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Date: April 20th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope Was just looking at my peak NW of 1,330,721 on 11/8/21
If I had just kept 80% in equities all in QQQ it still wld be up 11.56% since then even after Trump rape
Minus my expenses my NW wld still be abt the same: 1,338,192
Instead its something like 946k
LOL, how can I be so terrible. And then if I calculate it based on QQQ's high this year of arnd 540 i wld have NW of $1,594,775. Instead my peak NW this year was like 1.245
ROFL im so terrible, im so retarded. |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 8:28 AM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) it all comes out to same thing in end important thing is to smoooth yer consumption so your moeny last forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864151) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope i barely spend anything by goy standards u nigga, i spend 33.5k a year, if i cut that 30% its not gonna change shit with my NW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864169) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: ,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,.,..,.,., move to africa and get that number down to 10k/yr. china has a big presence there now so i think u might like it. u can also supplement your income by having sex with men for money. u might get AIDS tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864183) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope africa actually isnt cheaper to live and local men there wont have as much to pay me for sex as african americans and i already have AIDS 7 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864188) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 10:05 AM What if you bought a boat? You could live on the boat for free and just fish for your meals. You could just sail from place to place. A few years of living for free should let your portfolio recover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864238) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope yea thinking abt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864953) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875593) |
Date: April 20th, 2025 10:05 AM You should sell options until you break even. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864237) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope BUY options yea cr i cld make 200k just putting in 20k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864955) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: ChadGPT-5 you are exposing too much capital, and need a sound quant to crunch your numbers, email be brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864702) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., what's your strategy now? remind me so i can do the opposite and make money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864721) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope i have no choice but to just maintain my holdings, im thinking of selling some tech and putting it in like a dividend etf but then i know ill miss the boom back
i expect trump will lower the chink tariffs nad market will boom which means he wont loweer the tariffs and the market will just go sideways for months |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:43 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., you're underestimating the lack of confidence in US markets. even if trump reduces tariffs doesn tmean investors will buy back in (and foreign investors definitely wont)
i'd def reduce your tech holdings though - MAG 7 will be wrecked. i've been diversifying a little into international bonds, foreign currencies and Gold |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: lsd Yea but on the flip side you’re a historically TERRIFIC poaster though... imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864728) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained)) Everyone here has repeatedly given you advice which, if followed, would have you sitting here with like 3-4m. Why don’t you just follow that advice going forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864848) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope no one gives good advice here other than SOL early on. ppl are just monday morning QB and say shit like "see i told u so!" after the market declines 15% after booming for years and the same faggot saying the market will decline in two weeks but it never does until now, these idiots prob were saying get out of market before election but then it boomed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48864964) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Louis Poasteur You should go 90% S&P (VOO) and 10% short-term treasuries (VGSH) and leave it alone. Alternatively you could replace some of the VOO with QQQ. But this type of simple portfolio will beat whatever else you mess around with. If you really feel the need to gamble (which I suspect you do) then set aside 20% for gambling but put the other 80% into a 90/10 setup like above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865024) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 6:18 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope even that is too risky under trump who wants to destroy amerikkkka. i think ideally i will do 25% in safe etf like GSY, 25% in JEPI/JEPQ getting high dividends, 25% in SPY/QQQ and then 25% in mix of intl, utilities, value etf etc
if i get back to 1.2m i will do this |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: ,.,,,. Jepi/jepq doesn't make sense unless it is Ira. Its dividend Taxed as ordinary income. So might as well go 100% qqq. You can live 20% or 30% in sgov to put into TQQQ if it really crashes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865436) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope furk damn tax niggas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865636) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained)) You’ve been told by many to just do voo. Thats good advice and you’d have over 2m now if you’d just done that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865641) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6) TBF told you TSLA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875542) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) cr
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: theranchman You need to decide if you’re a trader or an investor
Trading is really fucking hard and is about amplifying risk and managing it. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:25 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope ideally i shld keep 99% in safe shit and just have like 5-10k i furk arnd with buying calls and shit, that wld keep me busy, instead ive done this shit.. well actually most of my shit is safe its MAG7 and QQQ/SPY mostly but trump has raped tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865702) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: ,.,,,. Look at the bright thing I'm a wagecuck doctor working nights and weekends and my networth is lower than you. I bought 1500shares of goog and 800 of amzn and I am already down. Now need to play about 80k cash left in my brokerage.. I am saving the last 200k for qld or TQQQ if s&p drops to 4800 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865431) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Uh how the hell is your NW so low? Seems like a pretty interesting story |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 9:46 PM Author: ,.,,,. I've worked as an attending for just under 4 years now, taxed in highest bracket.. Prior to that I was eating noodle soup in residency and med school... My nw would be higher if I started buying qqq in 2021 or if I bought nvda(when I first started working). Despite making a blunder with goog and amzn I still hope the market has a longterm crash so whatever cash I make this year I can put into qld or tqqq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865455) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Aspie Pickup Line If you know this about yourself, how do you expect to sustain yourself on $946k without an income? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48865515) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope nigga, its only 946k now in a month it cld be back to over 1.1m
ive gone thru this shit before, trump cannot be THAT retarded he furks the market for years? can he? hello? birdshits are u there saars? |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Aspie Pickup Line I don't claim to know better than the 4% rule.
