketing idea

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: insecure headpube

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Provocative Pistol

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored stage

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Bossy sick depressive

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant garrison

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: insecure headpube

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Deranged Crotch Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Bossy sick depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: bateful filthy halford newt

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: dashing alcoholic famous landscape painting

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: tripping dilemma

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: lemon tattoo corn cake

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: tripping dilemma

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: gold vivacious heaven

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: chrome giraffe pit

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating mexican main people

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Excitant garrison

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Spectacular glassy gay wizard

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