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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Stirring house
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
magical snowy gaming laptop whorehouse
  08/28/25
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Stirring house
  08/28/25
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kink-friendly piazza legal warrant
  08/28/25
that's it?
up-to-no-good violet casino
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Stirring house
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Seedy crimson hall black woman
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
up-to-no-good violet casino
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Lime senate
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Lime senate
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Lime senate
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
curious cruise ship
  08/28/25
Happy?
provocative heaven milk
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
curious cruise ship
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
kink-friendly piazza legal warrant
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
kink-friendly piazza legal warrant
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
onyx erotic university shitlib
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
fear-inspiring area
  08/28/25
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adventurous center goal in life
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
rose slimy brunch
  08/29/25
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aphrodisiac home feces
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
copper quadroon
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Arrogant toilet seat mother
  08/29/25
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adventurous center goal in life
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
federal water buffalo sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Arrogant toilet seat mother
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Lime senate
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Hairraiser well-lubricated background story jew
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
curious cruise ship
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
copper quadroon
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
jet-lagged bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
misanthropic orchestra pit athletic conference
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
curious cruise ship
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
kink-friendly piazza legal warrant
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Arrogant toilet seat mother
  09/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Arrogant toilet seat mother
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
provocative heaven milk
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
curious cruise ship
  09/01/25
?
Lime senate
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Bespoke Exhilarant Friendly Grandma
  09/01/25
Fuck you
curious cruise ship
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Lime senate
  09/12/25
Yes
Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Lime senate
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Lime senate
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Stirring house
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magical snowy gaming laptop whorehouse

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly piazza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good violet casino

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Stirring house

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Seedy crimson hall black woman

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good violet casino

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Lime senate

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Lime senate

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Lime senate

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: curious cruise ship

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: provocative heaven milk

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: curious cruise ship

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly piazza legal warrant

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly piazza legal warrant

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: onyx erotic university shitlib

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring area

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: adventurous center goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: rose slimy brunch

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: copper quadroon

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Arrogant toilet seat mother

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: adventurous center goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: federal water buffalo sneaky criminal

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Arrogant toilet seat mother

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Lime senate

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser well-lubricated background story jew

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: curious cruise ship

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: copper quadroon

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged bawdyhouse

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: misanthropic orchestra pit athletic conference

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: curious cruise ship

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly piazza legal warrant

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Arrogant toilet seat mother

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Arrogant toilet seat mother

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: provocative heaven milk

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: curious cruise ship

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Lime senate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bespoke Exhilarant Friendly Grandma

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: curious cruise ship

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Lime senate

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado idea he suggested meetinghouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Lime senate

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Lime senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring house

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839)