Can you live on ~$39k forever, factoring in inflation? Seems unpleasant, even in Asia. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:21 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope all i need is 33.5k a year and thats with doing a lot of travel, as i age ill prob travel less if i just stayed in 1-2 places i cld live on 20k nicely
u goys have no idea, u think this is unpleasant ljl i livd in big US cities on many times 33.5k and lived worse |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa The highest performing 401ks are owned by dead people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48867017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv how can u not be investing in foreign RE property ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48867166) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope rofl risky as furk at least in most places in asia
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:14 PM Author: ,.,,,. Isn't Malaysia a cheap growing Asian country? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875536) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope its a upper middle income country, itsbasically developed enough and its quite pop for foreigners buying property though now they changed the investment visa so it requires more money
but its full of muzzies and they are sht |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:25 PM Author: ,.,,,. So they have just enough muslims to keep population stable, countries like Korea and Japan are dying. And condo fees are probably low enough that u could cash flow a high rise condo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875569) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:26 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope wtf, muzzies dont create stability retard. malaysia is only "rich" cause its 40% chink and turd. chinks control most of the economy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875575) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM Author: ,.,,,. The Muslims living there are still Asian. So the are a reliable source of cheap labor. Otherwise it would be a dying country like Korea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875598) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope it is a dying country, there birth rate 1.79 , they import a ton of turds and shit to do the actual jerbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875609) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Not bad I'm sure your wife has some family money to fall back on right. And at least you own a home & car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48867176) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:22 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope we have a lizard farm in the jungle and her family owns a bug plantation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48869592) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:37 PM Author: sealclubber sometimes people get what they deserve shalom |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope wat did i ever do to jews? i wasnt a nazi prison guard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48875610) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Bobby Buttfucker ((zurich is stained)) you're finally admitting you're a jew? it's obvious to us all, but for some reason you seemed to want to hide from it.
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Date: April 24th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: sealclubber you're a scumball racist. that's why you care if i'm jewish or not. loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48876932) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I am a worse investor. I bought a single family home to house my family in and after two years I’m down over 16%. What’s worse, I bought the house with debt, not with cash, so it’s pretty much wiped out whatever housing equity I did have. After the write down my net worth is like $1.628m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48876573) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: AZNgirl Nominating Her Jewish Handsome as New Pope well at least u have a loving wife and obedient kids and u are really fit and have a naturally happy demeanor that will guide u thru lifes ups and downs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48876585) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 11:42 AM You are indeed the only person who lost money by buying real estate in the time frame you did. Congrats bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48876947) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., insane....
what market did you buy in? florida? |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: No Paye No Gain every individual stock I've bought has lost money over the last 2 years, except Altria. Every ETF/index fund has increased. Sticking to the latter from here on out.
I bought 50k into ICAHN literally the week before that report came out that halved it in a day. |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., (guy who didn't buy any tech stocks)
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I bought Nvidia a month ago =//// (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48878111) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., LMAOOOOOOOOOOO wtf
although tbh it's not an entirely stupid play right now but the days of 5-10X are over |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., if you literally just bought the MAG 7 stocks you would have outdone the market 5X in the past 2 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48878110) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., you should just buy "MAGS" and BRKB and call it a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713513&forum_id=2:#48878115) |