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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
flesh site sound barrier
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Motley umber boltzmann giraffe
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
confused lodge
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
scarlet charismatic area
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
scarlet charismatic area
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Cerebral cyan striped hyena
  04/08/25
that's rude
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Mischievous razzmatazz whorehouse
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Arrogant church building legend
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Judgmental School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/08/25
...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/08/25
...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/09/25
...
flesh site sound barrier
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
trip bat-shit-crazy brunch
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Coral Insanely Creepy Piazza
  04/09/25
Ty
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/09/25
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mewling dark sneaky criminal market
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
turquoise cruise ship
  04/09/25
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amethyst exciting skinny woman
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Fragrant Old Irish Cottage Pozpig
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Flirting magical sex offender
  05/02/25
...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  05/12/25
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amethyst exciting skinny woman
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Coral Insanely Creepy Piazza
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
scarlet charismatic area
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
scarlet charismatic area
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Drunken Learning Disabled Half-breed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/03/25
...
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  06/26/25
OP?
amethyst exciting skinny woman
  06/27/25
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amethyst exciting skinny woman
  07/09/25
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amethyst exciting skinny woman
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Motley umber boltzmann giraffe

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: confused lodge

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: scarlet charismatic area

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: scarlet charismatic area

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cerebral cyan striped hyena

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Mischievous razzmatazz whorehouse

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Arrogant church building legend

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: flesh site sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: trip bat-shit-crazy brunch

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Coral Insanely Creepy Piazza

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: mewling dark sneaky criminal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: turquoise cruise ship

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Old Irish Cottage Pozpig

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Flirting magical sex offender

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Coral Insanely Creepy Piazza

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: scarlet charismatic area

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: scarlet charismatic area

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Drunken Learning Disabled Half-breed Fortuitous Meteor

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: amethyst exciting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331552)