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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
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blue galvanic ticket booth
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
blue galvanic ticket booth
  09/18/24
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Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
bright kitchen
  09/18/24
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Violent mewling market
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bonkers prole hell
  09/18/24
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blathering digit ratio hospital
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
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light lodge mexican
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Stirring parlor
  09/18/24
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titillating magenta corn cake
  09/19/24
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Bossy tantric pit
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
french outnumbered abode jew
  09/18/24
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swollen stimulating gaping
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Multi-colored gaped preventive strike
  09/18/24
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french outnumbered abode jew
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
chocolate library juggernaut
  09/18/24
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Bossy tantric pit
  09/18/24
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Infuriating wonderful forum doctorate
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall
  09/18/24
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Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
shivering stock car stain
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
vermilion free-loading range
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
henna ladyboy
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
henna ladyboy
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
henna ladyboy
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
henna ladyboy
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
henna ladyboy
  09/19/24
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Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: blue galvanic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: blue galvanic ticket booth

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: bright kitchen

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Violent mewling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bonkers prole hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: blathering digit ratio hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: light lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Stirring parlor

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: titillating magenta corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Bossy tantric pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: french outnumbered abode jew

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: swollen stimulating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped preventive strike

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: french outnumbered abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: chocolate library juggernaut

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Bossy tantric pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Infuriating wonderful forum doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Vibrant Nibblets

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: shivering stock car stain

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: vermilion free-loading range

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: henna ladyboy

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: henna ladyboy

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Irradiated Unholy School Cafeteria Idiot

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Very Tactful Flushed Generalized Bond Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#49340186)